First person to be voted off Survivor: Literotica!

[Byron In Exile]

DCL or AJ?

 

[busybody..]

can we just SHOOT you and spare us the boredom going forward?

 

[Soulen]

DCL or AJ?

i'd vote for you before either of them.

 

[Byron In Exile]

can we just SHOOT you and spare us the boredom going forward?

No.

And, btw, your audition tape was dissolved in hydrofluoric acid.

 

[busybody..]

No.

And, btw, your audition tape was dissolved in hydrofluoric acid.

http://www.jeromecastaneda.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/make-extra-money-online-while-asleep.jpg

 

[Byron In Exile]

i'd vote for you before either of them.

That would only mark you, initially, but it doesn't matter, because you won't be picked to begin with.

But were you to be, and then let your emotions dictate your behavior in the game, you would lose.

 

[LadyFairfax]

That would only mark you, initially, but it doesn't matter, because you won't be picked to begin with.

But were you to be, and then let your emotions dictate your behavior in the game, you would lose.

I'd just go topless for a few days and the producers would make sure the vote was rigged to keep me there until the end.

 

[unregistered]

 

[neci]

meh. i suck cock. bitch is going down.

 

[unregistered]

 

[Byron In Exile]

I'd just go topless for a few days and the producers would make sure the vote was rigged to keep me there until the end.

Tits are magical implements to young guys. (And to some immature old guys, too.)

But, eventually, tits are just tits.

"Why do guys go so nuts over tits?"
"Because they don't have 'em."

Two women pulled off their tops and panties in order to win a reward challenge in one season; and one of them won the million dollars by a 6 to 1 vote.

Tits are a strategic consideration.

 

[Byron In Exile]

meh. i suck cock. bitch is going down.

You are so my next pick.

But you know it's not happening on the show, right? We're going to be skank-city. I would not want a woman to come anywhere near my crotch under such circumstances, nor would I want to be near hers. That would be really bad.

 

[neci]

*hopes to survive the merge*

 

[richard_daily]

Vote me! Vote me! This island smells like dead fish.