Female sub from Florida looking...

[ChicletSub]

Alright. After a few trips and snags along the way, here I am. I'm an intelligent 22 year old female submissive from Florida, looking for a few things in a Dom:

- I am straight. I have no desire to interact sexually with another woman. If you have a problem with this, do not PM me to say, "Well, you should do that if your Dom wants it." No. I do not buy that. Ask me why and I'll gladly explain.

- I live in the real world. This means that, "G'eve, milady," and similar greetings/farewells of nonsensical repute will surely end badly for you. Living in the real world also means that I am a professional by day -- expecting me to act out your exhibitionist fantasies in the middle of Central Park isn't exactly kosher.

- Random play seekers/one night stands need not apply.

- I would like to meet someone age 20 - 30, preferably. As for looks, yes, they are part of the package. I don't need a Brad Pitt, but please have a good sense of hygiene and some reasonable ability to take care of yourself. I'm not a triathalon runner, nor do I expect you to be, though sitting on the couch all day with an occasional outing to the store does not count as stimulating activity.

- Personality. Yes, you must have one, unfortunately. I tend to get a little ADD with the rote questions and answers of 'a/s/l' and such. Show me that you actually appreciate life each day -- what do you want to do? What do you want to accomplish? Dreams? Goals? Plans?

- We all want to know about the bedroom stuff, hm? I'm not one for sweet and gentle kisses with giggling. You either want it or you don't -- show me. Watersports, scat, blood, and extreme pain are off-limits.

* A good sense of humor will definitely earn you bonus points!

And if you're reading this far, you're probably wondering a little about me. As I said before, I'm 22 and from Florida. I tend to come off as a bit of a hardass, but it's a facade, I tell you. There's just something about the psychological aspects of giving yourself completely to someone that has become something of a journey for me -- finding that person. I'm 5'9", 180 lbs, with dark blonde hair and green eyes.

Think you've got something to add that I haven't listed here? Add it below, PM me, or message me on Yahoo. Thanks, and take care.

 

[N_B]

Humor's rather subjective, though. And personality is perhaps the most important thing, I think. So how do you define humor? Are we talking the ability to appreciate the Three Stooges and the Red Green show, or humor as a dry wit or social commentary? I guess just define your sense of humor.

And the second most important question... Florida's a big place. Care to elaborate?

 

[ChicletSub]

A good sense of humor, to me, is the ability to laugh off some of the bad things that life tosses at you, as well as being something of a daily comedic smart ass like myself. As for location -- I travel between central Florida and the panhandle quite a bit.

 

[prototypepariah]

ahhhhh life in the wnba

 

[Tuomas]

I noticed your post because I read "ChicleSub", without the t and found it funny. And, because I'm bored, your post provoked some thoughts:


- I am straight. I have no desire to interact sexually with another woman. If you have a problem with this, do not PM me to say, "Well, you should do that if your Dom wants it." No. I do not buy that. Ask me why and I'll gladly explain.
I'm guessing "why" as in "why I don't buy it". Which is sound advice, really: buying things from strangers on the 'net isn't all that smart...


- I live in the real world. This means that, "G'eve, milady," and similar greetings/farewells of nonsensical repute will surely end badly for you. Living in the real world also means that I am a professional by day -- expecting me to act out your exhibitionist fantasies in the middle of Central Park isn't exactly kosher.
Then, of course, it's not exactly chivalrous to leave the "lady" showing her goods in Central Park...

And, from what I hear about Central Park, the only thing I would be "exhibiting" there would be a SIG-Sauer, 9mm semi-automatic pistol. I, too, live in the real world...


- I would like to meet someone age 20 - 30, preferably. As for looks, yes, they are part of the package. I don't need a Brad Pitt, but please have a good sense of hygiene and some reasonable ability to take care of yourself. I'm not a triathalon runner, nor do I expect you to be, though sitting on the couch all day with an occasional outing to the store does not count as stimulating activity.
Age: check.
Looks: *peers into mirror* Didn't crack: check.
Package: errr....

Who said Brad Pitt showers more often than other guys? And I'm quite sure he's not very able to take care of himself, considering how much money he spends on servants...

On the other hand, you have me. For fun, I hack down buring houses with a large axe before flooding the remains with water. And if that doesn't tire me, I spend a couple of hours tearing apart someone's car. Typically, there is a lot of blood in rescue, and that's not very hygienic. Nor is firefighting very clean. Which is why my shower hates me, and keeps threatening to shut off the hot water if I don't raise his wages. Stupid commie showers don't know how to enjoy the wonders of capitalist freedom...


- Personality. Yes, you must have one, unfortunately.
Hey! I've got three!
... or is it four?
The problem with split personalities is you can't line yourself up to count yourself.
And just think how awesome my body must be if all these guys are fighting to be in it.... (and did that sound gay? Is one of my personalities gay?)


Show me that you actually appreciate life each day
I walked over a bridge and didn't jump off... does that count?


-- what do you want to do?
Conquer the world!!!


What do you want to accomplish?
I think conquering the world is a tough enough task without having to think about what I'm going to acomplish by doing it. I bet Alexander, Napoleon and Ceasar all failed because they were too preocupied in "acomplishing" something instead of just going out there and conquering...


Dreams?
There is this lurking fantasy about Central Park that haunts me every night...


Goals?
No, thank you: I don't like football.


Plans?
Yeah, right; like I'm going to tell you how I will conquer the world so you can steal my idea.

We all want to know about the bedroom stuff, hm?
Why? I bet I can get all that stuff cheaper at Wall-mart What I'm interested in is kitchen stuff, like what's there to eat...



I'm not one for sweet and gentle kisses with giggling.
Well, yes, kissing is a lot better if there are two people. "One for kissing" what's that? Softcore masturbation?


* A good sense of humor will definitely earn you bonus points!
Sweet! If I get enough points, can I exchange them for a cute little bunny? Or is it like those super-store points where you still have to buy the product, so really aren't getting anything for free?


I tend to come off as a bit of a hardass, but it's a facade, I tell you.
*checks dictionary*
Façade: Face of a building.
Artificial, deceptive front...
*muses* Face... front... Are you trying to say your ass is as hard as a building? As... big as a building? Wait! I know! That your ass is actually in front! No? That you ass is a face? I'm getting confused...

I'm 5'9", 180 lbs, with dark blonde hair and green eyes.
Body snatcher!! Gimme back my body! And what did you do with the other two inches? Two inches are very important to a man, you know.

Think you've got something to add that I haven't listed here? Add it below, PM me, or message me on Yahoo.
What do you think of polka-dot bras? Does it really matter that bras have all that lace and fancy patterns, if their primary purpose is to be covered up all the time so no one sees them?


Thanks, and take care.

You are most welcome. You too.