Fertility pills.

[Shagly]

I refuse to go on fertility pills.

 

[CandiCame]

Yeah... why would you do that? The whole, "trying to be fertile thing" has always seemed not just... outright freaky to me, but super unethical. It's just a giant 'fuck you' to all the kids in foster care who need a good home. It's like, "well, I would adopt you, but you know. Fuck you. I'd rather have another kid in an overpopulated world while your foster parents continue to neglect you and use the money to get shit for themselves. Did I tell you yet that you could go fuck yourself? Because you totally can. I mean I HAVE the money to spend on the lawyers and parenting classes and shit, but I'd rather spend it on fertility treatments because I fucking hate you and enjoy the idea of your suffering. Now go play in traffic."

 

[Shagly]

Yeah... why would you do that? The whole, "trying to be fertile thing" has always seemed not just... outright freaky to me, but super unethical. It's just a giant 'fuck you' to all the kids in foster care who need a good home. It's like, "well, I would adopt you, but you know. Fuck you. I'd rather have another kid in an overpopulated world while your foster parents continue to neglect you and use the money to get shit for themselves. Did I tell you yet that you could go fuck yourself? Because you totally can. I mean I HAVE the money to spend on the lawyers and parenting classes and shit, but I'd rather spend it on fertility treatments because I fucking hate you and enjoy the idea of your suffering. Now go play in traffic."

Like standing on the Rail Road tracks.

 

[Kitty]

Aren't they the ones that make your hair grow, mythologically speaking?

 

[CandiCame]

Aren't they the ones that make your hair grow, mythologically speaking?

Those prenatal vitamins do, I know that much. You just shoot protein out of every protein-shootable place. Bitches nails were GORGEOUS.

 

[Shagly]

Those prenatal vitamins do, I know that much. You just shoot protein out of every protein-shootable place. Bitches nails were GORGEOUS.

...as she licks deeply.