Favorite Racy Limerick

[Heathershorny]

A randy young lady name Lil,
used a dynamite stick for a thrill.
They found her vagina in South Carolina,
and bits of her tits in Brazil.

 

[M's girl]

That is sooo funny!
Am afraid I can't contribute here...

 

[MagicFingers]

That was a nice limerick

I like them. Here's one I wrote:

There once was a lady from Troon
Who couldn't get off before noon
But when her young lover
Proceeded to stuff her
She came in a swoon until June

 

[fr34k_n45ty]

haha those are pretty funny... wish i could write like that.

 

[Pyro Paul]

there once was a man from nantuket.
who had a dick so long he could suck it,
he said with a grin, wipping the cum from his chin.
'if i could reach my ear, id fuck it.'

 

[NaughtyLil1]

A randy young lady name Lil,
used a dynamite stick for a thrill.
They found her vagina in South Carolina,
and bits of her tits in Brazil.

ouch!

 

[andymooo]

Okay it's not a limerick but you can't beat a bit of spike milligan

Donald went about the town
sometimes with his trousers up
and some times with them down
and when they were up they were up
and when they were down they were down
and when they were only half-way up...

he was arrested for indecent exposure

 

[carrie-on]

There once was a woman named Sharkey
Who had an affair with a darkie
The result of her sins
Was quadruplets,not twins
one black,one white and two khaki

 

[Biosthis]

First Reply

There once was a man from mass
Whos balls were made of brass
In stormy weather they clanged together
And sparks flew from his ass

 

[fr34k_n45ty]

hahaha