First Book.

[Carl East]

I've just submitted my first book to Literotica. How long it'll take to find its way into the stories I couldn't say but it's a non-erotic affair so if you like Swords and Sorcerery look out for it. It's called 'The Talking Sword'

Carl

 

[shereads]

Where is MG?

This post doesn't ask The Question, but it does raise the issue. Of timing, that is.



Congratulations, C.East.

 

[dr_mabeuse]

I love Av's of guy's cocks. Just love them.

"The Talking Sword" indeed.

---dr.M.

 

[whispering_surrender]

I love Av's of guy's cocks. Just love them.

"The Talking Sword" indeed.

---dr.M.

Oh, the mental images......

Whisp

 

[Carl East]

I see I'm going to have to change my av to one that doesn't shock, everyone seems to be so distracted by it.

Carl

 

[Guest]

Ayeup, Carl (that's Spanish for eyup ). I think it's the lighting, colorless dicks are not appealing. You do not shock, however. Personally, I'm anti-dick-AVs, they tell me little about a person.

best, Perdita

 

[Carl East]

Personally, I'm anti-dick-AVs, they tell me little about a person.

best, Perdita

Is there something in particular that you'd like to know gorgeous.

Carl

 

[shereads]

Is there something in particular that you'd like to know gorgeous.

Carl

I like penises, but (I was about to say, "I have nothing against penises," but) there are some posters here who have innocent cocker spaniels in the room when they're at Lit, who are elderly and shocked by frontal male nudity. Here's a nice avatar that I found while attempting to download RealPlayer for the dozenth time today (I'm download challenged, but I do find nice avatars).

Feel free. I have no idea who it belongs to, but it's certainly handsome:

 

[Guest]

Is there something in particular that you'd like to know gorgeous.

Calling me gorgeous gets you a big sloppy: , and no more AV critiques .

Perdita


p.s. to ella: he was talkin' to me, bitch (a goddess slapping a goddess is a real taboo)

 

[Dirt Man]

I like penises, but (I was about to say, "I have nothing against penises," but) there are some posters here who have innocent cocker spaniels in the room when they're at Lit, who are elderly and shocked by frontal male nudity. Here's a nice avatar that I found while attempting to download RealPlayer for the dozenth time today (I'm download challenged, but I do find nice avatars).

Feel free. I have no idea who it belongs to, but it's certainly handsome:

I love this AV, can I use it? I haven't stopped laughing since I saw it.

As Always
I Am the
Dirt Man

 

[Carl East]

Calling me gorgeous gets you a big sloppy: , and no more AV critiques .

Perdita


p.s. to ella: he was talkin' to me, bitch (a goddess slapping a goddess is a real taboo)

You are very easy to please, now please put back that wonderful face of yours and give us another kiss.

Carl

 

[Guest]

You're new to me, Carl. Not easy by most, but...

Perdita

 

[Carl East]

You're new to me, Carl. Not easy by most, but...

Perdita

I've gone through some pretty rough months so I haven't been around for quite some time sweet thing. As you can see on my av though I joined literotica four years ago and always find it pleasurable to talk with gorgeous ladies such as yourself.

Carl

 

[shereads]

I love this AV, can I use it? I haven't stopped laughing since I saw it.

As Always
I Am the
Dirt Man

Dirt, I would be honored. Enjoy him...her...in good health...Before MG returns, maybe you could clone him in different colors and we could all dress alike!

 

[shereads]

Dirtman, where are you? I expected to see you wearing the Gallopin' Green Thang AV today.

 

[shereads]

I'm going to wear it for a few hours just to make sure it works. PM me when you're ready to try it on.

 

[Carl East]

My book came out on Lit today.

Carl

 

[Dirt Man]

Dirtman, where are you? I expected to see you wearing the Gallopin' Green Thang AV today.

I hope you don't mind, but when I saw you wearing it I put my copy on another forum.


As Always
I Am the
Dirt Man

 

[Carl East]

I gave Lit my second non erotic book today, it's called 'The Second Apprentice' anyone interested in sword and sorcerery might like to give it a look.

Carl

 

[Dirt Man]

Carl, you might want to put a link to your stories in your signature so that people can find it.

As Always
I Am the
Dirt Man

 

[Carl East]

Carl, you might want to put a link to your stories in your signature so that people can find it.

As Always
I Am the
Dirt Man

Yes, good idea.

Carl

http://www.literotica.com/stories/memberpage.php?uid=760

 

[Dirt Man]

Try this instead, Just copy and past this: Click here for my Lit stories into your signature line. If you don't know how to copy and past, click on the quote for this post and you'll see how it is done.


I think you'll like it better.

As Always
I Am the
Dirt man

 

[Carl East]

Try this instead, Just copy and past this: Click here for my Lit stories into your signature line. If you don't know how to copy and past, click on the quote for this post and you'll see how it is done.


I think you'll like it better.

As Always
I Am the
Dirt man

Thank you Dirt Man, I'll do that.

Carl

 

[Black Tulip]

I love Av's of guy's cocks. Just love them.

"The Talking Sword" indeed.

---dr.M.

 

[Carl East]

The Second Apprentice came out on lit today. It was my second book so if you like swords and sorcerery, check it out.

Carl