Feeding the Birds

[sirhugs]

a simple set up/meet cute between two lonely people who sit on the same park bench to feed the birds. after several says, the normal reticence wears away. They start out talking about the birds, the feed, the weather... hilarity ensues

In addition to the usual combination of two shy virginal nerds, lots of fun mismatches. Just a few:

- the virgin and the hooker
- the lesbian and the bi curious gal
- the gay and the 'thinks he's straight'
- the older person and the trendy barely dressed youngster
- the uptight conservative and the transgendered/crossdresser.

 

[Zeb_Carter]

After sitting in the park for so long they get to know about the regulars that inhabit the place and talk about them sometimes having fits of laughter other time groaning in pleasure.

There is the Prostitute and her regular 'Johns'.
Then there is the young college couple that meet there every morning.
You have the old letch eyeing all the girls as they walk by.
The brother and sister that sit down the way kissing each other ardently.
The mom, who watches what the Prostitute does, every once in a while touching herself.
The men/husbands that stop there before work to watch the prostitute and the mom.

Have I left anything out?

 

[Carnevil9]

When I think of feeding the birds from a park bench, I think of old people. So it could be a natural launching point for a mature story.

Maybe they have both lost their spouses, but neither likes to talk about it. Then one of them sees a jogger that reminds them of their dearly departed, and begins to sob. The other one offers a consolation hug. Soon the hugging turns to groping.....

 

[MiddleAgedMan]

Flip it

What if you flip it around and write from the perspective of the bench? Tell the various tales of people who did whatever on you throughout. That way you can touch upon pretty much every single Lit category in turn.

Make it into a multi-author series, passing the ball between writers and see where it goes...

 

[sirhugs]

After sitting in the park for so long they get to know about the regulars that inhabit the place and talk about them sometimes having fits of laughter other time groaning in pleasure.

...
You have the old letch eyeing all the girls as they walk by.
...

Have I left anything out?

hey, I resemble that remark!

 

[Carnevil9]

What if you flip it around and write from the perspective of the bench? Tell the various tales of people who did whatever on you throughout. That way you can touch upon pretty much every single Lit category in turn.

Make it into a multi-author series, passing the ball between writers and see where it goes...

How about if you write it from the perspective of the birds? After all, "birds do it...."

 

[Zionisacat]

Or you could tell it from the POV of the statues and hey that reminds me of the joke :

A statue of a naked man and a statue of a naked woman stood looking at each other for hundreds of years out in a park. One day a wizard, feeling sorry for the statues, brought them to life for 30 minutes. Right away, the two of them ran into some nearby bushes and you could hear all kinds of strange sounds and giggling. After a while they came back out, looking mighty pleased with themselves. The wizard told them "You have another 15 minutes left, you can have another go if you want." The statues looked at each other and the male statue answered "Fine, but this time you hold the pigeon and I'll shit on it."

I'll see myself out.

 

[Hypoxia]

'Bird' is (or was) Brit slang for human female. "Feeding the birds" ==> dinner dates.

 

[jaF0]

a simple set up/meet cute between two lonely people who sit on the same park bench to feed the birds. after several says, the normal reticence wears away. They start out talking about the birds, the feed, the weather... hilarity ensues

When I think of feeding the birds from a park bench, I think of old people. So it could be a natural launching point for a mature story...

Gladys and Tyrone.


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[Carnevil9]

'Bird' is (or was) Brit slang for human female. "Feeding the birds" ==> dinner dates.

And what do you feed these "birds"? Naturally, your "seed."

 

[CuttingEdge]

I wrote a story something along these lines...

A young woman for a week goes out in the park dressed kind of revealingly to get an old mans attention. All week she flirts with him getting more and more daring until she gives him a little tease of her bared sex and flashed chest...

It leads to them going to a hotel room where they have sex. In the afterglow it is revealed, he is a judge and she is about to go before him in a week, for being the get away driver for her boyfriends botched bank robbery. She is desperate to stay out of jail because she is pregnant.

I could not think of an ending so its a story that is 3/4 written

 

[sirhugs]

I wrote a story something along these lines...

A young woman for a week goes out in the park dressed kind of revealingly to get an old mans attention. All week she flirts with him getting more and more daring until she gives him a little tease of her bared sex and flashed chest...

It leads to them going to a hotel room where they have sex. In the afterglow it is revealed, he is a judge and she is about to go before him in a week, for being the get away driver for her boyfriends botched bank robbery. She is desperate to stay out of jail because she is pregnant.

I could not think of an ending so its a story that is 3/4 written

In the end they conspire to send the bf to jail, acquit the woman. everyone thinks that the judge is a great guy for diving her a chance at a decent life after being accused by hiring her as his "housekeeper".

 

[Carnevil9]

In the end they conspire to send the bf to jail, acquit the woman. everyone thinks that the judge is a great guy for diving her a chance at a decent life after being accused by hiring her as his "housekeeper".

Or, she fucks the judge so vigorously that he dies in bed of a massive coronary. A mistrial is declared, the BF is cut loose, and they live happily (and hornily) ever after.

 

[sirhugs]

Or, she fucks the judge so vigorously that he dies in bed of a massive coronary. A mistrial is declared, the BF is cut loose, and they live happily (and hornily) ever after.

death never plays well on Lit though.

 

[Zeb_Carter]

death never plays well on Lit though.

I always get comments cussing me out about how I made the reader cry when I kill characters off. Yet death happens every day of the week and twice on Sunday.

 

[Carnevil9]

death never plays well on Lit though.

Sex and death aren't all that different. Either way, somebody is getting stiff.

 

[sirhugs]

Sex and death aren't all that different. Either way, somebody is getting stiff.

is that why the French call the feeling after orgasm "la petit mort"- that is, "the little death"?