First Blowjob? Somebody Had To Get The First One.

[cuz cracker]

who was it? how did it come about? it may have worked out well but what were they thinking?

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now how about you? answer the same questions about yourself.

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or maybe some hair pie?

 

[wetnhorny_slave]

i'm not a guy, and i've never given one, but the zero in your response column looked very sad, so i wrote you!

 

[lovetoread]

My first blow job was at 21 I think.

The shame of it was that by then I had been married for 4 years.

 

[BustyTheClown]

Hm, first blow job ever eh? Probably the cavemen. I'm sure it was wonderful for them, but I'd rather not have a mental image of a Neanderthal woman wrapping her chapped lips around whatever excuse for a cock the man had. I'd rather not picture her remaining teeth dragging along his shaft and his grimy hands in her rat's nest of hair. And I'd really hate to think about whether or not she spit or swallowed. Wouldn't you?

I gave my first blowjob at 18. I loved it, even though I'm still not quite comfortable with the idea of him coming in my mouth. <makes a little face> I'll get over it, but he'll survive until then.

Lovetoread, there's no shame in not having given a blowjob after 4 years of being married. I bet he's just happy you ever did it.

 

[cuz cracker]

thanks for the thought wetnhorny_slave!

through the years (and that is a strange thought) of lurking here on LIT i have noticed that timing is everything when it comes to posting a thread. my timing is always fucked up so i don't worry about it!

i 'm sitting here playing with my computer and being my normal horny self and i got to thinking about blowjobs. the first one i received was at the age of sixteen when i was dating a ********
old young lady.

she always insisted on giving me a blow job before sex. her thoughts on this was that men lasted longer after they had cum the first time. who was i to disagree ? at that age it did matter how many times i came i wasn't going to stop anyway for several hours! however, i did not want to spoil a good thing and if she neede a reason to give me a blow job that was as good as any.

as i was sitting here the thought snapped into my head that someone had to get the first one.

where did he get the ideal? or was it a she worshipping the insterment of her lust?

i mean it was a new thing! who was it? when was it?

 

[lovetoread]

I wonder how it happened period.

We are talking about something that does not help reproduction at all,ya know?


Did a woman trip and her mouth landed on a dick,and ta daaa....
a new sexual delight was born?

 

[bearlee]

Accidental discovery of another oriface I guess!

 

[glamorilla]

it was nice.

my sister moved back into the house with her kids which relegated me to the basement.

One night just EVERYBODY in the house was fighting...my mother was arguing with my brother who was yelling at my sister who was screaming at my dad...and i was in the basement listening to all this stuff going on a few feet over head wishing i was anyplace else when he showed up...it was kind of obvious what he wanted...he was wearing NOTHING except a pair of really,really ripped apart gym shorts and he told me "let's get out of here" and he actually took me to my comic book shop becouse he knew the new stuff comes out Thursday nights and we drove around listening to music with a six pack and a little bit of pot untill we got to some secluded spot overlooking New york City and we talked about stuff...our futures and what we wanted and i wanted him so badly and i was so scared and he just did it. He reached over and kissed me and we sat there under the stars and the skyline making out untill he put my hand on his crotch and from there it just kind of happened.

 

[DevilBoy79]

Hm, first blow job ever eh? Probably the cavemen. I'm sure it was wonderful for them, but I'd rather not have a mental image of a Neanderthal woman wrapping her chapped lips around whatever excuse for a cock the man had. I'd rather not picture her remaining teeth dragging along his shaft and his grimy hands in her rat's nest of hair. And I'd really hate to think about whether or not she spit or swallowed. Wouldn't you? [/B

i agree not a pretty mental picture, ugh, just bumping the thread

 

[AzureAngel]

What's a blowjob?

 

[glamorilla]

oh...I'm so embarrased...i thought it was "your" first blowjob...not "THE" first blowjob..

Duh...Adam slipped it to eve like two minutes after they got bored with normal sex.

Or some such.

 

[naudiz]

That was such a sweet story though, Glam!

Only now I'm bent out of shape because I was going to write one just like it for Lit, and now it's going to look like I ripped you off.

 

[glamorilla]

I always miss him.

 

[glamorilla]

Of course all gay men come from the mysical land of giggolotia...

Just a little east of eden...

 

[naudiz]

Please elaborate. I'm doing research.

 

[glamorilla]

Its a wonderful place where everything matches,there is no such thing as body fat and tops realy are tops and not just lying about it untill they get you in bed and make you do all the work!

 

[naudiz]

It sounds dreamy. Especially the part about Real Tops. I thought those were creatures of myth and legend!

 

[Liontamr]

What's a blowjob?

I have to ask the same thing... age 24, multiple partners (ok only 3 really* and not even a lick..

 

[glamorilla]

It sounds dreamy. Especially the part about Real Tops. I thought those were creatures of myth and legend!

Back off!!!I saw him first!

 

[naudiz]

*laughs* He's all yours, glam. After all, whatever would Mr. Naudiz say?

 

[glamorilla]

and this Mr Naudiz....what would he b like?

 

[naudiz]

Well, he's a cutie, but he's not a very good top. I'm the one who wields the riding crop in this family.

Though to get back to the topic of blowjobs, I can't wait till he gets home.

<edited because I can't f'ing type>

 

[ag2507]

Not True

I wonder how it happened period.

We are talking about something that does not help reproduction at all,ya know?


Did a woman trip and her mouth landed on a dick,and ta daaa....
a new sexual delight was born?

The current thinking is that oral sex gives the giver a chance to sniff out rivals - there is evidence that the amount of sperm produced is predicated on the chances that a rival might have been there first. So, on return from a business trip, the first load id often bigger and is made up of a different balance of sperm: again the thinking is that some sperm are actually designed to kill off a previous lover's deposits.

This is possibly why some guys get off on seeing their wives fucked by other men: the subconcious puts in an order for a bigger emission and I suspect a more intense orgasm.

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