Feats Of Daring Do

[EJFan]

Feats Of Derring-Do

ok... in my ongoing quest to learn the most absurd things about all of us here at lit...

what's the most ridiculous thing you've ever said or done just because you thought if you said or did it, it'd get you laid?

edit to fix spelling mistake.

 

[Guest]

ok... in my ongoing quest to learn the most absurd things about all of us here at lit...

what's the most ridiculous thing you've ever said or done just because you thought if you said or did it, it'd get you laid?

I was alone at home, at my desk, and later got 'company'. I pulled down my drawers, started playing with myself in front of him sitting at my desk chair. I was teasing yet wanting. Ha! He unzipped his fly, starting jerking off, and said "I want you to sit on me". (I wanted oral). This went on for about 30 mins...yes, no, yes, no...back and forth. Finally, he darted down on his knees, and said, "I've got to taste you!" The teasing excited me, and after he started chowin' away, I came in 5 minutes. I sent him home with a hard on. Shame on me!



I could never do this today. <grins>

 

[rosco rathbone]

Derring-do, not "daring do".

 

[silverwhisper]

well, it's possible EJfan is going for artistic license, given the nature of the thread...

i must have had an unusually strong superego as a teen: i haven't done any wacky things to get sex.

ed

 

[Little Bird]

After about an hour of dirty jokes from her I asked: "Are you trying to get me to have sex with you?"

After a some seconds of silence she answerd:

"Hmmm...... yes, I do!"



Sadly she broke her leg, so we have to wait some more weeks till I visit her for some days, but what are some weeks after 21 years...

 

[EJFan]

Derring-do, not "daring do".

point taken. totally a spelling error on my part... i could claim artistic license but i won't pretend... i make mistakes too... now i'm done 'til next year.

 

[Quoll]

After about an hour of dirty jokes from her I asked: "Are you trying to get me to have sex with you?"

After a some seconds of silence she answerd:

"Hmmm...... yes, I do!"



Sadly she broke her leg, so we have to wait some more weeks till I visit her for some days, but what are some weeks after 21 years...

Speaking from experience, get yourself some fine grade sandpaper, these things can be worked around.

 

[Little Bird]

Hmm... I don't understand that, but mybe it is better that way...

 

[Quoll]

Hmm... I don't understand that, but mybe it is better that way...

It`s not as bad as it sounds, if you are trying to have sex when/if she is wearing a plaster cast, it can be done, but it can get very rough on your thighs, hence the sandpaper, always prepare in advance.

 

[Little Bird]

HAHAHAHA!!!

I think we can wait until it get off...

 

[DrStein]

It`s not as bad as it sounds, if you are trying to have sex when/if she is wearing a plaster cast, it can be done, but it can get very rough on your thighs, hence the sandpaper, always prepare in advance.

That's true. Some 200-grain sandpaper ought to give a cast a nice, smooth finish. Though you should probably buff it with 120-grain before you use 200-grain.

I would relate stories of my own but... I have none whatsoever.

 

[Quoll]

That's true. Some 200-grain sandpaper ought to give a cast a nice, smooth finish. Though you should probably buff it with 120-grain before you use 200-grain.

I would relate stories of my own but... I have none whatsoever.

When you are faced with an eight week wait you learn to improvise believe me.

 

[SweetErika]

It's not particularly ridiculous, and I KNEW it'd get me laid... On the spur of the moment, I grabbed a can of whipped cream out of the fridge, stripped, wrote "Lick Me" across my boobs, and snapped some pics. Then, the whipped cream started melting, and without anyone to help at the time, quickly turned into a big mess and fit of uncontrollable laughter. The pre-melt pics were emailed, followed by fulfillment of the request/order soon thereafter.

 

[EJFan]

It's not particularly ridiculous, and I KNEW it'd get me laid... On the spur of the moment, I grabbed a can of whipped cream out of the fridge, stripped, wrote "Lick Me" across my boobs, and snapped some pics. Then, the whipped cream started melting, and without anyone to help at the time, quickly turned into a big mess and fit of uncontrollable laughter. The pre-melt pics were emailed, followed by fulfillment of the request/order soon thereafter.

SWEET!

there's nothing quite like taunting a lover for hours before you can get together. i used to love it when either i or my SO would contact each other during the day and suggest what we'd be doing that evening. it makes the day drag but it sure does build excitement.

 

[Elizafairy]

I dont think its nice to lie or trick ppl.