First '24 Republican Debate

[RoryN]

Hilarious so far!

 

[RobDownSouth]

Vivek shamelessly stole Obama's line "who IS this skinny guy with the funny last name?"

 

[RoryN]

Vivek shamelessly stole Obama's line "who IS this skinny guy with the funny last name?"

Homage to Melania doing the same re: Michelle?

 

[BabyBoomer50s]

Close your eyes and imagine Biden trying to hold his own against any of these candidates in a debate.

 

[RoryN]

Close your eyes and imagine Biden trying to hold his own against any of these candidates in a debate.

He'd win. All he'd have to do is keep silent and let these clowns speak.

 

[Dribble]

Where is that foreign-looking dude's birth certificate?

 

[RobDownSouth]

Close your eyes and imagine Biden trying to hold his own against any of these candidates in a debate.

Three simple predictions...

Biden would simply run on his record as president.
The Republican candidate will spew vitriol for soundbytes and MAGA bucks.
...And you will declare the Republican candidate the "winner" as a result.

 

[Rotadom]

Close your eyes and imagine Biden trying to hold his own against any of these candidates in a debate.

Hunter or baby boy Navy?

 

[BabyBoomer50s]

Three simple predictions...

Biden would simply run on his record as president.
The Republican candidate will spew vitriol for soundbytes and MAGA bucks.
...And you will declare the Republican candidate the "winner" as a result.

Biden’s problem is he’s gonna be 81 on Election Day. He’s frail and getting worse. Voters are seeing it more every day and he’s not gonna get better when the campaign heats up.

 

[BabyBoomer50s]

Hunter or baby boy Navy?

The family rejection of Navy won’t matter but his enablement of Hunter’s influence peddling and his DOJ’s mishandling of Hunter’s case is not helping his prospects.

 

[RoryN]

Loved the shitshow. Glad I don't have to vote for the clowns BB50s is forced to defend.

 

[Lazaran]

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Which one sucked the tiny orange toadstool the hardest for the V.P. nod???

 

[IrezumiKiss]

Vivek shamelessly stole Obama's line "who IS this skinny guy with the funny last name?"

https://twitter.com/x/status/1694567223979876422

 

[RoryN]

"If Trump is convicted in a court of law, would you still support him as your party's choice?" [Raise your hand for "yes"]

Everyone but Asa and Chris raised their hands. Even Pence raised his.

And that's all you need to know about the state of the Republican party.

 

[phrodeau]

"If Trump is convicted in a court of law, would you still support him as your party's choice?" [Raise your hand for "yes"]

Everyone but Asa and Chris raised their hands. Even Pence raised his.

And that's all you need to know about the state of the Republican party.

They’re auditioning to be Trump’s running mate. After all, if Trump goes to prison, they can invoke the 25th Amendment.

 

[Bray123]

They’re auditioning to be Trump’s running mate. After all, if Trump goes to prison, they can invoke the 25th Amendment.

The Secret Service guy who was caught disclosing information to Stewart Rhodes can provide his security when he shares the cell.

 

[YDB95]

Biden’s problem is he’s gonna be 81 on Election Day.

If that's the worst of it, I'd say he's in pretty good shape.

He’s frail and getting worse. Voters are seeing it more every day and he’s not gonna get better when the campaign heats up.

Don't confuse what you want everyone to see with what they really are seeing. The Republicans have been whining about Biden's age for three years now, and it's not convincing anyone who wasn't already convinced.

 

[dkovic77]

Close your eyes and imagine Biden trying to hold his own against any of these candidates in a debate.

If it’s your guy, he looks like a whiny little punk who only has rehearsed lines. Watching the little Nazi squeeze in his super PAC crafted talking points was comical.

And what is up with his face? Did he need to drop a load all night?

Don’t eat the cheese covered brats before the debate, no matter how good they look.

Biden will just talk slowly, smile, talk about Scranton. It’s his happy place. For your top folks, it’s a place of hatred. Even Tim Scott dove into the muck.

No need for another debate! Wait for a conviction for the Cheeto and then think about another one-but that would be after a terrible 2024 loss for the MAGA side.

Knowing we still have actors and writers on strike, the SNL folks could just replay the debate at 11:30 every week and people wouldn’t know the difference!

Ship is going down, losses in ‘18, ‘20, ‘22… not even yelling Hunter Biden as the reason for everything will save the ship.

Will be so much fun watching you defend this crap over the next year, and keep pulling for your Nazi.

 

[Rotadom]

Biden’s problem is he’s gonna be 81 on Election Day.

At least he won't be under indictment or in prison.

 

[icanhelp1]

"If Trump is convicted in a court of law, would you still support him as your party's choice?" [Raise your hand for "yes"]

Everyone but Asa and Chris raised their hands. Even Pence raised his.

And that's all you need to know about the state of the Republican party.

All eight of those candidates would mop the floor with Biden. Each would beat Biden in the general election.

 

[Bray123]

All eight of those candidates would mop the floor with Biden. Each would beat Biden in the general election.

Each one of those could sell you a monorail, but it's not you that they need to convince. It's the average folks in places like Maine, Utah, Colorado, Oklahoma and Minnesota.

'I support a sex offender felon to be president.'
/shuts door.

 

[IrezumiKiss]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1694668450155684298

 

[BabyBoomer50s]

If that's the worst of it, I'd say he's in pretty good shape.

Don't confuse what you want everyone to see with what they really are seeing. The Republicans have been whining about Biden's age for three years now, and it's not convincing anyone who wasn't already convinced.

Polls I’ve seen from ABC News and others show about 70% say he’s too old. Obviously not just Republicans. And his condition keeps getting worse.

 

[RoryN]

All eight of those candidates would mop the floor with Biden. Each would beat Biden in the general election.

Each one of those could sell you a monorail, but it's not you that they need to convince. It's the average folks in places like Maine, Utah, Colorado, Oklahoma and Minnesota.

'I support a sex offender felon to be president.'
/shuts door.

That was a savage response.

icanhelp1, you're done for the day. He face-mashed you.

 

[BabyBoomer50s]

If it’s your guy, he looks like a whiny little punk who only has rehearsed lines. Watching the little Nazi squeeze in his super PAC crafted talking points was comical.

And what is up with his face? Did he need to drop a load all night?

Don’t eat the cheese covered brats before the debate, no matter how good they look.

Biden will just talk slowly, smile, talk about Scranton. It’s his happy place. For your top folks, it’s a place of hatred. Even Tim Scott dove into the muck.

No need for another debate! Wait for a conviction for the Cheeto and then think about another one-but that would be after a terrible 2024 loss for the MAGA side.

Knowing we still have actors and writers on strike, the SNL folks could just replay the debate at 11:30 every week and people wouldn’t know the difference!

Ship is going down, losses in ‘18, ‘20, ‘22… not even yelling Hunter Biden as the reason for everything will save the ship.

Will be so much fun watching you defend this crap over the next year, and keep pulling for your Nazi.

I don’t think DeSantis helped himself last night. He struggled with the questions about Trump and Ukraine, and dodged the abortion question entirely. Nikki Haley did better than I expected and probably boosted herself a bit. Tim Scott might have as well. The audience benefited from Trump’s absence. It was a lively debate that covered substantive issues and at times took the candidates off script.