First time/losing your virginity story

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Hey I'm a 23 year old asian female from the USA. I'm also a virgin. I am curious to hear about other people's first time. How did it go? Did you enjoy or regret it? etc. and any advice for a virgin such as myself?

sex is icky
 
It was with Jake Ryan right after my 16th birthday. My parents forgot it was my birthday because my older sister was getting married the next day. I went to a school dance that night with this dorky foreign exchange student my relatives forced on me. Anyway, Jake had a girlfriend who ended up throwing this huge party at his house and he got mad at her. They totally broke up. He showed up at my house with a cake after my sister's wedding. We totally did it. It was so romantic.
 
Hey I'm a 23 year old asian female from the USA. I'm also a virgin. I am curious to hear about other people's first time. How did it go? Did you enjoy or regret it? etc. and any advice for a virgin such as myself?

Use a lotta lube on his kielbasa so it can open your closed bun with less struggle. Oil that fucker up real good, like you were trying to hold onto a freshwater eel.

Also, don't go giving away your prize one-time-only cookie somewhere cornball like in the back seat of a car or up against a tree in the park at night. Make that motherfucker work for your hoo-hoo. Have homeboy shell out for a top shelf high-rise hotel with an adjacent jacuzzi and room service for the best hooch n' eats. Your fahgina is worth all the gold at the end of the rainbow.

Might wanna blow him first so he doesn't pop so quick and spoil your fun. Trust me, he'll be pounding and grinding you hard putting in work to get that second nut, like it was the last fuck of his life. That's the kinda details you wanna pay attention to, cuz after the pussy nut, dudes tend to roll over and go snoozeville. ;)
 
sex is icky

It was with Jake Ryan right after my 16th birthday. My parents forgot it was my birthday because my older sister was getting married the next day. I went to a school dance that night with this dorky foreign exchange student my relatives forced on me. Anyway, Jake had a girlfriend who ended up throwing this huge party at his house and he got mad at her. They totally broke up. He showed up at my house with a cake after my sister's wedding. We totally did it. It was so romantic.

Use a lotta lube on his kielbasa so it can open your closed bun with less struggle. Oil that fucker up real good, like you were trying to hold onto a freshwater eel.

Also, don't go giving away your prize one-time-only cookie somewhere cornball like in the back seat of a car or up against a tree in the park at night. Make that motherfucker work for your hoo-hoo. Have homeboy shell out for a top shelf high-rise hotel with an adjacent jacuzzi and room service for the best hooch n' eats. Your fahgina is worth all the gold at the end of the rainbow.

Might wanna blow him first so he doesn't pop so quick and spoil your fun. Trust me, he'll be pounding and grinding you hard putting in work to get that second nut, like it was the last fuck of his life. That's the kinda details you wanna pay attention to, cuz after the pussy nut, dudes tend to roll over and go snoozeville. ;)

A series of awesome! Nice job folks, we're over here laughing out asses off.
 
It was with Jake Ryan right after my 16th birthday. My parents forgot it was my birthday because my older sister was getting married the next day. I went to a school dance that night with this dorky foreign exchange student my relatives forced on me. Anyway, Jake had a girlfriend who ended up throwing this huge party at his house and he got mad at her. They totally broke up. He showed up at my house with a cake after my sister's wedding. We totally did it. It was so romantic.

OMG! I think we went to high school together! The things that Dong did to me.... :cool:
 
I can't talk much about it because I was below the limit of what this site allows.
It was okay, I waited about 5 more years and a lot of making out before I tried it again. I found a really nice silly guy, a kinky group of friends and it was a lot of fun.

Hardrom, you might want to remove that age.
 
I was a bit older than the OP (it was earlier than 2016, Saint Peter). It was awkward, but in a way we could laugh about, especially after. It got easier, and better, fairly quickly. No regrets.
 
Hey I'm a 23 year old asian female from the USA. I'm also a virgin. I am curious to hear about other people's first time. How did it go? Did you enjoy or regret it? etc. and any advice for a virgin such as myself?

I believe that as much as I believe in religion. But I'll tell you.
neighbor girl. Went fast. First time for both. Got better. Much better.
 
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It was long ago and far away, interracial in a massive thunderstorm, and barely satisfying.

Most first times are best forgotten.

Huh?
 
I can't talk much about it because I was below the limit of what this site allows.
It was okay, I waited about 5 more years and a lot of making out before I tried it again. I found a really nice silly guy, a kinky group of friends and it was a lot of fun.

Hardrom, you might want to remove that age.

Done. Thanks for remind.
 
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