Finally, the Republican's plan for 2006

[Dixon Carter Lee]

9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, Gay people suck, 9/11

 

[Sean]

You forgot the "rig the vote" bit.

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

Right. Sorry.

9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, Rig the vote, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, Gay people suck, 9/11

 

[SgtSpiderMan]

Reminds me of the "Desert Storm State of The Union" sketch on Saturday Night Live.

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

Wait. I forgot.

9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, More enormous tax breaks for Corporate America which is illegally inviting in and then employing cheap illegal immigrant labor from Mexico, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, Rig the vote, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, Gay people suck, 9/11

 

[cjh]

i think the platform will include some more "gay people suck"s.

and a few "illegal brown people are the death knell of america"s.

bill frist is gonna try to add a "the best way to protect free speech embodied by the american flag is to outlaw some speech."

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

Alrighty then.

9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, More enormous tax breaks for Corporate America which is illegally inviting in and then employing cheap illegal immigrant labor from Mexico, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, Gay people suck,9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, Rig the vote, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, Gay people suck,9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, Illegal brown people are the death knell of America, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, The best way to protect free speech embodied by the American flag is to outlaw some speech, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, Gay people suck,9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, Gay people suck, 9/11

 

[kbate]

Still a stronger plan than the current crop of dems have come up with.

Pathetic all of them. Can we start the purge yet?

 

[Peregrinator]

You also forgot "help the oil execs get richer."

 

[Sean]

Dix, you're crap at this man. You need a focus group and stuff.

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

God I'm forgetful.

9/11, Help the oil execs get richer, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, Continue to strongarm the FCC into putting more and more mainstream media DBS's and MSO's into the hands of fewer and fewer people, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, Legislate sex, 9/11, 9/11, Destroy the Middle Class, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, More enormous tax breaks for Corporate America which is illegally inviting in and then employing cheap illegal immigrant labor from Mexico, 9/11, 9/11, Spy on domestic phone calls and e-mails, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, Don't fund Stem Cell research, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, War is Peace, Freedom is Slavery, Ignorance is Strength, 9/11, Leave more children behind by not funding No Child Left Behind, 9/11, 9/11, Call Global Warming "a normal cyclical occurence", 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, Gay people suck,9/11, Destroy Alaska, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, Rig the vote, 9/11, 9/11,Fix the intelligence to the policy, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, Call America addicted to oil but then refuse to make oil companies adopt new technologies, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, Provoke Iran into attacking Israel, 9/11, 9/11, Gay people suck,9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, Illegal brown people are the death knell of America, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, Say "Intelligent Design" deserves to be taught in science classrooms alongside Evolution to "Provide alternative theories", 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, Open more gulags around the world, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, The best way to protect free speech embodied by the American flag is to outlaw some speech, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, Gay people suck, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, Gay people suck, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, Gay people suck, 9/11

 

[Peregrinator]

"Keep the executive branch immune to oversight."

"Classify and declassify stuff to protect political friends or hurt political enemies."

"Find a way to channel federal tax dollars into fundmentalist churches."

"Continue to subsidize industries which would have gone out of business decades ago while praising the benefits of the Almighty Free Market."

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

Jesus Christ.

9/11, Help the oil execs get richer, 9/11, Classify and declassify stuff to protect political friends or hurt political enemies, 9/11, Continue to strongarm the FCC into putting more and more mainstream media DBS's and MSO's into the hands of fewer and fewer people, 9/11, 9/11, Continue to not attend any military funerals, 9/11, Legislate sex, 9/11, 9/11, Destroy the Middle Class, 9/11, 9/11, Continue to subsidize industries which would have gone out of business decades ago while praising the benefits of the Almighty Free Market, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, Reduce even more the money needed to protect national landmarks from terrorism, while again increasing funds for places like Omaha which no one wants to blow up, 9/11, Begin the Hillary disinformation campaign planned for the last 10 years, 9/11, Find a way to channel federal tax dollars into fundmentalist churches and other "faith based initiatives, 9/11, 9/11, More enormous tax breaks for Corporate America which is illegally inviting in and then employing cheap illegal immigrant labor from Mexico, 9/11, 9/11, Spy on domestic phone calls and e-mails, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, Don't fund Stem Cell research, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, War is Peace, Freedom is Slavery, Ignorance is Strength, 9/11, Leave more children behind by not funding No Child Left Behind, 9/11, 9/11, Call Global Warming "a normal cyclical occurence", 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, Gay people suck,9/11, Destroy Alaska, 9/11, Keep the executive branch immune to oversight, 9/11, Rig the vote, 9/11, 9/11,Fix the intelligence to the policy, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, Call America addicted to oil but then refuse to make oil companies adopt new technologies, 9/11, 9/11, If gas prices hit $4, send everyone a $50 check, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, When in trouble, invoke something bad Clinton did, 9/11, 9/11, Provoke Iran into attacking Israel, 9/11, 9/11, Gay people suck, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, Illegal brown people are the death knell of America, 9/11, Build American infrastructure, markets and industries to support the upcoming 14 airbases in Iraq, and give all the contracts to Haliburton,9/11, 9/11, Say "Intelligent Design" deserves to be taught in science classrooms alongside Evolution to "Provide alternative theories", 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, Open more gulags around the world, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, The best way to protect free speech embodied by the American flag is to outlaw some speech, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, Eliminate FEMA altogether, 9/11, 9/11, Gay people suck, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, Gay people suck, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, Gay people suck, 9/11

 

[Wilben]

Their plan is getting complicated...

 

[hogjack]

I'm still hoping my "Nuke Iran...and What the Hell Iraq, too!" t-shirts sell like hotcakes to the Republican hawks. Deep pockets and a love for cool t-shirts...ah, I smell profit!

 

[CoolidgEffect]

Clearly you need more 9/11 talk to hide the more problematic planks.

Oh, have you tossed in a "Mission Accomplished"?

 

[Cherry]

Oh, have you tossed in a "Mission Accomplished"?

(fixed it for you)

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

New and Minty Fresh.

For the next Press Secretary hire Criss Angle, Mind Freak, 9/11, Find a photo of Harry Reid on a Swift Boat, 9/11, Help the oil execs get richer, 9/11, Classify and declassify stuff to protect political friends or hurt political enemies, 9/11, Call Air America “a failure” and Arbitron Ratings “left wing moonbat propoganda”, 9/11, Continue to strongarm the FCC into putting more and more mainstream media DBS's and MSO's into the hands of fewer and fewer people, 9/11, 9/11, Continue to not attend any military funerals, 9/11, Legislate sex, 9/11, 9/11, Destroy the Middle Class, 9/11, Whenever horrific torture by the military is discovered use the phrase “a few bad apples”, 9/11, Continue to subsidize industries which would have gone out of business decades ago while praising the benefits of the Almighty Free Market, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, Reduce even more the money needed to protect national landmarks from terrorism, while again increasing funds for places like Omaha which no one wants to blow up, 9/11, Begin the Hillary disinformation campaign planned for the last 10 years, 9/11, Find a way to channel federal tax dollars into fundmentalist churches and other "faith based initiatives, 9/11, 9/11, More enormous tax breaks for Corporate America which is illegally inviting in and then employing cheap illegal immigrant labor from Mexico, 9/11, 9/11, Spy on domestic phone calls and e-mails, 9/11, Make English the Official Language of American, and begin hiring more lawyers to prosecute first generation immigrants out of living wage jobs, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, Don't fund Stem Cell research, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, War is Peace, Freedom is Slavery, Ignorance is Strength, 9/11, Leave more children behind by not funding No Child Left Behind, 9/11, 9/11, Call Global Warming "a normal cyclical occurence", 9/11, Hot glue Rumsfeld’s feet to the Oval Office carpet to show support for the Secretary of Defense, 9/11, Spin "Mission Accomplished" as "Left Wing Revisionist History", 9/11, 9/11, Give Pat Robertson his own TV show. Oh, wait…, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, Gay people suck,9/11, Destroy Alaska, 9/11, Keep the executive branch immune to oversight, 9/11, Rig the vote, 9/11, 9/11,Fix the intelligence to the policy, 9/11, 9/11, Gay people suck, 9/11, Call America addicted to oil but then refuse to make oil companies adopt new technologies, 9/11, 9/11, If gas prices hit $4, send everyone a $50 check, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, When in trouble, invoke something bad Clinton did, 9/11, 9/11, Provoke Iran into attacking Israel, 9/11, 9/11, Gay people suck, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, Illegal brown people are the death knell of America, 9/11, Build American infrastructure, markets and industries to support the upcoming 14 airbases in Iraq, and give all the contracts to Haliburton,9/11, 9/11, Say "Intelligent Design" deserves to be taught in science classrooms alongside Evolution to "Provide alternative theories", 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, Open more gulags around the world, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, The best way to protect free speech embodied by the American flag is to outlaw some speech, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, Eliminate FEMA altogether, 9/11, 9/11, Gay people suck, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, Gay people suck, 9/11, 9/11, Gay people suck, 9/11

 

[CoolidgEffect]

(fixed it for you)

Thanks, I must have a lazy ring finger.

 

[Wilben]

Can we get a sampling of audio blurbs being planned for the campaigns?

 

[revelator]

I love the spirit of collaboration on this thread. It makes for a better platform.

 

[Killswitch]

Still a stronger plan than the current crop of dems have come up with.

Pathetic all of them. Can we start the purge yet?

Why should the Dems talk about or have a plan.

They aren't taking office for 2 years.

And we arent running the business now, so who cares what the dems plans are or is.

Not only that.....The Dems could probably just say nothing up till election day and winn the house, senate and white house.

Id almost prefer they did that. Just let the republicans step in shit every day up till they set the voting machines up.

 

[hogjack]

...give all the contracts to Haliburton

I've heard the goal is to outsource the entire US military (everything) to Haliburton by 2008. Repainting all the equipment in Haliburton-blue & gold is gonna be expensive but that's the cost of progress.

 

[Sean]

I've heard the goal is to outsource the entire US military (everything) to Haliburton by 2008. Repainting all the equipment in Haliburton-blue & gold is gonna be expensive but that's the cost of progress.

Handy camo for when they invade Monaco.

 

[Hamletmaschine]

New and Minty Fresh.

Yeah, right, I see it now. The same platform as in '02 & '04, but different.