LukkyKnight
Equal Opportunity Enjoyer
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We all have our pet peeves, naturally, but recently there's been a dangerous trend because of pet peeve overbreeding: Feral peeves. When pet peeves escape, but haven't been sterilized first, they roam the landscape pretty much at will, in ragged packs, and sooner or later the urge comes over the feral peeves to breed and the next thing you know it's wild peeves.
That's right, peeves that have never known the gentle touch of a human mind, peeves that bear little or no resemblance to their feral parents because of the uncontrolled crossing of formerly-isolated traits.
You see, like dog and cat breeders, people have been selecting peeves for various traits over the millenia, and as the years pass these peeves begin to exhibit weaknesses (just as our other carefully shaped pets.) Returned to the wild, the feral ones are mixing the whole thing back up again and the wild peeves are much hardier and more cunning.
It's time to do something, I tell you, before peeves take over the board. Own up to your responsibility! Make sure YOUR peeves don't spread. You owe it to yourself, and the world.
That's right, peeves that have never known the gentle touch of a human mind, peeves that bear little or no resemblance to their feral parents because of the uncontrolled crossing of formerly-isolated traits.
You see, like dog and cat breeders, people have been selecting peeves for various traits over the millenia, and as the years pass these peeves begin to exhibit weaknesses (just as our other carefully shaped pets.) Returned to the wild, the feral ones are mixing the whole thing back up again and the wild peeves are much hardier and more cunning.
It's time to do something, I tell you, before peeves take over the board. Own up to your responsibility! Make sure YOUR peeves don't spread. You owe it to yourself, and the world.
