Fish fetish... First Troy McClure, ....

[Guest]

So I happened to catch the last 5 minutes of Jerry Springer, and they had this guy dumping his hot girlfriend for.... that's right, a dead fish. I think he named it Kirsten, but that's besides the point. Fakeness of the show aside, this was really disturbing. I mean, at least with an actual animal, alive, someone could get "something", but a dead fish?

Anyone ever heard of this?? Besides Troy McClure of the Simpsons, that is... It just doesn't seem realistic. I would think any number of devices at the local porn store would be far superior.......

 

[Starblayde]

That Simpsons episode was just on this evening!

spooky

 

[Guest]

That Simpsons episode was just on this evening!

spooky

Really?? God, I love that one....

 

[Guest]

This was just too bizarre. I mean, I can think of only one way fucking a fish would be acceptable. This guy was licking the scales and everything.....

 

[Starblayde]

"The difference between our sham marriage and every other sham marriage? We know its a sham marriage...."

"In other news, Troy Mclure today married....a woman? *shrugs* oooookay"

 

[Starblayde]

very scary stuff... some people have odd fetishes

"A part as Mcbain's sidekick? Oh my GoD! I'm going to Seaworld!!"

 

[Starfish]

SO! I see what I'll mean to you when I am dead!

Good for nothin but fertilizer.

 

[glamorilla]

Everybody needs love?

There was an episode of "King of the Hill" that had Hank getting molested by a dolphin...

 

[TWB]

The question is, How much was he paid.

 

[Chicklet]

My uncle kept a dead fish in his freezer for 14 years. I don't think he had sex with it, though...Strange anyways.

 

[Guest]

SO! I see what I'll mean to you when I am dead!

Good for nothin but fertilizer.

Actually, you were the one acceptable way of fucking a fish......

Yeah, whatever that dork got paid was NOT enough...

But if is was THE Fishykins, he couldn't have PAID enough

 

[Ginny]

torty swam with dolphins and sea turtles today....i don't think he had sex with any.....though i dunno....he seemed mighty relaxed.....hmmmmm....he did mention that dolphinsex.org site before he left....hmmmm.....


hey storm cutie......how are thangs with you?.....masturbating going okay?.......<smiling>.....

 

[Guest]

It is now that I see you, Ginny.

 

[*bratcat*]

 

[Sillyman]

Oddly enough, the first question comes to my mind is: How? I mean what is there to fuck? Is he in love with the fish, or is he just dumping her because she couldn't understand something that odd? How long were they together? Is he attached to that dead fish in particular? Was it female?

 

[Ginny]

It is now that I see you, Ginny.

feel free to detail...any masturbatory progress.....