BrightShinyGirl
Abusive Little Bitch
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So apparently this is a real thing. Scientists have discovered that female primates (including female humans) make distinctive noises while they’re having sex. They’re called Female Copulatory Vocalizations. Each species has its own unique sound. For humans it’s that “unh unh unh” noise that women sometimes make when they’re having sex and they’re really turned on. Males make noises too, but they’re not as loud or predictable. So primatologists have been trying to figure out what evolutionary purpose these noises serve. And after a whole bunch of experiments with monkeys, they’ve discovered some interesting things:
• It’s tied to male orgasm – females make more noise when the male is about to ejaculate.
• It’s tied to male desirability – females make more noise when they’re with a high-status male.
• It’s tied to having an audience – females make more noise when there are others around to hear.
The theory is that female primates make these sounds to advertise that they’re fucking a high-status male. This both encourages other males to come and take a turn, and it demonstrates their superiority over the other females. Essentially, it’s the monkey equivalent of “My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard, and they’re like, it’s better than yours ….”
So … okay … learning this is REALLY WEIRD. Because I make those “unh unh unh” noises when I’m having sex and it never occurred to me that they might MEAN something. It never occurred to me that they might mean “Hey, horny girl over here! Come watch while I fuck this hot guy! Don’t you wish he was fucking you instead of me? Who wants to go next?”
Apparently I’m genetically programmed to crave public gangbangs. Or at least make sounds like I do ….
• It’s tied to male orgasm – females make more noise when the male is about to ejaculate.
• It’s tied to male desirability – females make more noise when they’re with a high-status male.
• It’s tied to having an audience – females make more noise when there are others around to hear.
The theory is that female primates make these sounds to advertise that they’re fucking a high-status male. This both encourages other males to come and take a turn, and it demonstrates their superiority over the other females. Essentially, it’s the monkey equivalent of “My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard, and they’re like, it’s better than yours ….”
So … okay … learning this is REALLY WEIRD. Because I make those “unh unh unh” noises when I’m having sex and it never occurred to me that they might MEAN something. It never occurred to me that they might mean “Hey, horny girl over here! Come watch while I fuck this hot guy! Don’t you wish he was fucking you instead of me? Who wants to go next?”
Apparently I’m genetically programmed to crave public gangbangs. Or at least make sounds like I do ….