fish and pussy smell alike
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Hamletmaschine
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Hamletmaschine
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Bunch of size-queens.
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thirteen year old boys think theyve huffed all the cunt in the world.
fish dont smell like shame.
fish dont smell like shame.
From FEMALEFIRST.COM.UK
Question:my pussy smells of fish after sex and after sex only. What is up with that? It has a normal scent and it is clean. I dont have any sexual infections because I had a check up today. The fish smell is only after sex. why is that?
Answer: You could have bacterial vaginosis. When you get checks it doesn't always show. That causes fishy smells after sex, but you get a discharge with it. It is usually a yellowy creamy colour.
Answer: It's times like these that Im so glad I dont have a pussy.
Answer: Most likely to be Bacterial Vaginosis as already mentioned (though some people just get that smell from time to time after unprotected sex). The common myth is that the fishy smell means that the woman doesnt wash enough but on the contrary it can mean that the woman uses too many soapy materials and bathes too often. If the smell persists it needs to be treated with a course of antibiotics (it isn't a sexually transmitted disease it's just another one of those annoying things that women have to put up with and can do nothing about....it just the vaginal bacteria playing up)
Answer: I get this myself sometimes after unprotected sex. My problem is that my bloke will shoot his load and it will stay in there for the course of the night or until i next pee. If left for a few hours it will start to smell a bit but this should clear up as soon as you have washed.
Correct Answer: Maybe its an indication that you have had a whale of a time.
Question:my pussy smells of fish after sex and after sex only. What is up with that? It has a normal scent and it is clean. I dont have any sexual infections because I had a check up today. The fish smell is only after sex. why is that?
Answer: You could have bacterial vaginosis. When you get checks it doesn't always show. That causes fishy smells after sex, but you get a discharge with it. It is usually a yellowy creamy colour.
Answer: It's times like these that Im so glad I dont have a pussy.
Answer: Most likely to be Bacterial Vaginosis as already mentioned (though some people just get that smell from time to time after unprotected sex). The common myth is that the fishy smell means that the woman doesnt wash enough but on the contrary it can mean that the woman uses too many soapy materials and bathes too often. If the smell persists it needs to be treated with a course of antibiotics (it isn't a sexually transmitted disease it's just another one of those annoying things that women have to put up with and can do nothing about....it just the vaginal bacteria playing up)
Answer: I get this myself sometimes after unprotected sex. My problem is that my bloke will shoot his load and it will stay in there for the course of the night or until i next pee. If left for a few hours it will start to smell a bit but this should clear up as soon as you have washed.
Correct Answer: Maybe its an indication that you have had a whale of a time.
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It came from 7 decades ago when people didn't bathe as often.Hester said:
Take the test, don't shower for a week, then smell your pussy.........
If my Pussy smells like Tuna, why doesn't my Cat eat me out?
It's a legitimate question, don't you think?
I recently tickled my kitty in front of my cat to answer this question; a question every girl who has ever been mistaken for a fish and chip shop by a blind man has pondered, but has been afraid to ask. Initially I felt guilty about my little experiment, but curiosity won hands down—or possibly fingers in—and I was quickly so horny I didn't really give a bugger.
At first my cat was none the wiser as I slyly slid out of my slightly damp knickers beneath the sheets and reached up for my vibrator. At first I was reluctant to turn it on as Lulu was literally six inches from my waist, so why draw attention to what I was doing if I didn't have to, right? Well I had to—this was a scientific experiment, remember? As an un-vibrating vibrator is about as useful to a girl as foreplay to a chocolate chimney sweep, I turned it on gently, lay back and thought of Brad Pitt—or it might have been the drop-dead gorgeous girl across the hall.
Meanwhile my inquisitive moggie was beginning to suspect something sinister was going on—or possibly round and round— beneath the twitching sheets. Her ears were almost as erect as my throbbing love button when she heard the soft hum of my sex toy, and when my hips began rocking in that slow, syncopated rhythm Britney Spears would scratch my eyes out to learn, Lulu's curiosity was genuinely piqued. But by then it was too late to stop the rollercoaster.
Once us girls are on our way to the big O, our love buttons don't know the meaning of the word 'stop', and anyway, Nature never provided us with brakes. My pussy has no conscience or integrity either. So I came, and came rather hard and very noisily. I'm sure Lulu could smell my sweet, girl juices exuding from my shuddering body, but did she crawl under the covers to lap them up? No she bloody well didn't!
She probably wondered what all that grunting was about. I could see she was confused and immediately hated myself for making her witness something as primal as her owner unashamedly polishing her wedding ring. If you think about it, I'm like a mother to her. And though I'm fairly sure my mother has never coaxed the genie out of the magic lamp while fishing for tuna, I wouldn't want to be there when she does.
So I apologized to Lulu, because if she was human, she'd be in therapy by now. As I petted her little head she looked at me with a disdainful glint in her eyes, as if to say, "Oh no you don't, you dirty little slut, not until you've washed your hands!"
http://www.utterpants.co.uk/fiction/tunacat.html
It's a legitimate question, don't you think?
I recently tickled my kitty in front of my cat to answer this question; a question every girl who has ever been mistaken for a fish and chip shop by a blind man has pondered, but has been afraid to ask. Initially I felt guilty about my little experiment, but curiosity won hands down—or possibly fingers in—and I was quickly so horny I didn't really give a bugger.
At first my cat was none the wiser as I slyly slid out of my slightly damp knickers beneath the sheets and reached up for my vibrator. At first I was reluctant to turn it on as Lulu was literally six inches from my waist, so why draw attention to what I was doing if I didn't have to, right? Well I had to—this was a scientific experiment, remember? As an un-vibrating vibrator is about as useful to a girl as foreplay to a chocolate chimney sweep, I turned it on gently, lay back and thought of Brad Pitt—or it might have been the drop-dead gorgeous girl across the hall.
Meanwhile my inquisitive moggie was beginning to suspect something sinister was going on—or possibly round and round— beneath the twitching sheets. Her ears were almost as erect as my throbbing love button when she heard the soft hum of my sex toy, and when my hips began rocking in that slow, syncopated rhythm Britney Spears would scratch my eyes out to learn, Lulu's curiosity was genuinely piqued. But by then it was too late to stop the rollercoaster.
Once us girls are on our way to the big O, our love buttons don't know the meaning of the word 'stop', and anyway, Nature never provided us with brakes. My pussy has no conscience or integrity either. So I came, and came rather hard and very noisily. I'm sure Lulu could smell my sweet, girl juices exuding from my shuddering body, but did she crawl under the covers to lap them up? No she bloody well didn't!
She probably wondered what all that grunting was about. I could see she was confused and immediately hated myself for making her witness something as primal as her owner unashamedly polishing her wedding ring. If you think about it, I'm like a mother to her. And though I'm fairly sure my mother has never coaxed the genie out of the magic lamp while fishing for tuna, I wouldn't want to be there when she does.
So I apologized to Lulu, because if she was human, she'd be in therapy by now. As I petted her little head she looked at me with a disdainful glint in her eyes, as if to say, "Oh no you don't, you dirty little slut, not until you've washed your hands!"
http://www.utterpants.co.uk/fiction/tunacat.html
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Hester said:
It came from God hisself.
In the begining God created Adam and Eve. One day after a long run around the garden, Eve jumped into the pond to cool off.
Agast, God yelled, "Me damnit Eve, how in the hell am I ever going to get that smell off the fish?!"
The rest is history.
Dear RSA,
My boyfriend says that when he eats me out I have a strange taste. I think I might also have a smell. How can I fix this?
Bessie, U. of Miami
Bessie,
It's possible that you're having a "feminine hygiene" issue, although this problem has been way blown out of proportion and women have been made paranoid about having smelly genitals. In reality, healthy vaginas have a range of smells and tastes depending on their owners, so if you bathe daily and wash your vulva thoroughly with soap and water, you may not have any problem at all. Before you jump to any conclusions, find out how experienced a muff diver your boyfriend is and whether he is qualified to tell a normal pussy flavor from an abnormal one.
Also, keep in mind that the taste of your vagina is affected by what you ingest, so if you smoke, drink coffee and alcohol, and eat a lot of meat, fish, or spicy foods, these flavors will come out in your pussy juice. For sweeter nectar down there, you can try switching to a vegetarian diet and eliminating as many toxic habits as possible.
Of course, it is also possible that you may have an infection of some sort. If you have a yeast infection, you would probably be itching in your crotch and having a white chunky vaginal discharge that smelled like baking bread. If you had a bacterial infection, you might have a yellowish or greenish discharge that smelled really nasty, along with vaginal pain or itching. If you're having any of these symptoms, visit your doctor or campus health center and get it checked out.
My boyfriend says that when he eats me out I have a strange taste. I think I might also have a smell. How can I fix this?
Bessie, U. of Miami
Bessie,
It's possible that you're having a "feminine hygiene" issue, although this problem has been way blown out of proportion and women have been made paranoid about having smelly genitals. In reality, healthy vaginas have a range of smells and tastes depending on their owners, so if you bathe daily and wash your vulva thoroughly with soap and water, you may not have any problem at all. Before you jump to any conclusions, find out how experienced a muff diver your boyfriend is and whether he is qualified to tell a normal pussy flavor from an abnormal one.
Also, keep in mind that the taste of your vagina is affected by what you ingest, so if you smoke, drink coffee and alcohol, and eat a lot of meat, fish, or spicy foods, these flavors will come out in your pussy juice. For sweeter nectar down there, you can try switching to a vegetarian diet and eliminating as many toxic habits as possible.
Of course, it is also possible that you may have an infection of some sort. If you have a yeast infection, you would probably be itching in your crotch and having a white chunky vaginal discharge that smelled like baking bread. If you had a bacterial infection, you might have a yellowish or greenish discharge that smelled really nasty, along with vaginal pain or itching. If you're having any of these symptoms, visit your doctor or campus health center and get it checked out.
Recidiva
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Vessica Piscis:
"Vessel of the Fish," vesica piscis, was a worldwide ancient synonym for the yoni or vulva. In religious symbolism it stood for the feminine creative force, the Mother-spirit that gave birth to the world and the gods. In prepatriarchal philosophy the general explanation for sexual activity was that spiritual nourishment for males was inherent in the act of "plugging in" to this female power, resulting not only in a moment or two of godlike bliss, but also in an essential contact with the mysterious magic inside a woman's body that could actually produce life.
The ancients insisted that women's sexual secretions smelled like fish, which is why the sign of the yoni came to be called vesica piscis. One of the Hindu titles of the Great Goddess was "a virgin named Fishy Smell, whose real name was Truth." Particularly in her Love-goddess aspect, the ancient Mother was associated with fish, seashells, seawater, salt, ships and fishermen. She often appeared in mermaid form with a fish tail, or even two fish tails like the medieval Siren. In her honour, fish were eaten on Friday, which was her official day, named after Freya, her Scandanavian incarnation. (Latins called it the Day of Venus) Thus it was - and in some areas still is - believed that fish are aphrodisiac food.
The vesica piscis passed into medieval Christian art as a frame for holy figures (see Mandorla), however incongruous this might have seemed in the light of its older connotations. Renaisannce painters often showed the "cloud" that took Jesus up to heaven in the form of a vessica piscis, which appeared to be swallowing him headfirst, so that sometimes only his dangling legs remain visible.
"Vessel of the Fish," vesica piscis, was a worldwide ancient synonym for the yoni or vulva. In religious symbolism it stood for the feminine creative force, the Mother-spirit that gave birth to the world and the gods. In prepatriarchal philosophy the general explanation for sexual activity was that spiritual nourishment for males was inherent in the act of "plugging in" to this female power, resulting not only in a moment or two of godlike bliss, but also in an essential contact with the mysterious magic inside a woman's body that could actually produce life.
The ancients insisted that women's sexual secretions smelled like fish, which is why the sign of the yoni came to be called vesica piscis. One of the Hindu titles of the Great Goddess was "a virgin named Fishy Smell, whose real name was Truth." Particularly in her Love-goddess aspect, the ancient Mother was associated with fish, seashells, seawater, salt, ships and fishermen. She often appeared in mermaid form with a fish tail, or even two fish tails like the medieval Siren. In her honour, fish were eaten on Friday, which was her official day, named after Freya, her Scandanavian incarnation. (Latins called it the Day of Venus) Thus it was - and in some areas still is - believed that fish are aphrodisiac food.
The vesica piscis passed into medieval Christian art as a frame for holy figures (see Mandorla), however incongruous this might have seemed in the light of its older connotations. Renaisannce painters often showed the "cloud" that took Jesus up to heaven in the form of a vessica piscis, which appeared to be swallowing him headfirst, so that sometimes only his dangling legs remain visible.
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Hester said:
Its the flip side of the "does size matter?" quandary.
It gives the man who is a misogynist at heart a vein of insecurity to tap into when ever he wants to get in a dig.
Men who indulge in this kind of humor may like pussy just fine. They don't like the woman to whom it is attached.
Recidiva
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KravMaga said:I betcha those Ancients weren't very good with the ole' personal hygiene.....
The thing that I adore is this:
The current "Fish" symbol for Christ (The Piscean) is a converted Vesica Pescis. Instead of standing straight up, it's turned to the side.
Basically for a pagan, if you have this on your car, you're proclaiming your adoration for feminine fertility.
I dig that sofa-king much.Recidiva said:The thing that I adore is this:
The current "Fish" symbol for Christ (The Piscean) is a converted Vesica Pescis. Instead of standing straight up, it's turned to the side.
Basically for a pagan, if you have this on your car, you're proclaiming your adoration for feminine fertility.
katiebarthedoor
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now you make it sound hot.bronzeage said:
GranniesJizz
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Gynocologist offices smell like the local fish market.
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It smells like nachos.
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KravMaga said:
Just normal everyday nachos.
