Feeding the Trolls

[sirhugs]

There is often chatter on this forum and the Author's Hangout about "trolls"- misguided souls who attempt to self-medicate their problems away by "1 bombing" stories, or posting incendiary comments.

That got me thinking about the actual mythical trolls.

I don't often read non-human stories*, but it seems to me there is a dirth of stories about trolls.

I'm thinking there could be some interesting interplay between the human trolls typing away on their computers and the mythical sort, but the concept remains elusive, so I just thought I'd plant this seed here, see if troll food grows.

*though I do likes me a good tentacle monster cameo.

 

[JRaven]

There is often chatter on this forum and the Author's Hangout about "trolls"- misguided souls who attempt to self-medicate their problems away by "1 bombing" stories, or posting incendiary comments.

That got me thinking about the actual mythical trolls.

I don't often read non-human stories*, but it seems to me there is a dirth of stories about trolls.

I'm thinking there could be some interesting interplay between the human trolls typing away on their computers and the mythical sort, but the concept remains elusive, so I just thought I'd plant this seed here, see if troll food grows.

*though I do likes me a good tentacle monster cameo.

While reading your post, I imagined a mythical troll magically coming out of an open USB port. Standing four foot tall and three foot wide, he smacks the human troll up side the head.

"Will you quit that shit? You're giving us a bad name!"

:caning:

Jenny

 

[LupusDei]

While reading your post, I imagined a mythical troll magically coming out of an open USB port. Standing four foot tall and three foot wide, he smacks the human troll up side the head.

"Will you quit that shit? You're giving us a bad name!"

:caning:

Jenny

Or maybe he's just hungry and wants to know where all that delicious troll food they are taking about is.

 

[sirhugs]

Or maybe he's just hungry and wants to know where all that delicious troll food they are taking about is.

and they explain about cream pie...

 

[SisterJezabel]

While reading your post, I imagined a mythical troll magically coming out of an open USB port. Standing four foot tall and three foot wide, he smacks the human troll up side the head.

"Will you quit that shit? You're giving us a bad name!"

:caning:

Jenny

Who's that clip clipping over MY USB bridge...

 

[sirhugs]

Who's that clip clipping over MY USB bridge...

Billy-Goat Gruff of course... This being Lit, the "goat" is just a nickname of course... maybe because he likes to munch... on ummm.... grass?

either that or go full non-human and have Billy be an alien sort of space-goat.

 

[JRaven]

Billy-Goat Gruff of course... This being Lit, the "goat" is just a nickname of course... maybe because he likes to munch... on ummm.... grass?

either that or go full non-human and have Billy be an alien sort of space-goat.

the "goat" eats bushes. Saves me a lot of time shaving!

 

[Carnevil9]

the "goat" eats bushes. Saves me a lot of time shaving!

The latest definition of "goat" is an abbreviation for "Greatest Of All Time." What is he the greatest at? Shaving pussy with his teeth and then soothing it with his tongue?

Back to the trolls: in Tolkien's mythology, trolls were large, slow-witted brutes who turned to stone if they stayed out after sunrise. What if a forest nymph tricks one into staying out in the sun while aroused into sporting an erection, thus turning into the world's biggest stone sex toy? And thus becoming the biggest attraction in the forest for all the other horny nymphs.

 

[Hypoxia]

What's the sexual fetish where one dreams of being devoured whole?

EDIT: It's Vore.

Set a mystical troll under a troll-bridge. Selected bridge-crossers, not every smelly equestrian or sweaty laborer, are snatched-up by the troll Tralia and swallowed intact. Her guts seem to be a portal to Dimension X. The lithe lads and lissome lasses Tralia consumes drop naked into a salty sea with two islands nearby. One isle is heavenly; the other is hellish, infested with LW commenters. Tragedy ensues for those reaching the wrong isle.

 

[writer4hire69]

Don't mean to hyper shift this idea but the title of the story, "Feeding the Trolls," sparked a very different direction and I thought I'd share, if that's alright.

The title made me think of some of the mean and sexually explicit comments left on some videos, especially Youtube videos by women. They often say don't feed the trolls, don't give them what they want. But what if this girl did? What if she posted video responses to the trolls, did some of the sexual things?

For example, someone saying, "I'd love to fuck those tits." And she makes a video response where she says things like, "Are these the tits you want to fuck?" And shows them off. Maybe it turns into a JOI video of her asking about how they'd do it, how it'd feel. Maybe she even gets a guy to actually do it on camera.

 

[LupusDei]

Don't mean to hyper shift this idea but the title of the story, "Feeding the Trolls," sparked a very different direction and I thought I'd share, if that's alright.

The title made me think of some of the mean and sexually explicit comments left on some videos, especially Youtube videos by women. They often say don't feed the trolls, don't give them what they want. But what if this girl did? What if she posted video responses to the trolls, did some of the sexual things?

For example, someone saying, "I'd love to fuck those tits." And she makes a video response where she says things like, "Are these the tits you want to fuck?" And shows them off. Maybe it turns into a JOI video of her asking about how they'd do it, how it'd feel. Maybe she even gets a guy to actually do it on camera.

Indeed, it could be a story of innocent girl turning into online sex worker and eventually grabbing a steal at it by kickstarter answers to trolls. The trolls remain hungry though as the mom's basement dwellers quickly can't afford her growing minute rates...

 

[sirhugs]

The latest definition of "goat" is an abbreviation for "Greatest Of All Time." What is he the greatest at? Shaving pussy with his teeth and then soothing it with his tongue?

Back to the trolls: in Tolkien's mythology, trolls were large, slow-witted brutes who turned to stone if they stayed out after sunrise. What if a forest nymph tricks one into staying out in the sun while aroused into sporting an erection, thus turning into the world's biggest stone sex toy? And thus becoming the biggest attraction in the forest for all the other horny nymphs.

is that why the 1 bombs get fired overnight?

 

[Magineer]

Yes, it's interesting how the PC trolls who made something of an obvious SI forum invasion before Christmas have now gone quiet.

I expect they'll be back as soon as they detect what to them seems like an attitude needing "correction".

 

[melimelissa]

Do not feed the trolls - it's absurd
For the trolls are just tossers, whose blurred
Movements round the cock,
Are in a gridlock,
So, silence is to be preferred.

Méli

There is often chatter on this forum and the Author's Hangout about "trolls"- misguided souls who attempt to self-medicate their problems away by "1 bombing" stories, or posting incendiary comments.

That got me thinking about the actual mythical trolls.

I don't often read non-human stories*, but it seems to me there is a dirth of stories about trolls.

I'm thinking there could be some interesting interplay between the human trolls typing away on their computers and the mythical sort, but the concept remains elusive, so I just thought I'd plant this seed here, see if troll food grows.

*though I do likes me a good tentacle monster cameo.

 

[Hypoxia]

LIT's comment trolls are emailed a map leading to a supposed treasure. They don't know a warning sign has been removed from a troll bridge. The mystic entity snatches and devours each, happily crunching their bones with every bite. Peace returns to LW. Wait, not erotic? It's OK, there's a cat for that.

 

[sirhugs]

LIT's comment trolls are emailed a map leading to a supposed treasure. They don't know a warning sign has been removed from a troll bridge. The mystic entity snatches and devours each, happily crunching their bones with every bite. Peace returns to LW. Wait, not erotic? It's OK, there's a cat for that.

I DO love a story with a cat