Favorite One Liners and a joke...

[riff]

1. Why can't Jesus eat M&Ms? They fall through the holes in his hands.

2. What do you call a Jewish homosexual? A He-blew.

3. This senior citizen couple gets married. On their wedding night in the honeymoon suite, the groom is undressing his bride.
"Be gentle with me," she softly says, "I have acute angina."
"Baby, I hope so," replies the groom, "'cause these titties look like shit.... "


Yes, I know... I am going to hell.

 

[Juliangel]

Upon arriving at the hotel on their honeymoon the groom removes his pants and tosses them to his new bride. "Put those on" he says.

"I cannot wear your pants" she says.

"That's right you can't I waer the pants in this family, what I say goes" he says.

Well she looks at him and begins undressing and tosses him her panties "Put those on" she says.

"What the hell do you mean?" he asks "I cannot get into your panties!"

Smuggly she looks at him and says "That's right and until your attitude changes you are not going to!"