Finding your name with somebody else's story on it

[shereads]

I hope that happens to me, and that the story is fabulous. I'll be famous!

I'm thinking it should be something surreal but in a medieval setting: "The Unconsoled" meets "Name of the Rose."

 

[Guest]

I hope that happens to me, and that the story is fabulous. I'll be famous!

I'm thinking it should be something surreal but in a medieval setting: "The Unconsoled" meets "Name of the Rose."

Will there be sex?

I mean, real sex, not that stuff they talk about in romance novels.

 

[shereads]

Will there be sex?

I mean, real sex, not that stuff they talk about in romance novels.

That would be up to the author, wouldn't it? I'm just providing my name.

 

[damppanties]

That would be up to the author, wouldn't it? I'm just providing my name.

So the next time you flit around in this forum, you're going find half a dozen stories by your name.

-shereads.

 

[dr_mabeuse]

There once was a man from Glass,
Whose balls were made out of brass.
When he clanged them together,
They played "Stormy Weather",
And Lightning shot out of his ass.

--Shereads

Not a story, but you're always so crazy for limericks...

 

[KLCK]

you're always so crazy for limericks...

If you catch a Chinchilla in Chile
And cut off its beard, willy-nilly
You can honestly say
That you have just made
A Chilean Chinchilla's chin chilly

 

[cantdog]

I did that.

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y90/sysladobsis/cantdog.jpg

 

[voluptuary_manque]

I hope that happens to me, and that the story is fabulous. I'll be famous!

I'm thinking it should be something surreal but in a medieval setting: "The Unconsoled" meets "Name of the Rose."

I suppose that would be wonderful but somehow it seems more likely that I'd find myself in someone else's story and I'm not the least bit sure how that might come out . . .

 

[cantdog]

I suppose that would be wonderful but somehow it seems more likely that I'd find myself in someone else's story and I'm not the least bit sure how that might come out . . .

We did that with the last Olympics chain story. I worked out.

 

[voluptuary_manque]

We did that with the last Olympics chain story. I worked out.

At least you didn't end up on the floor in front of the fireplace!

 

[shereads]

There once was a man from Glass,
Whose balls were made out of brass.
When he clanged them together,
They played "Stormy Weather",
And Lightning shot out of his ass.

--Shereads

Not a story, but you're always so crazy for limericks...

Crazy as can be.

 

[cantdog]

Name of the Rose-- pfui


Just because it's sensitive and profound doesn't make it a masterpiece.

 

[Guest]

Name of the Rose-- pfui


Just because it's sensitive and profound doesn't make it a masterpiece.

Well, I'm sensitive and profound.

Well, I'm just drunk, I guess.

Never mind.

 

[cantdog]

I go with the sensitive part, and I can physically attest the profundity. But do you think you are a masterpiece?

 

[Guest]

I go with the sensitive part, and I can physically attest the profundity. But do you think you are a masterpiece?

Only when skillfully played.

 

[cantdog]

You, like every great masterpiece, need a virtuoso to be revealed

I can see that...

 

[Guest]

You, like every great masterpiece, need a virtuoso to be revealed

I can see that...

You need to do more than look.

 

[cantdog]

I always do.

 

[Guest]

I always do.

Edited to add -

I need to be skillfully played.

 

[shereads]

Get a room.

Edited to add: What is the term for a male trollop?

 

[Guest]

Get a room.

Edited to add: What is the term for a male trollop?

hereads.

 

[damppanties]

hereads.

Lmao.

 

[oggbashan]

My (real) name is on a 17th century book written by an English clergyman.

It is a dreadful book but had a significant impact at the time.

Og

 

[dr_mabeuse]

My (real) name is on a 17th century book written by an English clergyman.

It is a dreadful book but had a significant impact at the time.

Og

Don't tell me they were writing balloon fetish stories back then, too?

 

[oggbashan]

Don't tell me they were writing balloon fetish stories back then, too?

No. He wrote an advice manual for people planning to emigrate to the Americas.

He hadn't met anyone who had gone to America nor did he know anything about America. He suggested that England should export all its rogues and vagabonds to America where they would instantly become honest citizens because they would have no one to prey on, and England would be crime-free because all the rogues and vagabonds had gone.

He didn't know anything about emigration and wrote a how-to manual. It went through several editions in a couple of years.

Some things don't change. Useless How-To manuals are still filling booksellers' shelves.

Og