celiaKitten
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Find your Inner Child!
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Ice Cold
I'm Friggen cold here!!!
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Odd Little Animal
(Normal Ignored Dysfunctional Adult)
Your inner child is the Odd Little Animal (NIDA) --running through the pastures of your insides, nibbling on grass and licking the insects in your brain. It has a great understanding of these few things, but not much else.
In your own mind you are a wunderkind, wearing a cape and sporting mutli-colored stockings. While in reality, you are wearing a cape and multi-colored stockings-- but without all that hero crap.
Your little inner beast is normal, mature and dysfunctional-- a bizarre combination that makes for a very furry pelt. So be wary of others looking for a glistening, beautiful new rug to adorn their den. They only want to skin you alive.
Do you want to be skinned alive? Fly!
(My inner child loves first posts too)
(Normal Ignored Dysfunctional Adult)
Your inner child is the Odd Little Animal (NIDA) --running through the pastures of your insides, nibbling on grass and licking the insects in your brain. It has a great understanding of these few things, but not much else.
In your own mind you are a wunderkind, wearing a cape and sporting mutli-colored stockings. While in reality, you are wearing a cape and multi-colored stockings-- but without all that hero crap.
Your little inner beast is normal, mature and dysfunctional-- a bizarre combination that makes for a very furry pelt. So be wary of others looking for a glistening, beautiful new rug to adorn their den. They only want to skin you alive.
Do you want to be skinned alive? Fly!
(My inner child loves first posts too)
cybergirly
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The Happy Little Bastard
(Normal Spoiled Functional Child)
Your inner child is The Happy Little Bastard (NSFC). He is the perfect well-diapered machine-- greased up with a sense of wonderment about the world. With your little guy sitting in your inner-sidecar there's nowhere you can't go. Tender situations don't upset you, you are calm, cool and collected. Your parents treated you well and you don't have any presiding phobias or issues. Everything is fine and great.
Don't be surprised if one day the person in the bell tower shooting at nuns and regular people is, in fact, you.
(Normal Spoiled Functional Child)
Your inner child is The Happy Little Bastard (NSFC). He is the perfect well-diapered machine-- greased up with a sense of wonderment about the world. With your little guy sitting in your inner-sidecar there's nowhere you can't go. Tender situations don't upset you, you are calm, cool and collected. Your parents treated you well and you don't have any presiding phobias or issues. Everything is fine and great.
Don't be surprised if one day the person in the bell tower shooting at nuns and regular people is, in fact, you.
StrawberryPez
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So true so true
Enfant Terrible
(Perverse Ignored Dysfunctional Child)
Your little inner child is l'Enfant Terrible (PIDC) --egotistical, malaligned, dark and pithy. Nothing in you makes any sense. It's like living inside an Emcee Escher drawing with DJ Salvador Dali on your inner wheels of steel.
If it's like that old fart Frued says, "where id was, there shall ego be," than your ego will soon be visiting Dysfunction Gulch by way of Isolation City, just past Pervert Palace. Strewn about the path along the way will be the carcasses of helpless relationships you've slaughtered.
There are two ways for you to grow up and stop acting like an ass:
1. grow up
2. stop acting like an ass
Other than all that stuff, he has fun at dance clubs, likes reading (yelling?) poetry and enjoys the taste of menthol cigarettes. Natch!
Enfant Terrible
(Perverse Ignored Dysfunctional Child)
Your little inner child is l'Enfant Terrible (PIDC) --egotistical, malaligned, dark and pithy. Nothing in you makes any sense. It's like living inside an Emcee Escher drawing with DJ Salvador Dali on your inner wheels of steel.
If it's like that old fart Frued says, "where id was, there shall ego be," than your ego will soon be visiting Dysfunction Gulch by way of Isolation City, just past Pervert Palace. Strewn about the path along the way will be the carcasses of helpless relationships you've slaughtered.
There are two ways for you to grow up and stop acting like an ass:
1. grow up
2. stop acting like an ass
Other than all that stuff, he has fun at dance clubs, likes reading (yelling?) poetry and enjoys the taste of menthol cigarettes. Natch!
pipercatt
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Rented Stepchild
(Normal Ignored Dysfunctional Child)
Your inner child is the Rented Stepchild (NIDC) --who the world likes to kick in the head. Abandoned and left adrift you have issues with love, hate and everything in between. With all these issues going against your inner child, he still manages to put the *fun* in dysfunctional: when your inner child wants to laugh, he cries. When he wants to leap, he crumbles. Dance, sit. And so forth.
The cool thing is that all of these problems aren't that unconscious and can be easily "fixed." Simply buy a signifigant other, marry some possesions and then create stepchildren of your own. Pass off your problems to them, inheritance style, and you'll immediately start to feel better!
Rented Stepchild
(Normal Ignored Dysfunctional Child)
Your inner child is the Rented Stepchild (NIDC) --who the world likes to kick in the head. Abandoned and left adrift you have issues with love, hate and everything in between. With all these issues going against your inner child, he still manages to put the *fun* in dysfunctional: when your inner child wants to laugh, he cries. When he wants to leap, he crumbles. Dance, sit. And so forth.
The cool thing is that all of these problems aren't that unconscious and can be easily "fixed." Simply buy a signifigant other, marry some possesions and then create stepchildren of your own. Pass off your problems to them, inheritance style, and you'll immediately start to feel better!
red_rose
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mischeviousmisti
back to mischeviousness
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l'enfent terrible
i'm l'enfant terrible. it makes perfect sense. i'm confusing and angry as hell about life. the world should cater to me every now and then i think. okay done bitching for now.
great post by the way!
mischeviously,
misti
i'm l'enfant terrible. it makes perfect sense. i'm confusing and angry as hell about life. the world should cater to me every now and then i think. okay done bitching for now.
great post by the way!
mischeviously,
misti
alexandraaah
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Very nice...
Little Filthy Old Pervert
(Perverse Spoiled Dysfunctional Adult)
Your inner child is the Little Filthy Old Pervert (PSDA). He's not so bad, though, as far as inner children are concerned. Just give him a park bench and a trenchcoat and he's ready to go.
What's more, you could practically hang meat on all of your hang-ups. Phobias, fetishes, anxieties, neurosese... there are so many things happening inside you at once that your inner child is lost in the woods and hunted by wierd psycological animals. He stays hidden so much it's like he's not even there.
It's not so much that he's insane, it's just that you're crazy.
It's up to you to lure him out with bits of cheese and sugar and get him some rehabilitation. Or stay hunted.
Little Filthy Old Pervert
(Perverse Spoiled Dysfunctional Adult)
Your inner child is the Little Filthy Old Pervert (PSDA). He's not so bad, though, as far as inner children are concerned. Just give him a park bench and a trenchcoat and he's ready to go.
What's more, you could practically hang meat on all of your hang-ups. Phobias, fetishes, anxieties, neurosese... there are so many things happening inside you at once that your inner child is lost in the woods and hunted by wierd psycological animals. He stays hidden so much it's like he's not even there.
It's not so much that he's insane, it's just that you're crazy.
It's up to you to lure him out with bits of cheese and sugar and get him some rehabilitation. Or stay hunted.
Rubyfruit
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Wyld Chylde
(Perverse Spoiled Dysfunctional Child)
The little guy in you loves to rock, for it is The Wyld Chylde, running wild. Otherwise known as a PSDC, your inner child can't sit still for more than a second and hence, neither can you. You jump around and yell and stuff-- most of the time breaking things, people and places.
Finding a normal life with the "Chylde" in tow can be hard. He tends to flame out early on or, even worse, melt into a smooth jazz/worldbeat balladeer after years of soul searching and heavy self-medication.
But don't change a thing-- enjoy the ride, for it will be insane.
(Perverse Spoiled Dysfunctional Child)
The little guy in you loves to rock, for it is The Wyld Chylde, running wild. Otherwise known as a PSDC, your inner child can't sit still for more than a second and hence, neither can you. You jump around and yell and stuff-- most of the time breaking things, people and places.
Finding a normal life with the "Chylde" in tow can be hard. He tends to flame out early on or, even worse, melt into a smooth jazz/worldbeat balladeer after years of soul searching and heavy self-medication.
But don't change a thing-- enjoy the ride, for it will be insane.
Ishmael
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Kid Ass Avenger
(Perverse Spoiled Functional Child)
It's a bird, it's a plane, it's a gigantic flying perv! Yes, it's the inner child Kid Ass Avenger (PSFC). Your inner child runs amuck in the inner streets of your inner Mardis Gras. He, in fact, is the queen of the parade, and by the end of the night, or any night of your life, is always smothered in the finest beads.
He is also a child genius, but uses his powers to bizarre and ambiguous ends. He may give you the power to save the universe from total destruction one day and the next day save you from dipping a french fry in ketchup. Who knows what adventures lie in your unconscious future?
Be wary, though. It's all part of his master plan to make *you* the super-villian.
(Perverse Spoiled Functional Child)
It's a bird, it's a plane, it's a gigantic flying perv! Yes, it's the inner child Kid Ass Avenger (PSFC). Your inner child runs amuck in the inner streets of your inner Mardis Gras. He, in fact, is the queen of the parade, and by the end of the night, or any night of your life, is always smothered in the finest beads.
He is also a child genius, but uses his powers to bizarre and ambiguous ends. He may give you the power to save the universe from total destruction one day and the next day save you from dipping a french fry in ketchup. Who knows what adventures lie in your unconscious future?
Be wary, though. It's all part of his master plan to make *you* the super-villian.
perks
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Wyld Chylde
(Perverse Spoiled Dysfunctional Child)
The little guy in you loves to rock, for it is The Wyld Chylde, running wild. Otherwise known as a PSDC, your inner child can't sit still for more than a second and hence, neither can you. You jump around and yell and stuff-- most of the time breaking things, people and places.
Finding a normal life with the "Chylde" in tow can be hard. He tends to flame out early on or, even worse, melt into a smooth jazz/worldbeat balladeer after years of soul searching and heavy self-medication.
But don't change a thing-- enjoy the ride, for it will be insane.
(Perverse Spoiled Dysfunctional Child)
The little guy in you loves to rock, for it is The Wyld Chylde, running wild. Otherwise known as a PSDC, your inner child can't sit still for more than a second and hence, neither can you. You jump around and yell and stuff-- most of the time breaking things, people and places.
Finding a normal life with the "Chylde" in tow can be hard. He tends to flame out early on or, even worse, melt into a smooth jazz/worldbeat balladeer after years of soul searching and heavy self-medication.
But don't change a thing-- enjoy the ride, for it will be insane.
cybergirly
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Am I the only normal one here?
well other than the fact I'll probably end up on a bell tower with a loaded weapon...
well other than the fact I'll probably end up on a bell tower with a loaded weapon...
Gamelover221
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MMMM feeeed meeeeeeee.....*drool*
Malnourished
(Normal Spoiled Dysfunctional Adult)
Like the tale of the pirate and the lamb in "Siddhartha," you were once fat as hell, but, through many faults of your own, are now *Malnourished* on the inside (NSDA). Your tender little baby is wanting of teats and milk. You would do well to let her suckle some.
All of your issues can be solved with an "emotional hamburger," i.e., treat your baby right. Find something to love and love it. Find something to buy and buy it. Find something to grope and grope it. This is the way of the inner child feeding frenzy.
Malnourished
(Normal Spoiled Dysfunctional Adult)
Like the tale of the pirate and the lamb in "Siddhartha," you were once fat as hell, but, through many faults of your own, are now *Malnourished* on the inside (NSDA). Your tender little baby is wanting of teats and milk. You would do well to let her suckle some.
All of your issues can be solved with an "emotional hamburger," i.e., treat your baby right. Find something to love and love it. Find something to buy and buy it. Find something to grope and grope it. This is the way of the inner child feeding frenzy.
SleepingWarrior
Egocentric Sociopath
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Odd Little Animal
(Normal Ignored Dysfunctional Adult)
Your inner child is the Odd Little Animal (NIDA) --running through the pastures of your insides, nibbling on grass and licking the insects in your brain. It has a great understanding of these few things, but not much else.
In your own mind you are a wunderkind, wearing a cape and sporting mutli-colored stockings. While in reality, you are wearing a cape and multi-colored stockings-- but without all that hero crap.
Your little inner beast is normal, mature and dysfunctional-- a bizarre combination that makes for a very furry pelt. So be wary of others looking for a glistening, beautiful new rug to adorn their den. They only want to skin you alive.
Do you want to be skinned alive? Fly!
(Normal Ignored Dysfunctional Adult)
Your inner child is the Odd Little Animal (NIDA) --running through the pastures of your insides, nibbling on grass and licking the insects in your brain. It has a great understanding of these few things, but not much else.
In your own mind you are a wunderkind, wearing a cape and sporting mutli-colored stockings. While in reality, you are wearing a cape and multi-colored stockings-- but without all that hero crap.
Your little inner beast is normal, mature and dysfunctional-- a bizarre combination that makes for a very furry pelt. So be wary of others looking for a glistening, beautiful new rug to adorn their den. They only want to skin you alive.
Do you want to be skinned alive? Fly!
JazzManJim
On the Downbeat
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OH Cool! I'm a lone Gunman! 
Newt
(Perverse Ignored Functional Child)
Your inner child is the Newt (PIFC). He or she likes to play in the mud of your psyche, pick your psyche's nose and generally just chew on your psyche's fingers. The result is a tangier, salty you. As a kid you *liked* extra-curricular homework and now the Star Trek DVD's are collecting on the inside of your soul.
Most of your belongings are arranged in ornate piles and mosaic patterns.
Don't be afraid of the sun. Come out of your hovel once in a while-- it's nice out there and there are some nice people to meet. Try and meet people similar to you though, because, let's face it: you are a freak.
Newt
(Perverse Ignored Functional Child)
Your inner child is the Newt (PIFC). He or she likes to play in the mud of your psyche, pick your psyche's nose and generally just chew on your psyche's fingers. The result is a tangier, salty you. As a kid you *liked* extra-curricular homework and now the Star Trek DVD's are collecting on the inside of your soul.
Most of your belongings are arranged in ornate piles and mosaic patterns.
Don't be afraid of the sun. Come out of your hovel once in a while-- it's nice out there and there are some nice people to meet. Try and meet people similar to you though, because, let's face it: you are a freak.
Liontamr
*insert random title here
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Kinda fitting for me ..
Little Filthy Old Pervert
(Perverse Spoiled Dysfunctional Adult)
Your inner child is the Little Filthy Old Pervert (PSDA). He's not so bad, though, as far as inner children are concerned. Just give him a park bench and a trenchcoat and he's ready to go.
What's more, you could practically hang meat on all of your hang-ups. Phobias, fetishes, anxieties, neurosese... there are so many things happening inside you at once that your inner child is lost in the woods and hunted by wierd psycological animals. He stays hidden so much it's like he's not even there.
It's not so much that he's insane, it's just that you're crazy.
It's up to you to lure him out with bits of cheese and sugar and get him some rehabilitation. Or stay hunted.
..Little Filthy Old Pervert
(Perverse Spoiled Dysfunctional Adult)
Your inner child is the Little Filthy Old Pervert (PSDA). He's not so bad, though, as far as inner children are concerned. Just give him a park bench and a trenchcoat and he's ready to go.
What's more, you could practically hang meat on all of your hang-ups. Phobias, fetishes, anxieties, neurosese... there are so many things happening inside you at once that your inner child is lost in the woods and hunted by wierd psycological animals. He stays hidden so much it's like he's not even there.
It's not so much that he's insane, it's just that you're crazy.
It's up to you to lure him out with bits of cheese and sugar and get him some rehabilitation. Or stay hunted.
Star of Penumbra
Literotica Guru
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I keep my inner child in my pocket.
However, according to the test, my inner child is a Toymaker; aloof, quirky, and maniacal like a baroque timepiece.
That may be bad, since that's how I act all the time.
However, according to the test, my inner child is a Toymaker; aloof, quirky, and maniacal like a baroque timepiece.
That may be bad, since that's how I act all the time.
Reverie
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This is me
Your inner child is the Rented Stepchild (NIDC) --who the world likes to kick in the head. Abandoned and left adrift you have issues with love, hate and everything in between. With all these issues going against your inner child, he still manages to put the *fun* in dysfunctional: when your inner child wants to laugh, he cries. When he wants to leap, he crumbles. Dance, sit. And so forth.
Unfortunately, it's kinda true.
Your inner child is the Rented Stepchild (NIDC) --who the world likes to kick in the head. Abandoned and left adrift you have issues with love, hate and everything in between. With all these issues going against your inner child, he still manages to put the *fun* in dysfunctional: when your inner child wants to laugh, he cries. When he wants to leap, he crumbles. Dance, sit. And so forth.
Unfortunately, it's kinda true.
G
Guest
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Hmmm, I'm:
The Rich Bitch
(Perverse Spoiled Functional Adult)
Make way for fatty! Your inner child is The Rich Bitch (PSFA). She is never seen happy, without jewelry or not adhering to the three D's: Denial, Denial, Denial. If you grinded up your inner child into a fine powder you could make a killing selling your "hypertension dust." Pushiness and perversion mixed with full-functionality makes for an explosive inner child.
And, she suffers from all sorts of pyscological clichés too: phobia-fixation, übersuperstition, head castration anxiety and many other "disorders of the mini-self." (These things are typically known as demons.)
In terms of help, realizing you have problems is the first step. Then, doing whatever you can to deny that fact is the second. Stay away from QVC, you shiny demon.
Moon
The Rich Bitch
(Perverse Spoiled Functional Adult)
Make way for fatty! Your inner child is The Rich Bitch (PSFA). She is never seen happy, without jewelry or not adhering to the three D's: Denial, Denial, Denial. If you grinded up your inner child into a fine powder you could make a killing selling your "hypertension dust." Pushiness and perversion mixed with full-functionality makes for an explosive inner child.
And, she suffers from all sorts of pyscological clichés too: phobia-fixation, übersuperstition, head castration anxiety and many other "disorders of the mini-self." (These things are typically known as demons.)
In terms of help, realizing you have problems is the first step. Then, doing whatever you can to deny that fact is the second. Stay away from QVC, you shiny demon.
Moon
Svedish_Chef
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I didnt even realize I had an outer child.
Vivacia
Honorary Kiwi
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Wyld Chylde
(Perverse Spoiled Dysfunctional Child)
The little guy in you loves to rock, for it is The Wyld Chylde, running wild. Otherwise known as a PSDC, your inner child can't sit still for more than a second and hence, neither can you. You jump around and yell and stuff-- most of the time breaking things, people and places.
Finding a normal life with the "Chylde" in tow can be hard. He tends to flame out early on or, even worse, melt into a smooth jazz/worldbeat balladeer after years of soul searching and heavy self-medication.
But don't change a thing-- enjoy the ride, for it will be insane.
But it seems I am in good company! lol
(Perverse Spoiled Dysfunctional Child)
The little guy in you loves to rock, for it is The Wyld Chylde, running wild. Otherwise known as a PSDC, your inner child can't sit still for more than a second and hence, neither can you. You jump around and yell and stuff-- most of the time breaking things, people and places.
Finding a normal life with the "Chylde" in tow can be hard. He tends to flame out early on or, even worse, melt into a smooth jazz/worldbeat balladeer after years of soul searching and heavy self-medication.
But don't change a thing-- enjoy the ride, for it will be insane.
But it seems I am in good company! lol
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