Finally there is proof...
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indyweasel
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Thank you! Thank You. I have been saying this for years.
Now I finally have proof.
Now I finally have proof.
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cute...very cute..lol
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The equation is wrong. It makes the statement that Money=The Root of all Evil, when in fact the proper equation is The Want of Money=The Root of all Evil. Money itself is not assigned a value, only the desire for money. Thereofoe you cannot say that Girl=Money=Evil.
Tomorrow we'll discuss why the egg came before the chicken.
Tomorrow we'll discuss why the egg came before the chicken.
GuyJD
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HERE'S THE AL BUNDY EQUATION
I remember back in November of last year, I, along with 5 other individuals,were getting our paperwork processed for the new job that were to begin in December. We complimented this one guy there, who later became a coworker at my Division, because he is in his early 20's and unmarried. Everyone told him that he will be making alot of money and would be able to keep it for himself. He was confused so I explained the Al Bundy's Mathematical Equation to him:
Before Marriage/Courting-it can cost you from $20-$200
to take a woman on a date
Engagement-it can cost you alot for the
rings and wedding (as much as
$10,000 total)
Marriage- Whatever you make, expect to give
to your wife. Just sign your
check over to her.
Divorce-Once you've gotten tired of the
marriage, it will cost you half of
total worth, plus legal and court
fees.
Needless to say, I was quite popular but not well liked by the married women in the office. But I did have the Human Resource employee (female) laughing and enjoying the humor.
As Al Bundy would say--"WOMEN, YOU CAN'T LIVE WITH THEM....end of story.
I remember back in November of last year, I, along with 5 other individuals,were getting our paperwork processed for the new job that were to begin in December. We complimented this one guy there, who later became a coworker at my Division, because he is in his early 20's and unmarried. Everyone told him that he will be making alot of money and would be able to keep it for himself. He was confused so I explained the Al Bundy's Mathematical Equation to him:
Before Marriage/Courting-it can cost you from $20-$200
to take a woman on a date
Engagement-it can cost you alot for the
rings and wedding (as much as
$10,000 total)
Marriage- Whatever you make, expect to give
to your wife. Just sign your
check over to her.
Divorce-Once you've gotten tired of the
marriage, it will cost you half of
total worth, plus legal and court
fees.
Needless to say, I was quite popular but not well liked by the married women in the office. But I did have the Human Resource employee (female) laughing and enjoying the humor.
As Al Bundy would say--"WOMEN, YOU CAN'T LIVE WITH THEM....end of story.
