Favorite T-shirts

[thebullet]

Best tee shirt seen at the March on Washington yesterday:

What's Bush without Cheyney?

Just another dickless moron

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Which reminds me of my favorite bathroom wall graffiti back in 1969:
It said merely:

Pat Sucks Dick

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[rgraham666]

Somebody around here has one that says "I See Dumb People".

 

[Boota]

I like this one.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v666/Boota/VirginMary.jpg

 

[cloudy]

http://www.tshirthell.com/shirts/products/a439/a439.gif

 

[Violette]

http://www.tshirthell.com/shirts/products/a439/a439.gif

Ooooh! I LIKE that one!!!

I saw one just yesterday: "Dick & Rod Taxidermy - Stuffing Beavers for over 30 Years!"

 

[OhMissScarlett]

I have two longtime faves. One says "Field Hockey: Chicks With Sticks" and the other says "Tell your boyfriend to call me."

 

[impressive]

The one I'm wearing right now says: Feisty and Non-Compliant.

 

[Guest]

I saw this on a Bumper Sticker.

If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around to see it, do the other trees make fun of it?

 

[Liar]

I saw this one on town the other day:

It only seems perveted the first time.

Me likey.

 

[mlady_france]

I saw this one on town the other day:

It only seems perveted the first time.

Me likey.

We have a sign in my shop that says:

It's only kinky the first time....

After that it's just fun.

In caligraphy hanging above our "medieval marrital aids"

 

[thebullet]

You can't be first, but you can be next!

 

[R. Richard]

Down at the mall:

"Tell your boyfriend thanks."

 

[impressive]

My son has some wonderful ones, all from www.thenthdegree.com

For example: Your attitude just might be my biggest barrier.

 

[togitc]

I like:
I'm scarier without a costume.

 

[SeaCat]

I just ordered two for my wife.

Chocolate, Catnip for women.

Sex, it's not just for kids

Cat

 

[cheerful_deviant]

I have this on my mousepad at work:

http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2005-4/1002248/goog_lg.gif

 

[Liar]

The singing aardvarks in my head
told me to wear this t-shirt

 

[shannon_est]

Saw a black kid in Golden Corral one day, he was probably 13 or 14 or so, wearing a pink T-shirt that said "This is your sister's T-shirt."

 

[yui]

Hermits Unite!

 

[DrFreud]

A t-shirt with "1-800" written on it.

 

[entitled]

Hermits Unite!

on the same note as this one Dylsexics Untie

 

[SonOfAGhost]

USA out of North America!

 

[thebullet]

I bought this teeshirt for my wife:

FRONT: Who needs tits?
BACK: With an Ass Like This?

 

[arienette]

http://www.tshirthell.com/shirts/products/a439/a439.gif

tshirthell is awesome!

http://www.tshirthell.com/shirts/products/a469/a469.gif

 

[thebullet]

I just remembered my all time favorite teeshirt.

I was driving up the East Coast, returning from my in-laws' funeral (yes, two at once). We were totally bummed out and feeling awful.

Stopped at a traffic light, a Harley Davidson pulled up next to us. On the back of the biker's teeshirt it said:

If you can read this, the bitch fell off