fukensploogin
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Festaroo!
The Festaroo Music and Arts Festival is held every year on a farm in the middle of Kentucky. Over a hundred thousand people show up, and a sprawling tent city is erected all around the main festival grounds. Inside, you can find half a dozen stages, upon which some hundred bands will play over the course of four days. There is a huge main stage, with a crowd area large enough for all the festival-people. There are a number a vendors situated on "shakedown street", selling posters, clothes, jewelry, food and drinks, all kinds of crazy shit.
Beers are expensive (like going to a ballgame), but there are plenty of other ways to get wrecked and have a great time. Marijuana is smoked openly all over Festaroo, and any other mind-altering substance you might desire can be acquired if you know who to ask, or even just keep your ears open. There are a number of small-time drug slingers roaming, hawking weed, shrooms, blow, LSD, ecstasy, and they can usually put you in touch with the guys who have opium, heroin, and meth. It's fairly easy to bring your own stuff in, as you are allowed to park your vehicle at your campsite (but it can't go anywhere till Festaroo is finished) and they can't possibly inspect every vehicle that comes through.
As far as this thread is concerned, it is completely open to everyone. Festaroo never ends. Another band is always getting on stage. It can be anyone you want.
So singeth the Grateful Dead:
See that girl, barefootin' along,
Whistlin' and singin', she's a carryin' on.
There's laughing in her eyes, dancing in her feet,
She's a neon-light diamond and she can live on the street.
Hey hey, hey, come right away
Come and join the party every day.
Well everybody's dancin' in a ring around the sun
Nobody's finished, we ain't even begun.
So take off your shoes, child, and take off your hat.
Try on your wings and find our where it's at.
Hey hey, hey, come right away
Come and join the party every day.
Take a vacation, fall out for a while,
Summer's comin' in, and it's goin' outa style
Well, lie down smokin', honey, have yourself a ball
Your mother's down in Memphis, won't be back 'till the fall.
Hey hey, hey, come right away
Come and join the party every day.
The Festaroo Music and Arts Festival is held every year on a farm in the middle of Kentucky. Over a hundred thousand people show up, and a sprawling tent city is erected all around the main festival grounds. Inside, you can find half a dozen stages, upon which some hundred bands will play over the course of four days. There is a huge main stage, with a crowd area large enough for all the festival-people. There are a number a vendors situated on "shakedown street", selling posters, clothes, jewelry, food and drinks, all kinds of crazy shit.
Beers are expensive (like going to a ballgame), but there are plenty of other ways to get wrecked and have a great time. Marijuana is smoked openly all over Festaroo, and any other mind-altering substance you might desire can be acquired if you know who to ask, or even just keep your ears open. There are a number of small-time drug slingers roaming, hawking weed, shrooms, blow, LSD, ecstasy, and they can usually put you in touch with the guys who have opium, heroin, and meth. It's fairly easy to bring your own stuff in, as you are allowed to park your vehicle at your campsite (but it can't go anywhere till Festaroo is finished) and they can't possibly inspect every vehicle that comes through.
As far as this thread is concerned, it is completely open to everyone. Festaroo never ends. Another band is always getting on stage. It can be anyone you want.
So singeth the Grateful Dead:
See that girl, barefootin' along,
Whistlin' and singin', she's a carryin' on.
There's laughing in her eyes, dancing in her feet,
She's a neon-light diamond and she can live on the street.
Hey hey, hey, come right away
Come and join the party every day.
Well everybody's dancin' in a ring around the sun
Nobody's finished, we ain't even begun.
So take off your shoes, child, and take off your hat.
Try on your wings and find our where it's at.
Hey hey, hey, come right away
Come and join the party every day.
Take a vacation, fall out for a while,
Summer's comin' in, and it's goin' outa style
Well, lie down smokin', honey, have yourself a ball
Your mother's down in Memphis, won't be back 'till the fall.
Hey hey, hey, come right away
Come and join the party every day.