Five Essential Rules of Life

[TE999]

1. Money can't buy happiness, but it's more comfortable being sad in a Corvette than on a bicycle.

2. Forgive an enemy, but remember the asshole's name.

3. If you help someone when they're in trouble, they'll remember you when they're in trouble again.

4.Alcohol doesn't solve any problems, but neither does milk.

5.Many people are alive today only because it's illegal to shoot them.


(No, I don't know where the Humor thread is and I can't be bothered looking for it.)

 

[estragon]

DG Hear, MFG, was moderating it at one time.

 

[Que]

1. Money can't buy happiness, but it's more comfortable being sad in a Corvette than on a bicycle.

2. Forgive an enemy, but remember the asshole's name.

3. If you help someone when they're in trouble, they'll remember you when they're in trouble again.

4.Alcohol doesn't solve any problems, but neither does milk.

5.Many people are alive today only because it's illegal to shoot them.


(No, I don't know where the Humor thread is and I can't be bothered looking for it.)

There is a humorous mien to the presentation but there's more than a kernel of truth to each of those.

 

[estragon]

Many a true word spoken in jest. How's that for a cliché?

 

[pierrelarue161]

Much truth to this.