Feedback Fun

[BlackSnake]

OK, you write a story and you get something like this:

This message contains feedback for: BlackSnake
This feedback was sent by: **********@****.com

Comments:

hai,
great.
been fucking your mom.

i like too.

got any photos of your mom , sis etc..

any incest cd's . if u have send me one

bye


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[BlackSnake]

See, people can say lots of things they don't mean:

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Comments:

Just how big is your BlackSnake, and how can I get me some of it?
****

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[Svenskaflicka]

Regarding the second feedback

Really, BS, that's not nice! I never give you permission to quote my feedback to you, now did I?

 

[BlackSnake]

Re: Regarding the second feedback

Really, BS, that's not nice! I never give you permission to quote my feedback to you, now did I?

Com'on, everyone knows how badly I want to give you every inch of my snake and that it's not enough to satisfy you.

 

[Svenskaflicka]

Re: Re: Regarding the second feedback

Com'on, everyone knows how badly I want to give you every inch of my snake and that it's not enough to satisfy you.

Well, what can I say, I'm spoiled. I only go for the BIG guys.

 

[BlackSnake]

Re: Re: Re: Regarding the second feedback

Well, what can I say, I'm spoiled. I only go for the BIG guys.

There is this one African man I would like you to meet. He's a thin 7'2" tall man that I would pay to see you in action with.

 

[Svenskaflicka]

Let me guess - he's really, really tall, but has a very, very short dick, and you want to see me try to squeeze some of his length into his dick?

 

[Svenskaflicka]

Don't want no short dick man,
nah ah ah ah,
don't want no short dick man,
nah ah ah ah.
Don't, don't, don't,
don't, don't,
don't, don't, don't,
don't, don't,
don't, don't, don't,
don't wanta, don't wanta,
don't want no short dick man!

What in the world is that fucking thing?
You need some fucking tweezers to put that little thing away?
That has got to be
the smallest dick I've ever seen
in my whole life!
Get the fuck out of here!



Wheeee! I've found my theme song!

 

[BlackSnake]

pump it up!

 

[KillerMuffin]

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Comments:

Damn. Sorry. Thought you were BlackSnake. My bad.

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[destinie21]

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Comments:

Damn. Sorry. Thought you were BlackSnake. My bad.

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Why in the hell would they think that. Maybe they thought KM was code for BS

pS: a totally unrelated and therefore ingenius code

 

[Svenskaflicka]

Well, they DO look so much alike...

 

[BlackSnake]

I got a really good today!

This message contains feedback for: BlackSnake
About the submission: Mama's Ass
This feedback was sent by: Anonymous

Comments:

you are one ghetto motherfucker. your vocabulary is sixth grade. your sentence
structure is fifth grade. Your plots and stories are Pre-K and you never knew
your father. they only let you publish (write your stories) as continued proof
of our ignorance. i am ashamed to be a black man because of illigetimate,
section eight, faggots like you. why don't you stop writing and get a real job
with high mortality (selling drugs) like you momma. I bet that skank bitch has
sores all over her body and in her gums from sucking the dick and swallowing
the cum from to many dirty niggers like you. Annndddd FUCK you

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Damn! I'm glad he's not an editor, my work would turn out all kinds of fucked-up. LOL

 

[cookiejar]

Re: I got a really good today!

This message contains feedback for: BlackSnake
About the submission: Mama's Ass
This feedback was sent by: Anonymous

Comments:

you are one ghetto motherfucker. your vocabulary is sixth grade. your sentence
structure is fifth grade. Your plots and stories are Pre-K and you never knew
your father. they only let you publish (write your stories) as continued proof
of our ignorance. i am ashamed to be a black man because of illigetimate,
section eight, faggots like you. why don't you stop writing and get a real job
with high mortality (selling drugs) like you momma. I bet that skank bitch has
sores all over her body and in her gums from sucking the dick and swallowing
the cum from to many dirty niggers like you. Annndddd FUCK you

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Damn! I'm glad he's not an editor, my work would turn out all kinds of fucked-up. LOL

Another intellectual lit reader huh?

 

[BlackSnake]

Re: Re: I got a really good today!

Another intellectual lit reader huh?

It cracked me up.

There is the kind of feedback that keep me writing:

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About the submission: Mama's Ass
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Comments:

What a great story! I voted for it with a 5; I would have scored it higher if I
could have. Definitely a "one-handed read"!

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When a reader gets off on what I write, I'm happy.

 

[destinie21]

Re: I got a really good today!

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About the submission: Mama's Ass
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Comments:

you are one ghetto motherfucker. your vocabulary is sixth grade. your sentence
structure is fifth grade. Your plots and stories are Pre-K and you *DO NOT hit the REPLY button to respond to this email.*


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Damn! I'm glad he's not an editor, my work would turn out all kinds of fucked-up. LOL

What I want to know is what kind of genius/ child prodigy is composing stories with plots in Pre K

 

[BlackSnake]

Re: Re: I got a really good today!

What I want to know is what kind of genius/ child prodigy is composing stories with plots in Pre K

I'm sayin'. Makes me wanna say "Shut up! Before I smack you with my dick."

 

[BlackSnake]

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Comments:

Damn. Sorry. Thought you were BlackSnake. My bad.

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Crack will make people stupid...LOL

 

[Svenskaflicka]

OK... explain to the non-American, please. What's "section eight"???

 

[bridgeburner]

Svenskaflicka,

Government assisted housing.



P.S. What abbriviations of your name do you accept? S'flicka? Svenska? 'Flicka? SF?

 

[bridgeburner]

BS,

Nah, not ghetto enough.

"Shut up before I take my dick and slap the black off you."


-B

 

[wildsweetone]

I must be getting thicker skinned at last...

This story had no fucking sex.

My reply (normally never this brief):

it wasn't meant to

His reply:

fine I should have read it clearer
read my own stories in there

*insert emailer's name here*

BTW You a guy or girl?

Guess what I said?

 

[Svenskaflicka]

P.S. What abbriviations of your name do you accept? S'flicka? Svenska? 'Flicka? SF?

SF, Svenska, Flicka.

"Goddess" or "Your Grace", is fine, too.

 

[destinie21]

SF, Svenska, Flicka.

"Goddess" or "Your Grace", is fine, too.

How do you feel about Your Highness, Your Excellence, and Your Most Supreme Majesty

 

[Svenskaflicka]

A bit informal, but it will do. I'm such a people's person.