Favorite Quote Out of Context

[Yarglenurp]

I realize that, even in-context, a lot of the quotes you could extract from Lit stories are ridiculous. But sometimes, I see a line that is just so perfectly wrong out of context that I wish I could highlight it for the world to see. Here's a true gem that made me laugh out loud:

"Could I really hire a black man to work in our house knowing the possibilities of what might transpire?"