Female Wanted to be Used for Nasty Online Roleplay

[useyou]

Message me and tell me about yourself if you qualify.

Qualifications:
-Female between 22 and 42 years old.
-Not fat.
-Not ugly. (Fat and ugly are turnoffs even online..to me anyway)
-Open and willing to roleplay online nasty scenes such as humiliation and rape.
-Willing to explore a whole new whole of perverted nastiness.
-Willing to be called nasty names throughout the roleplay.
-Must have time to roleplay online, minimum of 1 1/2 hours needed.
-Must be a fairly fast typer (nothing more boring than a slow typer)
-Must have an imagination and willing to improvise to make the roleplay more interesting and guide the path of it at times.
-Must send me a pic of yourself (yes I want to see who I am roleplaying with)
-Must message me with details about yourself. At least 200 words.
-Must own a vibrator.

If you meet all of the above qualifications then message me the 200 words about you. If you are the right person you are guaranteed to enjoy this and will want to come back over and over and roleplay. If you are the wrong person, then why have you even read this far, asshole.

UseYou

 

[useyou]

Responses

Due to the sheer number of responses that I have been overwhelmed with, I am now bumping up this post to give you all a chance to break the previous record of 200 responses.

 

[useyou]

Continuing to Look

Bump, after a number of applicants were rejected by me, I am now still looking. Message me and apply.

Reasons for rejections:
1) Dumb
2) Slow typer
3) Fat
4) Uglier than my dog.

Don't add to this list.

 

[useyou]

Maybe I'm Picky

But I haven't found the right woman for this yet. Please continue applying.

You will not be sorry.

 

[useyou]

Lets do this again

Bump up.

 

[sexymom]

Sorry- I've tried and tried, but I can only come up with 198 words. Of course, I don't expect you to compromise your high standards, so I'll remain forever unfulfilled.

 

[RawHumor]

Sorry- I've tried and tried, but I can only come up with 198 words. Of course, I don't expect you to compromise your high standards, so I'll remain forever unfulfilled.

Did you put "The End" at the end? Then you'd qualify.

 

[useyou]

Too Bad for You

Sorry- I've tried and tried, but I can only come up with 198 words. Of course, I don't expect you to compromise your high standards, so I'll remain forever unfulfilled.

That's a damn shame your brain isn't big enough to create two more words. As my title says, Too Bad for You.

P.S. You reply wasn't even funny. So even your sense of humor sucks.

 

[sweetandkinky]

That's a damn shame your brain isn't big enough to create two more words. As my title says, Too Bad for You.

P.S. You reply wasn't even funny. So even your sense of humor sucks.

Hey, I can think of 200 words - how about 'you wanker' 100 times?

 

[DirtyKitten]

That's a damn shame your brain isn't big enough to create two more words. As my title says, Too Bad for You.

P.S. You reply wasn't even funny. So even your sense of humor sucks.

Someone needs to look up Dom and Asshole in the dictionary.


There is a difference.

 

[UKGuy1965]

Hey, I can think of 200 words - how about 'you wanker' 100 times?

Fan Fucking Tastic
I love it S&K

 

[sweetandkinky]

Fan Fucking Tastic
I love it S&K

Hello darling

 

[DirtyKitten]

Fan Fucking Tastic
I love it S&K

Agreed

 

[useyou]

Dictionary

Someone needs to look up Dom and Asshole in the dictionary.


There is a difference.

I just looked it up and according to Webster's the description for asshole was you.

 

[useyou]

Very repetitive

Hey, I can think of 200 words - how about 'you wanker' 100 times?

Yes, you really have to expand your vocabulary some. Maybe if you had attended school and had even an ounce of education you would be able to come up with at least 50 words.

Shame, such pathetic people.

You know that wart between your shoulders? How about using it, you would do the world some good. As of now you just take up space.

 

[ima6uldv8]

Hey, I can think of 200 words - how about 'you wanker' 100 times?

Love it! Why the hell would anyone apply in the first place?

 

[DirtyKitten]

I just looked it up and according to Webster's the description for asshole was you.

WhooHoooo!!!!

Finally, I am not just listed under slut


You know something Skippy....You're really a class act...I bet your PM box is overflowing

 

[useyou]

To The Classless Bitch- Dirty Kitten

WhooHoooo!!!!

Finally, I am not just listed under slut


You know something Skippy....You're really a class act...I bet your PM box is overflowing

You are correct, I am getting lots of responses in my PM box. Probably more than you ever had for your disgusting box.

 

[useyou]

Applying

Love it! Why the hell would anyone apply in the first place?

Why don't you ask the 12 applications I already received? Maybe they know something you don't.

 

[RawHumor]

Due to the sheer number of responses that I have been overwhelmed with, I am now bumping up this post to give you all a chance to break the previous record of 200 responses.

Wow... so of all the guys seeking submissives, your ad was so overwhelmingly popular that you were forced to empty your PM box at least once due to all of the replies?

And of those 200+, none measured up to your high standards?

That reminds me of a bit by Ron White:

I was doing a show at a military base one time, and I mentioned that there are about 100,000 soldiers at the base right now. From the back of the room, some drunk woman yelled up "And every single one of em's a bad lay!". I said "Lady, after 99,999 wouldn't you start to think Maybe it's not them?" "I seem to be the only common denominator in this equation of love..."

 

[DirtyKitten]

A classless bitch and an asshole....LOLOLOL

I'm on a roll today

 

[RawHumor]

Why don't you ask the 12 applications I already received? Maybe they know something you don't.

Wait. 12? I thought you said 200+ earlier.

 

[Guest]

Hey, I can think of 200 words - how about 'you wanker' 100 times?

Brilliant!!!

200 replies my arse....

What a pillock....

 

[sweetandkinky]

Yes, you really have to expand your vocabulary some. Maybe if you had attended school and had even an ounce of education you would be able to come up with at least 50 words.

Shame, such pathetic people.

You know that wart between your shoulders? How about using it, you would do the world some good. As of now you just take up space.

As the great Steve Coogan says "I would rather lick piss of nettles" than continue this dialogue with you - you sad tosser. You lack any awareness, or sense of how ridiculous you are. You silly little man.

 

[DirtyKitten]

S&K

I You


LOL