Five things go wrong, then The End Ch. 01
Neal grinned at the other two men across from him. "Read them and weep gentlemen." With a flick of two long fingers, he casually tossed first one, then two, then three jacks on the table top. "Oh, here they are," he raised the two remaining cards and tipped them towards a table that had been distracting him the whole night. A red haired beauty and brunette had been huddled together, thick as thieves, sipping the sweetest drink's he'd ever seen. "My two ladies." He flicked the queen of hearts followed by the queen of spades.
"You son-of-a-bitch," George Carmikle, a thick, gnarled man said. "You cheated, you-"
The red head, who didn't know of Jez the Blood Queen? Of course everyone at his poker table turned as she hopped on top of her table. Her voice was soft and ruff at the same time. There wasn't a thug alive in Bay Port that Neal knew, and he knew them all, that didn't dream of getting into her pants. Of course, he had, and when she pointed her pretty little finger at him, he couldn't help but cringe.
"Neal, I see you!" She swayed. Her lacquered red fingernail wavered around in the air, before she steadied enough to level it at him. "You fucking bastard!"
Neal palmed the $60 dollar pot. Regardless of the charges leveled against him, the pot belonged to him anyway. By the time everyone in the bar turned their attention from her to him, he was already outside.
He flattened the bills, tamping down any hint of a wrinkle. He organized the money from ones to fives to tens, and of course made sure they were all facing the right way. He put the money back into his pocket, his hands straying towards the Colt's dangling below his armpits when the doors burst open, disgorging first the lovely Queen of Spades, Machine Gun Molly.
Cheating on Molly to get a piece of Jez, had seemed like such a good idea at the time. Molly being the Don's daughter and Jez being the Don's most deadly cleaner, well the implications of all that hadn't hit until he saw the tommy gun Molly's moniker came from leveled at him.
Jez followed along right behind Molly. She favored dirty, bloody close ranged weapons. Tonight she had a shotgun. Her red hair whipped around her face like a raging inferno. She cocked the shotgun and squeezed the trigger before Neal fully comprehended the situation. The buckshot spread in a wide cone. The brunt of the damage was absorbed by nearby cars. Windshields burst and deep pock marks welled in the metal siding. It didn't stop Jez from cocking her gun and squeezing off another round.
Jon and George, the Carmikle Brothers, exited the bar next. They elicited a brief nod from Neal as he back pedaled from the group. Perhaps cheating at a card game with the Carmikle Brothers hadn't been his best idea either. At the time, making an easy sixty had made so much sense. The Carmikle Brothers weren't armed with weapons, thank god for that. What they lacked in weaponry, they made up with spite.
Everyone was swearing and hurling all manner of curses at him. Jez continued to call him a "mother fucking scum bag cheating bitch face" between shotgun blasts. Whereas Molly used her tommygun to do all the speaking for her. The Carmikle Brothers swore in their native Italian, which Neal wasn't fluent in. However, Neal took pride in knowing how to tell someone they were a dick and going to die in about twelve languages, Italian being one of them. So he knew what they were saying. Jon was busy describing how he was going to make a spaghetti dish with Neal's junk and then make Neal eat it all. George was much less poetic.
Neal stole a glance at the stars over head with his cerulean eyes. It was a gorgeous night to die. The stars were big as tears, and the moon was about to burst. Then he looked back at the forming posse. Jack "the Butcher" Gorgnia finished off the group. Neal hadn't even noticed Jack in the bar. Oh well. An even royal full house all pissed at him for some reason or another. Neal couldn't recall why Jack wanted "to scalp his head and make a blanket with his skin," but Neal wouldn't be surprised if Jack didn't have a great reason for expressing that sentiment.
Neal took out a cigarette and waited for the Queens to reload. Dodging around the parking lot was starting to look like a losing proposition. Granted the men without weapons weren't going to close on him while he still had his Colts. And everyone knew he wasn't going to fire at the Don's daughter. He might be able to get away with winging Jez, but Neal didn't like hurting girls, not even girls hurling buckshot at him.
Besides, Neal held out hope that when the girls calmed down they would see reason and join him a threesome. He liked his women with a side of crazy, what man didn't it? But he liked even more his face pretty and body fit, so that meant a tactical retreat. Neal was good at tactical retreats. Anyone that could convince Jez to sleep with him while her fiancé, the Don's son Leto, was out on the Frestfallen bombing rivals to smithereens needed to be really good at evasion.
He flicked the head of a match and sparked it alight. He brought the flame to the edge of his cigarette and inhaled. He smoked slow like a man savoring his last meal. The butt of the colts dangle from below his arms, but their metal is too dark to be easily seen. Still Neal found great comfort in their presence.
He tipped his head to Molly as she fumbled with her magazine. Apparently being drunk and reloading a tommy gun wasn't that easy after all. Jack hurled a knife at Neal, but Neal had already dropped down behind another Cadillac.
He took a drag and glanced up at the clear night sky. "Huh, at least it's a nice night." He shrugged and flicked the butt towards the ground, grinding the tip with his shoe, and lit another. He dropped down beneath the car, as his assailants fanned out. The Carmikle brothers hovered around Molly as she belched out another load of bullets from her gun. Jack had disappeared somewhere. Jez was circling around to his right, but he still had a few cars between them.
Neal flicked his switchblade open again. He plunged the blade into car's fuel tank that he was hiding under. It leaked gasoline onto the pavement just like he'd done to six other cars as he'd been dodging around the parking lot. If he judged the tilt of the lot, those other cars should send rivulets of gasoline that converged there.
Neal rolled through the next row of cars, flicking his cigarette at the line of gasoline racing towards him. The orange glow of ash left an afterimage tracing the trajectory of the cigarette through the air. It landed in the gasoline and ignited the liquid. Flames danced along the arteries of fuel towards the other cars. The cars explode one after the other into bonfires. Putrid black smoke clamored from the cars, darkening the night's light. It also smelled like burning rubber and chemicals, which it should have considering it was smoke coming from burning cars.
Neal lit another cigarette from under a nearby car as he watched a tide of feet burst from the bar. Sure, the patrons hadn't been keen to intervene with any business related to the Don, but several explosions must have changed their mind. He lost sight of the "full house" in the crowd, which Neal was banking on that working both ways.
Still, Neal felt like he'd worn out his welcome in a city, even one as large as Bay Port. That was a feeling he never ignored. It wasn't luck that he'd picked a card game at Belly's. Sixty bucks was the going price for a ticket on an airship. And the Carmickle Brother's weren't known for their brains. Granted, no captain in their right mind would offer him passage once word of this got out. And quite a few sailors were in Belly's tonight.
He joined the crowd from Belly's, which was soon joined by crowds from the other bars on the street. Neal surfed against the tide of humanity until he made it to a side street. He cut over a few blocks. He lit another cigarette as he walked down the streets towards the port. He stuck his thumb out looking to hitch a ride, but he was no stranger to walking alone to his next destination.
Neal grinned at the other two men across from him. "Read them and weep gentlemen." With a flick of two long fingers, he casually tossed first one, then two, then three jacks on the table top. "Oh, here they are," he raised the two remaining cards and tipped them towards a table that had been distracting him the whole night. A red haired beauty and brunette had been huddled together, thick as thieves, sipping the sweetest drink's he'd ever seen. "My two ladies." He flicked the queen of hearts followed by the queen of spades.
"You son-of-a-bitch," George Carmikle, a thick, gnarled man said. "You cheated, you-"
The red head, who didn't know of Jez the Blood Queen? Of course everyone at his poker table turned as she hopped on top of her table. Her voice was soft and ruff at the same time. There wasn't a thug alive in Bay Port that Neal knew, and he knew them all, that didn't dream of getting into her pants. Of course, he had, and when she pointed her pretty little finger at him, he couldn't help but cringe.
"Neal, I see you!" She swayed. Her lacquered red fingernail wavered around in the air, before she steadied enough to level it at him. "You fucking bastard!"
Neal palmed the $60 dollar pot. Regardless of the charges leveled against him, the pot belonged to him anyway. By the time everyone in the bar turned their attention from her to him, he was already outside.
He flattened the bills, tamping down any hint of a wrinkle. He organized the money from ones to fives to tens, and of course made sure they were all facing the right way. He put the money back into his pocket, his hands straying towards the Colt's dangling below his armpits when the doors burst open, disgorging first the lovely Queen of Spades, Machine Gun Molly.
Cheating on Molly to get a piece of Jez, had seemed like such a good idea at the time. Molly being the Don's daughter and Jez being the Don's most deadly cleaner, well the implications of all that hadn't hit until he saw the tommy gun Molly's moniker came from leveled at him.
Jez followed along right behind Molly. She favored dirty, bloody close ranged weapons. Tonight she had a shotgun. Her red hair whipped around her face like a raging inferno. She cocked the shotgun and squeezed the trigger before Neal fully comprehended the situation. The buckshot spread in a wide cone. The brunt of the damage was absorbed by nearby cars. Windshields burst and deep pock marks welled in the metal siding. It didn't stop Jez from cocking her gun and squeezing off another round.
Jon and George, the Carmikle Brothers, exited the bar next. They elicited a brief nod from Neal as he back pedaled from the group. Perhaps cheating at a card game with the Carmikle Brothers hadn't been his best idea either. At the time, making an easy sixty had made so much sense. The Carmikle Brothers weren't armed with weapons, thank god for that. What they lacked in weaponry, they made up with spite.
Everyone was swearing and hurling all manner of curses at him. Jez continued to call him a "mother fucking scum bag cheating bitch face" between shotgun blasts. Whereas Molly used her tommygun to do all the speaking for her. The Carmikle Brothers swore in their native Italian, which Neal wasn't fluent in. However, Neal took pride in knowing how to tell someone they were a dick and going to die in about twelve languages, Italian being one of them. So he knew what they were saying. Jon was busy describing how he was going to make a spaghetti dish with Neal's junk and then make Neal eat it all. George was much less poetic.
Neal stole a glance at the stars over head with his cerulean eyes. It was a gorgeous night to die. The stars were big as tears, and the moon was about to burst. Then he looked back at the forming posse. Jack "the Butcher" Gorgnia finished off the group. Neal hadn't even noticed Jack in the bar. Oh well. An even royal full house all pissed at him for some reason or another. Neal couldn't recall why Jack wanted "to scalp his head and make a blanket with his skin," but Neal wouldn't be surprised if Jack didn't have a great reason for expressing that sentiment.
Neal took out a cigarette and waited for the Queens to reload. Dodging around the parking lot was starting to look like a losing proposition. Granted the men without weapons weren't going to close on him while he still had his Colts. And everyone knew he wasn't going to fire at the Don's daughter. He might be able to get away with winging Jez, but Neal didn't like hurting girls, not even girls hurling buckshot at him.
Besides, Neal held out hope that when the girls calmed down they would see reason and join him a threesome. He liked his women with a side of crazy, what man didn't it? But he liked even more his face pretty and body fit, so that meant a tactical retreat. Neal was good at tactical retreats. Anyone that could convince Jez to sleep with him while her fiancé, the Don's son Leto, was out on the Frestfallen bombing rivals to smithereens needed to be really good at evasion.
He flicked the head of a match and sparked it alight. He brought the flame to the edge of his cigarette and inhaled. He smoked slow like a man savoring his last meal. The butt of the colts dangle from below his arms, but their metal is too dark to be easily seen. Still Neal found great comfort in their presence.
He tipped his head to Molly as she fumbled with her magazine. Apparently being drunk and reloading a tommy gun wasn't that easy after all. Jack hurled a knife at Neal, but Neal had already dropped down behind another Cadillac.
He took a drag and glanced up at the clear night sky. "Huh, at least it's a nice night." He shrugged and flicked the butt towards the ground, grinding the tip with his shoe, and lit another. He dropped down beneath the car, as his assailants fanned out. The Carmikle brothers hovered around Molly as she belched out another load of bullets from her gun. Jack had disappeared somewhere. Jez was circling around to his right, but he still had a few cars between them.
Neal flicked his switchblade open again. He plunged the blade into car's fuel tank that he was hiding under. It leaked gasoline onto the pavement just like he'd done to six other cars as he'd been dodging around the parking lot. If he judged the tilt of the lot, those other cars should send rivulets of gasoline that converged there.
Neal rolled through the next row of cars, flicking his cigarette at the line of gasoline racing towards him. The orange glow of ash left an afterimage tracing the trajectory of the cigarette through the air. It landed in the gasoline and ignited the liquid. Flames danced along the arteries of fuel towards the other cars. The cars explode one after the other into bonfires. Putrid black smoke clamored from the cars, darkening the night's light. It also smelled like burning rubber and chemicals, which it should have considering it was smoke coming from burning cars.
Neal lit another cigarette from under a nearby car as he watched a tide of feet burst from the bar. Sure, the patrons hadn't been keen to intervene with any business related to the Don, but several explosions must have changed their mind. He lost sight of the "full house" in the crowd, which Neal was banking on that working both ways.
Still, Neal felt like he'd worn out his welcome in a city, even one as large as Bay Port. That was a feeling he never ignored. It wasn't luck that he'd picked a card game at Belly's. Sixty bucks was the going price for a ticket on an airship. And the Carmickle Brother's weren't known for their brains. Granted, no captain in their right mind would offer him passage once word of this got out. And quite a few sailors were in Belly's tonight.
He joined the crowd from Belly's, which was soon joined by crowds from the other bars on the street. Neal surfed against the tide of humanity until he made it to a side street. He cut over a few blocks. He lit another cigarette as he walked down the streets towards the port. He stuck his thumb out looking to hitch a ride, but he was no stranger to walking alone to his next destination.