Female masturbation

bw699353

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Hello all,

Well as crazy as this sounds I have never dated a girl who has ever admitted to having masturbated. Nor have they upon request ever masturbated for me. Simply Stating that it is disgusting.

I did also buy my current gf some sexy underwear and a dildo for Valentine's day and she was outraged and they have remained unopened and unused.

So here I am looking to chat to women who enjoy masturbating and are open to discussing it. It is my No.1 turn on in life and I feel somewhat deprived.

So if there are any ladies out there that are happy to discuss I would be happy to hear from you.

Many thanks

Bw xxx
 
I doubt any of the girls here masturbate.... that’s disgusting :D;)



Mmmm....you must be from Mars....all the ladies I know do masturbate...and that covers the last 60 years of fucking them...it don't know any women that does not masturbate....
 
Mmmm....you must be from Mars....all the ladies I know do masturbate...and that covers the last 60 years of fucking them...it don't know any women that does not masturbate....

does not surprise me that a man like you is unable to catch the irony in SM's post
 
My wife and I masturbate together all the time. She loves to cum !
 
Well I’m definitely not masturbating.....right now. :).

I’m sure that for some sad souls, it still probably falls under the “nice girls don’t” category. Which is crazy because I’ve never met a man who doesn’t want to hear about me masturbating if he can’t watch. Especially if I’m masturbating to him.
 
Okay, okay, so my second earliest memory is humping the arm of the old brown couch on the back porch of our old house in Hinsdale.

Mom was like, "Don't DO that, honey!"

Mom never told me why. The couch was torn and frayed. The dog slept there, the cat scratched there. Surely I wasn't hurting anything by straddling the arm. Later on I learned there are Certain Things, Which Ought Not To Be Done, even if the dogs and cats do it and it doesn't hurt anything. I can't say any more because of Forum Rules, so don't ask.

Skip ahead to junior college (18+) and we saw "Annie Hall" in Film Class, and I learned there was nothing wrong with masturbation; it's just having sex with someone you love. After class my film teacher told me there are two types of girls: those who masturbate, and those who lie.

Love,

Jamie

PS I don't lie.

PPS No, he didn't Get Any.
 
I recommend finding a girl that masturbates. Preferably while you watch. Just bring it up on the first date and save yourself some time!
 
Hello all,

Well as crazy as this sounds I have never dated a girl who has ever admitted to having masturbated. Nor have they upon request ever masturbated for me. Simply Stating that it is disgusting.

I did also buy my current gf some sexy underwear and a dildo for Valentine's day and she was outraged and they have remained unopened and unused.

So here I am looking to chat to women who enjoy masturbating and are open to discussing it. It is my No.1 turn on in life and I feel somewhat deprived.

So if there are any ladies out there that are happy to discuss I would be happy to hear from you.

Many thanks

Bw xxx

I feel bad for you. It sounds like things are not going to go well for you with this girlfriend.
 
I think you need to get to a point in your sexual relationship where you can talk about your own masturbation habits. Tell her how much you enjoy closing your eyes and masturbating while you think of her beautiful body. Then tell her how every time you picture her masturbating, you ejaculate instantly. Offer to let her watch you masturbate while she lies naked next to you. Maybe that will make her more comfortable. If anything, it should turn her own. Don't come unless she starts masturbating herself.
 
How can someone let sexy underwear and a dildo sit unopened and unused?! I wish I had a man who gifted me these kinds of things.
 
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