Favourite Fairy Tales - Modernized and Eroticized

[Tatewaki]

I've read a couple of threads recently about rewriting Cinderella. That got me to thinking about other Fairy Tales. I think that they could be a goldmine of story ideas, especially for erotic short fiction.

So, on that note, what are your favourite Fairy Tales, and why? How would you like to see them spiced up? And would you like to see them modernized, or not? Often the "Once upon a time" thing is half the charm, but the stories themselves are timeless and could be set anywhere, and in any period.

What say you?

-T

 

[Chicklet]

Hey there,

Rapunzel! I was thinking of a cool twist on Rapunzel the other day, where Rapunzel and the witch are lovers and the evil prince comes along and kidnaps Rapunzel and the witch has to go rescue her. I don't think I'll ever do it, as my fantasy..well...it sucks. But Rapunzel is an awesome fairy tale!

Howabout the brave little tailor? He's given three tasks by the king to save the kingdom, but I think we could find some better tasks than slaying giants.

Or, or...Sleeping Beauty! It was a fabulous idea, what Anne Rice did, waking Beauty up differently than with a kiss, but I think we could re-do it another way, too!

Chicklet

 

[kpennink]

Cinderella is an obvious one, but the more warped among us might prefer an erotic and comedic version of Snow White. Imagine the possibilities with all seven dwarves.

There was also one of the better "adult" films a while back, with their take on Alice in Wonderland. Catch it if you can.

As a final note, anyone going this route should bear in mind that Disney enforces their copyrighted characters and plots very vigorously. :`-( They've even sued day care centers that painted Mickey Mouse on the side. Personally, I would avoid using theirs altogether for this reason (unless I could slide under the radar as "satire), and opt for Mother Goose or some such that I believe is now in the public domain.

Good luck!

- Ken

 

[Tatewaki]

Cinderella is an obvious one, but the more warped among us might prefer an erotic and comedic version of Snow White. Imagine the possibilities with all seven dwarves.

There was also one of the better "adult" films a while back, with their take on Alice in Wonderland. Catch it if you can.

As a final note, anyone going this route should bear in mind that Disney enforces their copyrighted characters and plots very vigorously. :`-( They've even sued day care centers that painted Mickey Mouse on the side. Personally, I would avoid using theirs altogether for this reason (unless I could slide under the radar as "satire), and opt for Mother Goose or some such that I believe is now in the public domain.

Good luck!

- Ken

I always prefer to rifle through the original sources as much as I can. They are more interesing than the sanitized modern versions anyway. My preferred Cinderella story doesn't feature talking dimwitted mice or a cherubic Fairy Godmother, let me tell you! Ditto for Beauty and the Beast. Disney does what they do extremely well, but once they place their stamp on something, it truly is their story. The Hunchback of Notre Dame made me shudder.

I guess fishing for story ideas is better in the deeper waters. I consider Disneyland to be the shoals.

Cheers!

-T

 

[kpennink]

. . . I guess fishing for story ideas is better in the deeper waters. I consider Disneyland to be the shoals.

Hmmm . . . I'll refrain from telling our three year-old that. Seriously, I tend to agree, although I do like some of the music. Disney's Jungle Book gets a lot of play here for that reason.

At the risk of going WAY off subject, the little guy's all-time favorite movie is Rocky Horror -- he does a pretty fair Tim Curry impression. We've actually had to severely limit his viewing of that laser disc, else we'd probably get locked up eventually. Just imagine some of the lines he could blurt out at the mall to turn mommy a beautiful shade of crimson!

- Ken

 

[Tatewaki]

Hmmm . . . I'll refrain from telling our three year-old that. Seriously, I tend to agree, although I do like some of the music. Disney's Jungle Book gets a lot of play here for that reason.

- Ken

Oh, don't get me wrong! I have seen every Disney animation that has come out at least once. I love animation, and they are definitely a treat to watch. I grew up with them, and love them. Just that when you read Hans Christian Andersen's tragic Little Mermaid, then compare it to Disney’s super-saccarined version with all that "Down by the Sea" stuff going on, well, you gotta ask yourself why did they hijack a classic and butcher it. By all means make a tale about a mermaid leaving the sea to pursue her love interest if you wish, but call it something else.

You know, until this very moment I never thought of rereading H.C. Andersen. I think I know what I'll be doing tonight!

-T

 

[kpennink]

Great, Tatewaki, I'm here trying to read the BB and pay bills at the same time, and now you've got my mind spinning in a whole different direction. If I WERE going to violate someone's copyright in a most unusual way, it would have to be those kiddie shows that I listen to constantly around the house. Some aren't bad, even if Bert and Ernie do seem to have an "unusual" alternative relationship.

Still, it would be much more fun to go after the ones where the characters get really annoying. For example, Mr. Noodles in "Elmo's World," or Steve on "Blue's Clues." Really, any of the ones where it's agreed that the person would never dare putting the part on their resume.

So, since this is "Story Ideas," how about the sorts of "clues" Blue's evil brother or sister might leave for Steve to follow. Hmmm, Steve, why don't you write down enormous dildo, lube, and Preparation H in your notebook, and see if you can figure out those clues. Sigh.

By the way, sorry if you're not familiar with the above. But the opportunity for me to rant was quite therapeutic.

- Ken

 

[kpennink]

You know, until this very moment I never thought of rereading H.C. Andersen. I think I know what I'll be doing tonight!

Well, the Ugly Duckling would have definite erotic possibilities (hint, hint)!

- Ken

 

[MsLinnet]

snow white

this i think is doing the xxx vidio stores i think its Snow White and the seven dwafs (the True Story)
worth a look so i am told

 

[Chicklet]

Jack might go up the beanstock and find something other than a flesh eating giant. Or maybe the giant's wife could be VERY hospitable...course, she's a giant...but then, a Giant can just be someone a little taller than the norm. I dunno, I just like fairy tales. Princess and the Pea could get nasty, or what about the frog prince?

Chicklet

 

[Tatewaki]

Well, the Ugly Duckling would have definite erotic possibilities (hint, hint)!

- Ken

That's not a bad idea at all ... Especially in the land of liposuction, orthodontics, and plastic surgery. She wouldn't have to blossom, she could be created.

Kind of like Cher, but good looking.

Do you think Shelley's Frankenstein counts as a Fairy Tale?

-T

 

[Tatewaki]

Jack might go up the beanstock and find something other than a flesh eating giant. Or maybe the giant's wife could be VERY hospitable...course, she's a giant...but then, a Giant can just be someone a little taller than the norm. I dunno, I just like fairy tales. Princess and the Pea could get nasty, or what about the frog prince?

Chicklet

I like all of those, but have never heard of the Frog Prince. What is the story behind that one?

-T

 

[MsLinnet]

I like all of those, but have never heard of the Frog Prince. What is the story behind that one?

-T

i think it girl walking down to stream sees a frog kisses it and it turns into a randy prince and fucks her ass for ever and ever

 

[Chicklet]

Once upon a time there was a prince who pissed of a witch so she turned him in to a frog. The spell would only be broken when a princess kissed him. So there's this uppity little bitch of a princess who has this little golden ball she's playing with, and she accidentally loses it down a well. The frog pops up and says "hey, I'll get your ball if you promise to take me inside the castle and let me sit next to you at dinner, sleep in your bed, and then you kiss me at the end of the day." the distraught princess agrees and the frog goes down to get the ball, but then the princess runs away without fulfilling her promise. The frog is irked, and follows her in to the castle, making a huge scene. He insists on following her to dinner, and her parents freak, and then he goes back in to her room and yada yada she kisses him and he turns in to a handsome prince and for some reason marries her even though she's evil. Probably because after he's spent the night in her room, her reputation is ruined and the king, her father, insists. I think that that's the basic story, I can't remember details at the moment, but it's one of my old favorites.

Chicklet

 

[Tatewaki]

Once upon a time there was a prince who pissed of a witch so she turned him in to a frog. <SNIP!> I can't remember details at the moment, but it's one of my old favorites. Chicklet

Thanks. I looked it up and found the two original sources for the tale, "The Frog King" by the Grimms, and "The Frog Prince," by the same. When it was translated by Edgar Taylor into English he mixed up the two tales and gave it the beginning of the first, and the end of the second. Both have a LOT of erotic possibilities. Thanks for the heads up.

-T

 

[Tatewaki]

i think it girl walking down to stream sees a frog kisses it and it turns into a randy prince and fucks her ass for ever and ever

That's it! Thanks for the info.

-T

 

[Chicklet]

If you finish one of these erotic fairy tales let me know, I'd love to read it.

 

[Tatewaki]

If you finish one of these erotic fairy tales let me know, I'd love to read it.

It's a promise.

-T

 

[kpennink]

Re: snow white

Snow White and the seven dwafs (the True Story)
worth a look so i am told

I'm not familar with the film, but there is a computer virus that's been circulating for quite a while with a subject of "Snow White and the Seven Dwarves (the true story)." It's an e-mail you definitely do not want to open.

By the way, even if you have anti-virus software to shield you, only the first few lines of the "story" are there, anyway. Geez, you would think if someone were going to infect your PC, they could at least give you an amusing story to read before having to reinstall Windows!

- Ken

 

[Guest]

I've thought about writing a Cinderella story and an Alice in Wonderland, and, though not quite faireytail ("e" in there on purpose if you're wondering...) I have been working on my take of the Garden of Eden. (I'm gonna burn for that one! lol)

 

[Tatewaki]

I have been working on my take of the Garden of Eden. (I'm gonna burn for that one! lol)

I'm still waiting for you to finish that one. Don't forget to let me know when it goes up. Assuming, of course, that you decide to post it here ...

I finished my 'In the Garden of Eve' some time ago. You can find it by clicking om the WWW button below my post. Check it out if you're interested. I'd be interested to her how my Eve compares to your Eva.

-T

 

[Guest]

I know, I know! If ever I get off my lazy ass and load MS Word, I may have something here. lol (In case I never mentioned this LONG ago...) This story stemmed from a SRP between an ex b/f and I here. So, pretty much the story is in my head, I just need to add detail and get it to "paper". (After all, I think many times over there detail is lost... Sure, the RPs are stories, but with many authors posting together I do think some detail is lost.)

I could prolly mail you what I have now so you can see where I'm trying to go with this. (It really doesn't have Adam in it...unless I write him in, and Eva is almost like Cinderella in a small way. lol )

 

[Tatewaki]

I could prolly mail you what I have now so you can see where I'm trying to go with this. (It really doesn't have Adam in it...unless I write him in, and Eva is almost like Cinderella in a small way. lol )

I'll be good and wait for the story to be finished. It will mean more to me that way.

I hope you find your muse soon!

-T

 

[Guest]

Thanks!

 

[Chicklet]

According to the Catholics we're all going to burn anyways, so we might as well read and write all the garden of eden stories we like.

Chicklet