FBI announces expanded Kavanaugh probe

[OldJourno]

WASHINGTON (AP) - The FBI is dramatically widening the scope of its investigation into Brett Kavanaugh thanks to new information provided by Christine Blasey Ford, the Associated Press has learned.
Ford, who has accused Supreme Court nominee Kavanaugh of attempted sexual assault decades ago when both were teens, has added new details to her previously incomplete account. While she cannot provide a year or a location, Ford has told investigators she is confident the attack, which left her fearing for her life, "probably occurred in a bedroom" in Bethesda, Maryland, no later than 1983.
Armed with that information, the FBI on Friday night started the process of filing for search warrants in all homes known to exist in the Washington bedroom community before 1985. Data was provided by assessor records.
"We're drawing in our forensic teams from all over the country," FBI spokesman Don Feinstein said. "If this Kavanaugh fellow left a clue, we'll find it. Hell, even if he didn't, we're going to nail his butt."

 

[schism666]

WASHINGTON (AP) - The FBI is dramatically widening the scope of its investigation into Brett Kavanaugh thanks to new information provided by Christine Blasey Ford, the Associated Press has learned.
Ford, who has accused Supreme Court nominee Kavanaugh of attempted sexual assault decades ago when both were teens, has added new details to her previously incomplete account. While she cannot provide a year or a location, Ford has told investigators she is confident the attack, which left her fearing for her life, "probably occurred in a bedroom" in Bethesda, Maryland, no later than 1983.
Armed with that information, the FBI on Friday night started the process of filing for search warrants in all homes known to exist in the Washington bedroom community before 1985. Data was provided by assessor records.
"We're drawing in our forensic teams from all over the country," FBI spokesman Don Feinstein said. "If this Kavanaugh fellow left a clue, we'll find it. Hell, even if he didn't, we're going to nail his butt."

cite?

 

[KeithD]

Trumpettes gotta lie.

 

[Carnal_Flower]

The Onion

cite?

 

[IrezumiKiss]

cite?

Trumpettes gotta lie.

This is just another one of Journey's sorta-kinda-sarcastic "joke" threads.

Lifted from somewhere he doesn't wanna source (Carnal said The Onion, which makes sense) so it reads "real" but he's definitely been doing these type of threads as reactive socio-political "humor" for a while now, against the backdrop of our current times whenever he feels he needs to make a statement.

Don't read too much into it and give ol' boy a SensibleChuckle® for the effort. Original conservative humor hasn't had any true bite since Dennis Miller jumped the shark.

https://i.imgur.com/vVkoPPU.gif

 

[KeithD]

Well, sure. No reason not to call the childish bastard on it, though.

 

[OldJourno]

I say major props to Christine Blasey Ford for the breakthrough memory. She may not recall anything else from that hellish experience, but when from the dark recesses one can come to grips with some bits of the nightmare, that's significant.
OK, it was in a bedroom. Next, perhaps she'll recall it was a windowpane-patterned comforter, the type so popular those days, that she was inebriated on. Perhaps she'll remember she was so drunk she was shitting her pants when some boy, a sixth-grader who had stolen some 'ludes from his parents, started pawing at her because he thought she was a cocker spaniel.
Yeah, it was a real nightmare but she's a trouper.

 

[IrezumiKiss]

Yeah, it was a real nightmare but she's a trouper.

TROOPER

https://78.media.tumblr.com/6c661b19e35a46c0c031c06276963499/tumblr_nhg9cf9GLr1s2wio8o1_500.gif

Guy. Doubling down on a failed joke ain't helping you. I know you wanna make this fetch but stop while you're two feet under instead of six.

Squanto is beggin' ya!

 

[KeithD]

I say major props to Christine Blasey Ford for the breakthrough memory. She may not recall anything else from that hellish experience, but when from the dark recesses one can come to grips with some bits of the nightmare, that's significant.
OK, it was in a bedroom. Next, perhaps she'll recall it was a windowpane-patterned comforter, the type so popular those days, that she was inebriated on. Perhaps she'll remember she was so drunk she was shitting her pants when some boy, a sixth-grader who had stolen some 'ludes from his parents, started pawing at her because he thought she was a cocker spaniel.
Yeah, it was a real nightmare but she's a trouper.

Maybe Kavanaugh will stop lying and crying like a baby in time for his FBI interview and polygraph. Grassley and friends (and the White House), quite justifiably, were handed their asses today. Wonder if Trump is regretting shitting on Flake yet.

 

[OldJourno]

TROOPER

https://78.media.tumblr.com/6c661b19e35a46c0c031c06276963499/tumblr_nhg9cf9GLr1s2wio8o1_500.gif

Guy. Doubling down on a failed joke ain't helping you. I know you wanna make this fetch but stop while you're two feet under instead of six.

Squanto is beggin' ya!

troup·er
ˈtro͞opər/
noun
noun: trouper; plural noun: troupers
an actor or other entertainer, typically one with long experience.
a reliable and uncomplaining person.

 

[IrezumiKiss]

troup·er
ˈtro͞opər/
noun
noun: trouper; plural noun: troupers
an actor or other entertainer, typically one with long experience.
a reliable and uncomplaining person.

That context does...noooooooot...help your case, buddy.

http://www.reactiongifs.com/r/tmimn.gif

 

[OldJourno]

OK, Zumi, I admit I was trolling for the two boobs who bit on the priests-NAMBLA gag from a couple of weeks ago. (Father Bruce Lispinsky gets taken seriously, even after talking about polishing peters?) But I figured there might be someone else out there who would leave at least half the worm on the hook before you set off the alarm.
I was right.

 

[OldJourno]

troop·er
ˈtro͞opər/
noun
noun: trooper; plural noun: troopers
1.
US
a state police officer.
US
a mounted police officer.
2.
a private soldier in a cavalry, armored, or airborne unit.

 

[runsilent]

I had a relative swear to me that when her husband died Jesus showed in the light thru the window and told her to go to Disney World. This is not satire. She repeated the story often and truly believed it. I suspect many of you know someone like that.

Her story has so many missing details I can't vote guilty on her word. I don't remember how or why I got there. How I left. How old I was.

If you want to reply to this please address how you would react to an accuser of you with that story.

 

[IrezumiKiss]

OK, Zumi, I admit I was trolling for the two boobs who bit on the priests-NAMBLA gag from a couple of weeks ago. (Father Bruce Lispinsky gets taken seriously, even after talking about polishing peters?) But I figured there might be someone else out there who would leave at least half the worm on the hook before you set off the alarm.
I was right.

Hey, I get whatcher trying to go for here, but you might be jumping the gun too soon.

I'd let this fish fry in the pan a lil' while longer before plating it out. You've got a week, there's no need to rush anything.

Plus, if you've ever had whole roasted branzino, you'd know the reference. You'd definitely send that back to the chef if it were ever rushed out and undercooked.

https://food.fnr.sndimg.com/content/dam/images/food/fullset/2014/6/11/1/FNM_070114-TTAH-Grilled-Branzino-with-Basil-Lime-and-Ginger-Recipe_s4x3.jpg.rend.hgtvcom.826.620.suffix/1402591018656.jpeg

dammit, now I want some branzino

 

[KeithD]

So, it was just another Trumpette exercise in an attempt at distraction and deflection. Got it.

 

[OldJourno]

So, it was just another Trumpette exercise in an attempt at distraction and deflection. Got it.

Were you distracted? Deflected? By a phony AP story?
Are you really that dense?
Zumi, this thread was a bigger success than I thought. KeithD joins nowisthetime and agliowhatever in my hallafame.

 

[KeithD]

Were you distracted? Deflected? By a phony AP story?
Are you really that dense?
Zumi, this thread was a bigger success than I thought. KeithD joins nowisthetime and agliowhatever in my hallafame.

I'm proud to join them in recognizing what a zero you are.

How about them Republicans on the Senate Judiciary committee. Really screwed the pooch, didn't they? Your pals. You're really backing losers, aren't you? Well, of course, being a loser yourself. Make up some more lies to post, fella. The truth isn't treating you too well, is it?

 

[IG_88]

Seriously you guys have zero sense of humor. Not recognizing it for satire is just insane. I mean a cursory read makes it plainly obvious that it's a joke.
Calling a guy a liar cuz of a joke is just...wow. Off the charts stupid.

 

[bellisarius]

^^^You have swerved into why comedians don't play colleges anymore.

 

[Que]

cite?

It says, "AP"

That would be the Associated Press.

...if it were real.

 

[jomar]

I had a relative swear to me that when her husband died Jesus showed in the light thru the window and told her to go to Disney World. This is not satire. She repeated the story often and truly believed it. I suspect many of you know someone like that.

Her story has so many missing details I can't vote guilty on her word. I don't remember how or why I got there. How I left. How old I was.

If you want to reply to this please address how you would react to an accuser of you with that story.

Do some research on what things sexual assault survivors recall and you’ll understand. They remember seemingly random odd things like curtains, wall color and sometimes not how they got home because they were so terrified/disoriented/in shock/traumatized/etc. She knew how old she was, btw.

 

[Saint Peter]

Time to tidy up the place if you live in Bethesda, MD and your house was built prior to 1985.

 

[Aglaopheme]

Were you distracted? Deflected? By a phony AP story?
Are you really that dense?
Zumi, this thread was a bigger success than I thought. KeithD joins nowisthetime and agliowhatever in my hallafame.

Hall of fame for calling your ridiculous posts ridiculous? That may have worked at one point in time, I doubt it, except for the fact that your ilk (you can take it, trooper) posts ridiculous crap all the time. Crap you and your troupe of dotage conspiracists think is the honest truth. ️

 

[lovecraft68]

Seriously you guys have zero sense of humor. Not recognizing it for satire is just insane. I mean a cursory read makes it plainly obvious that it's a joke.
Calling a guy a liar cuz of a joke is just...wow. Off the charts stupid.

Some people do not comprehend satire and sarcasm unless there is a wink emoji attached.

Besides, if its on the interwebz its gotta be true, right?