Fetlife Asshat PMs

[Kariszma83]

I totally feel for you Jade.....I have no end of 'lovely' messages on fetlife. What's more is that they always say what they want without any regard to what's in my profile. So, I'm always saying "please read my profile" etc etc.

Still, I take it as better than getting no messages at all

 

[EmpressFi]

I had one who was curious how I could be poly and assumed that because I had Master and Malin that Malin must have been cuckold. I blew his mind by telling him at one point Malin had 3 girlfriends at once AND me. hehe

 

[Miki647]

This thread is hysterical!! Luckily I've met mostly NON-asshats on Fetlife. But the other day I did get one message that said simply "I travel to your area often. I will enjoy training you." I didn't even bother to respond!

BTW...I love the word "asshat"! LOL

 

[LittleJade]

I think you should all add a link to this thread, when you do reply to the asshats!!

*snicker* Something to consider...

 

[VelvetDarkness]

Your picks are sexy, I would love to have you on your knees at my feet, begging for cock.

Why on Earth would I want to do that? My pics were taken by my Master, shortly before I was on my knees, at his feet, begging for his cock.

You Master is a lucky guy. Does he ever send you to other Doms for training?

Why would he want me trained to serve other Doms? My service and devotion are exclusively his.

That's a pity, I would love to have that body of yours writhing in pain and pleasure.

As it is apparent that your sole criteria for selecting a submissive is a 'hot body' I doubt you have the depth of character or dominant presence required to get me writhing in anything but disgust. I note that you are over-weight and in your 50s. Do many slim random women in their 20s leap at the chance to serve you?

You impudent little bitch. I should take you over my knee and spank your ass raw.

But you won't, will you? You'll just sit on your ass in front of your PC, eating junk food and pestering women who clearly state all over their profile that they are owned and not seeking a dom. I don't think much of your chances. Better have a little wank instead.

Men

 

[Bandit58]

Why on Earth would I want to do that? My pics were taken by my Master, shortly before I was on my knees, at his feet, begging for his cock.



Why would he want me trained to serve other Doms? My service and devotion are exclusively his.



As it is apparent that your sole criteria for selecting a submissive is a 'hot body' I doubt you have the depth of character or dominant presence required to get me writhing in anything but disgust. I note that you are over-weight and in your 50s. Do many slim random women in their 20s leap at the chance to serve you?



But you won't, will you? You'll just sit on your ass in front of your PC, eating junk food and pestering women who clearly state all over their profile that they are owned and not seeking a dom. I don't think much of your chances. Better have a little wank instead.

Men

LOL - I read this out to Sir, He says to tell you "Love your work!"

 

[VelvetDarkness]

LOL - I read this out to Sir, He says to tell you "Love your work!"

Aww shucks.

 

[FFOTS4Life]

Why on Earth would I want to do that? My pics were taken by my Master, shortly before I was on my knees, at his feet, begging for his cock.



Why would he want me trained to serve other Doms? My service and devotion are exclusively his.



As it is apparent that your sole criteria for selecting a submissive is a 'hot body' I doubt you have the depth of character or dominant presence required to get me writhing in anything but disgust. I note that you are over-weight and in your 50s. Do many slim random women in their 20s leap at the chance to serve you?



But you won't, will you? You'll just sit on your ass in front of your PC, eating junk food and pestering women who clearly state all over their profile that they are owned and not seeking a dom. I don't think much of your chances. Better have a little wank instead.

Men

Damn Velvet...remind me never to cross you in a dark alley...

Hehe I loved it!