Female Masturbation Question?

Clitfucker

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Do you women that have nail jobs(manicure or pedicure), don't know which one it is that is on the fingers of the hands, ever knick or cut the inside and/or the outside of your pussy while masturbating sometimes?
 
Harbinger said:
I suppose it could be either, if she were very limber.


Yeah that's true. I would also like to thank you for not being a motherfucker and calling me ignorant.:)
 
Clitfucker said:



I'm not a woman, so I don't know whether it is a manicure or a pedicure.

Please you are embarassing the men. Do I have to MANually take you to a PEDestrian crossing to give you a clue?
 
CoolidgEffect said:


Please you are embarassing the men. Do I have to MANually take you to a PEDestrian crossing to give you a clue?

ohhhh, that was GOOD!!!!:D

Since I'm rubbing, not digging, my nails haven't been a problem.

Meg :)
 
CoolidgEffect said:


Please you are embarassing the men. Do I have to MANually take you to a PEDestrian crossing to give you a clue?


Dude, I am a 100% All-American Redneck Country Boy. Do you think that I would even remotely resemble a GIRLY-MAN? And actually know what the correct term for it would be? FUCK NO.
 
sigh...this was a not so subtle example to show you the latin (I think it's latin...at leat in the case of Ped) root in use with words you do know.
 
*sigh* men...man=hand ped=foot

i've scratched myself a few times...sometimes i liked it ;)
 
So, the moral of the story is: if you know the definition of, like, words and stuff, you're a GIRLY-MAN!

Man, I gotta start writing this stuff down...
 
tortoise said:
So, the moral of the story is: if you know the definition of, like, words and stuff, you're a GIRLY-MAN!

Man, I gotta start writing this stuff down...


It isn't like that you see. It's just that our redneck country cowgirls very rarely get MANICURES. YES!!!!!!!! I have finally gotten what the term means.:)
 
Clitfucker said:



It isn't like that you see. It's just that our redneck country cowgirls very rarely get MANICURES. YES!!!!!!!! I have finally gotten what the term means.:)

Okay.

So, if the demographics of your area include women who get manicures, THEN you're a GIRLY-MAN!

Yes?
 
tortoise said:
So, the moral of the story is: if you know the definition of, like, words and stuff, you're a GIRLY-MAN!

Man, I gotta start writing this stuff down...

Heh! :D
 
I have nails done from a salon and dammm I am always knicking myself with the damm things.....My poor clit can get sore from that
 
Latinababe said:
I have nails done from a salon and dammm I am always knicking myself with the damm things.....My poor clit can get sore from that

:D

Yes, but was it a manicure or a pedicure? Clitfucker is blissfully wallowing in his ignorance because expanding his vocabulary makes him a GIRLY-MAN.

*giggle snort*
 
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