Favorite Nasty Remarks

[Guest]

Here's one that will stay with me for quite a time, it was heard said by a very harried waitress to a very rude demanding customer in my favorite watering hole;

Customer: Miss. I need a drink !
Waitress: Sir, I wouldn't piss salt water into your mouth if your tounge had spontaneously combusted and the flames were threateing your shitty toupe.

 

[Guest]

Do you need to be re-assimulated?

 

[YourSweetOne]

Damn wish I could come up with such great remarks so fast. Mines usually a kiss mine or something of the sort flowered with a bunch of profanity. As long as I get to scream and swear at them tho I usually feel better.

 

[glamorilla]

earlier this evening i told someone if he really wanted to torture me he should start singing.

 

[Rambling Rose]

Here's one that will stay with me for quite a time, it was heard said by a very harried waitress to a very rude demanding customer in my favorite watering hole;

Customer: Miss. I need a drink !
Waitress: Sir, I wouldn't piss salt water into your mouth if your tounge had spontaneously combusted and the flames were threatening your shitty toupe.

Do you think he left her a tip? Do you think she let him leave with one? Sounds like a ballbuster to me. I wish I'd said it first!

 

[Guest]

One I hold in reserve

I keep this one in the chamber should it ever needed;

Not only would I not fuck you in the ass, I'd not waste the money for the barbed wire and broken glass condom I would buy for the occasion.

 

[Guest]

Damn wish I could come up with such great remarks so fast. Mines usually a kiss mine or something of the sort flowered with a bunch of profanity. As long as I get to scream and swear at them tho I usually feel better.

I don't need to scream. I just like to cut 'em to the quick. Easier on the soul.

 

[Backyard sweaty]

Fallen5of7:
Not only would I not fuck you in the ass, I'd not waste the money for the barbed wire and broken glass condom I would buy for the occasion.

Ouch!!