UK_Dreamer
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- Apr 15, 2012
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The other week I had a day to myself so, after being frustrated for a very, very long time I decided to do something about it and took a nerve wracking trip to a sex store. Once in the store my eyes were everywhere while I was trying to look calm and collected and inconspicuous whilst the man behind the counter watched my every move.
To throw him off the trail the first thing I grabbed was a flesh light and then some lube, with these in hand I the felt a little freer to browse. So there I am looking totally inconspicuous (not!) hiding behind shelves and cursing my short sightedness trying to look at dildos from afar!
Eventually I saw this great looking 6" dr johnson specimen that I thought would tickle the spot so I grabbed it and what looked like a nice leather cock strap and made my way to the checkout, gut in, chest out and paid for my purchase whilst avoiding any kind of eye contact!
Upon paying for the items I hastily left the store and threw my purchases in the boot and steadily made my way home, avoiding breaking any speed limits and therefore negating the need to explain my purchases to any traffic cops!!
When I got home I examined my purchases and found that the cock strap was actually a cock and ball separator that I could not fathom out (I guess my balls sit to high in a fairly tight sack for me to use this as designed) and the 6" dildo far out shadows my cock (that I always thought was about 5.5inches, guess I need to re measure that!!) and looks even bigger than the 8" cock that I used to ride in my teens!
So, not having a great deal of success with those two items I pleasures myself with my flesh light and buried the other items in the draw for the day.
Obviously curiosity got the better of me and I decided to re evaluate my other purchases and I found a way to use the cock strap that felt comfortable so I took to wearing this for periods of time when I was alone. As for the dildo, well let's just say ouch! I just couldn't see a way to make that work.
Anyway, after spending some quality alone time in my strap I decided to wear it for the day whilst at work and boy did it feel good! So good in fact I'm surprised I wasn't sporting a boner the whole day! When I eventually got home I was so horny that I got the dildo and the lube out and after a short time I was able to sink to the base on that thing and it felt so good sliding in and out of my ass, so good in fact that it has hardly been out when I find I have any free time
Not exactly sure why I posted this but i suppose that it shows that even a closeted gay guy can find some satisfaction if they pluck up the nerve to treat them selves to a toy or two.
Planning on some new purchases in the very near future, especially looking forward to trying a combined cock ring and prostate massager ;p
To throw him off the trail the first thing I grabbed was a flesh light and then some lube, with these in hand I the felt a little freer to browse. So there I am looking totally inconspicuous (not!) hiding behind shelves and cursing my short sightedness trying to look at dildos from afar!
Eventually I saw this great looking 6" dr johnson specimen that I thought would tickle the spot so I grabbed it and what looked like a nice leather cock strap and made my way to the checkout, gut in, chest out and paid for my purchase whilst avoiding any kind of eye contact!
Upon paying for the items I hastily left the store and threw my purchases in the boot and steadily made my way home, avoiding breaking any speed limits and therefore negating the need to explain my purchases to any traffic cops!!
When I got home I examined my purchases and found that the cock strap was actually a cock and ball separator that I could not fathom out (I guess my balls sit to high in a fairly tight sack for me to use this as designed) and the 6" dildo far out shadows my cock (that I always thought was about 5.5inches, guess I need to re measure that!!) and looks even bigger than the 8" cock that I used to ride in my teens!
So, not having a great deal of success with those two items I pleasures myself with my flesh light and buried the other items in the draw for the day.
Obviously curiosity got the better of me and I decided to re evaluate my other purchases and I found a way to use the cock strap that felt comfortable so I took to wearing this for periods of time when I was alone. As for the dildo, well let's just say ouch! I just couldn't see a way to make that work.
Anyway, after spending some quality alone time in my strap I decided to wear it for the day whilst at work and boy did it feel good! So good in fact I'm surprised I wasn't sporting a boner the whole day! When I eventually got home I was so horny that I got the dildo and the lube out and after a short time I was able to sink to the base on that thing and it felt so good sliding in and out of my ass, so good in fact that it has hardly been out when I find I have any free time
Not exactly sure why I posted this but i suppose that it shows that even a closeted gay guy can find some satisfaction if they pluck up the nerve to treat them selves to a toy or two.
Planning on some new purchases in the very near future, especially looking forward to trying a combined cock ring and prostate massager ;p
