Favorite movie quotes

[Bob_Bytchin]

What are some of your favorite quotes from movies? Give us the quote, who said it (character or actor), and which movie it is from (in case we don't know.)

One of mine is:

"I wouldn't shit you, you're my favorite turd." - Joker in Full Metal Jacket

 

[april-wine]

Hate is baggage. Life's too short to be pissed off all the time. It's just not worth it.

Danny American History X

 

[Dietrich K.]

"I'm here to chew bubble gum and kick ass and I'm fresh out of bubble gum."

- Roddy Piper in "They're Here"

 

[RosevilleCAguy]

See my sig line. Its from the movie, "Mad Max"

The character is the "Toecutter".

 

[perks]

"Try? There is no try. Losers try. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen." <something like that anyway> Sean Connery, The ROCK.

 

[Bob_Bytchin]

"Get busy living...or get busy dying. That's god-damn right." - Red in The Shawshank Redemption

 

[Rambling Rose]

"Vould you like to roll in ze hay? It's fun! Roll-roll-roll in ze hay!" - Young Frankenstein

A highly quotable flick. Look for more by me later.

 

[Dietrich K.]

I use this one all the time in regular speech - from "Fight Club" -

"I am Joe's total lack of surprise."

 

[lilminx]

"Well, my nuts went halfway up my ass, but other than that, I'm perfect!" - Gary, Weird Science

 

[Bob_Bytchin]

"Don't call me stupid" Otto in A Fish Called Wanda

 

[Rubyfruit]

"Me too!" ~ Almost Famous

 

[Bob_Bytchin]

"This is my microphone, and this is my back-up mic! They don’t like no feedback!” - Joe Dirt

 

[Thrillhouse]

I use this one all the time in regular speech - from "Fight Club" -

"I am Joe's total lack of surprise."

Isn't it Jack, not Joe?

I always liked this, from "Raising Arizona:"

"Do these balloons blow up into any funny shapes?"
"No sir, not unless round is funny."

 

[Linedrive]

"Oh wait...don't take those. I almost gave you the wrong shit."

Cheech to Chong shortly after he ingested multiple hits of acid

 

[caligula]

In the good ol' days when you bought a senator, the son-of-a-bitch stayed bought! "Used Cars", 70's classic comedy.

 

[iwmggw]

"Say hello to my little friend"-Al Pacino in Scarface.

 

[Bob_Bytchin]

"Badges? We don't need no stinking badges." - Mexican outlaw in Blazing Saddles

 

[Bogey77]

"I'll make him an offer he can't refuse." --Don Corleone, The Godfather

 

[RosevilleCAguy]

"Round up the usual suspects"

Louie, from "Casablanca"

 

[RosevilleCAguy]

I'm gonna kill those fargin' iceholes"

Moroni, from "Johnny Dangerously"

 

[sunstruck]

Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster at your side, kid.

Hans Solo - Star Wars

 

[someplace]

 

[SilvaTungDevil]

"Alright, you primitive screwheads, listen up: THIS... is my BOOM STICK!"

 

[Bob_Bytchin]

"Back off man, I'm a scientist" - Dr Venkman in Ghostbusters

 

[JerseyBoy]

Repo man is always intense...