First day off in over a week...

[Black_Bird]

... and my boss calls me to ask me if I can work. WHEN CAN A GUY GET SOME TIME OFF?!? Geez.

 

[deliciously_naughty]

don't answer your phone on your days off!!!!

caller id!!!

 

[Black_Bird]

Caller ID - Done.
Didn't Answer the Phone - Done.

... I heard the answering machine message.

 

[deliciously_naughty]

don't call your boss back!!!!

go in tommorrow and say "sorry, didn't get your message, I was out all day"

that's my solution for ignoring work

 

[capricious_chic]

Message?? What message?

 

[scylis]

can i be of some assistance? i have some stuff i gotta ork out, and i got a new knife i'm itchin' to try...

just a thought. and i don't even have to kill him....

 

[Black_Bird]

Nah. I'll tell him the truth: "Look," I'll say to him, "I worked over sixty hours last week, and didn't have a single day off. You want me to work one of my days off *this* week? It'll cost you more then just paying me over time, buddy."

 

[Black_Bird]

can i be of some assistance? i have some stuff i gotta ork out, and i got a new knife i'm itchin' to try...

just a thought. and i don't even have to kill him....

No no no! This is the boss that's trying to get me a raise! Don't hurt him!!!

Um... unless you can get him to give me a bigger raise, that is.

 

[scylis]

No no no! This is the boss that's trying to get me a raise! Don't hurt him!!!

Um... unless you can get him to give me a bigger raise, that is.

how big?

 

[Black_Bird]

bump

 

[scylis]

i'm still waiting for an answer.

how big a raise do you want?

 

[Black_Bird]

i'm still waiting for an answer.

how big a raise do you want?

Well, I'm getting a dollar and a quarter... but if you could convince him, I'd really like to make twenty something an hour.

 

[scylis]