Favorite Movie Lines

[Thane1234]

What are yours?

One of my all time favorites is from Bull Durham:

http://www.moviewavs.com/php/sounds...l_Durham&quote=ibelieve.txt&file=ibelieve.wav

 

[malinborn]

Jayne Cobb: "She is startin' to damage my calm." - Serenity

 

[bholderman]

[During a proctological exam]
Fletch: You using the whole fist, Doc?

 

[subkitty72]

The Lake Show!

love love love Fletch:

My name is John Cockcockstoastin'

I'm Peter Lemonjello.

 

[Chris_Xavier]

What are yours?

One of my all time favorites is from Bull Durham:

http://www.moviewavs.com/php/sounds...l_Durham&quote=ibelieve.txt&file=ibelieve.wav

Excellent choice.. but it needs to have the "oh my" afterwards..

 

[ShyGuy68]

One of my favorites is in my sig line.

Another one is this:

May those who love us, love us. And those who don't love us - may God turn their hearts. And if He cannot turn their hearts, may he turn their ankles, so that we may know them by their limping.

 

[subkitty72]

One of my favorites is in my sig line.

Another one is this:

May those who love us, love us. And those who don't love us - may God turn their hearts. And if He cannot turn their hearts, may he turn their ankles, so that we may know them by their limping.

What movie is that from in your sig line? Sounds like it's very funny.

 

[ShyGuy68]

What movie is that from in your sig line? Sounds like it's very funny.

It's from the movie Serenity

 

[Chris_Xavier]

Tombstone


I'm your huckleberry

And right after the skit about Faust and the Devil Doc says "Very informative"

Val Kilmer had the best lines in that movie.

 

[bholderman]

Given to us by my own dear govenor:

Mongol General: Wrong! Conan! What is best in life?
Conan: To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of the women.

 

[bholderman]

This isnt a movie, rather a BBC version of Friends called Coupling:

"Do you know what arses are Patrick? Arses are the human races' favourite thing. We like them on each other. We like them on magazine covers. We even like them on babies. When we're alone we like to scratch them. When there's a fire, we like to warm them and who among us hasn't, in a lonely moment, reached back for a discreet fondle? We love our arses. When God gave us our arses he had to stick them around the back just so that we wouldn't sit and stare at them all day. 'Cos when God made the arse he didn't say, 'hey it's not your basic hinge, lets knock off early.' He said, 'behold ye angels I have created the arse. Throughout the ages to come, man and woman shall grab hold of these and shout my name.'

 

[ShyGuy68]

This isnt a movie, rather a BBC version of Friends called Coupling:

"Do you know what arses are Patrick? Arses are the human races' favourite thing. We like them on each other. We like them on magazine covers. We even like them on babies. When we're alone we like to scratch them. When there's a fire, we like to warm them and who among us hasn't, in a lonely moment, reached back for a discreet fondle? We love our arses. When God gave us our arses he had to stick them around the back just so that we wouldn't sit and stare at them all day. 'Cos when God made the arse he didn't say, 'hey it's not your basic hinge, lets knock off early.' He said, 'behold ye angels I have created the arse. Throughout the ages to come, man and woman shall grab hold of these and shout my name.'

Coupling is such a great show!! Check out this thread for several links to youtube to great clips from it, like the We are Men monologue

 

[bholderman]

Shyguy,

Thanks, I never thought of looking for Coupling on youtube...

 

[Thane1234]

Not from a movie but it is the central theme to the movie Mindwalk (1990):

"We cannot live for ourselves alone. Our lives are connected by a thousand invisible threads, and along these sympathetic fibers, our actions run as causes and return to us as results" - Herman Melville.

Those who know me would recognize this as a central theme to which I often return.

 

[doveofserenity]

Would have to be "Frankly My Dear, I Don't Give A Damn", by Clark Gable.

And i think most know where that comes from. Gone With The Wind, my all time favorite movie.

 

[HB1965]

I have way too many to even start. LOL

 

[bholderman]

Um, start...

 

[HB1965]

Um, start...

Do you want me to pretty much quote the entire script of Young Frankenstein

 

[bholderman]

What hump?

 

[HB1965]

What hump?

LOL

Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: Igor, would you mind telling me whose brain I did put in?
Igor: And you won't be angry?
Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: I will NOT be angry.
Igor: Abby someone.
Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: Abby someone. Abby who?
Igor: Abby Normal.
Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: Abby Normal?
Igor: I'm almost sure that was the name.
Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: Are you saying that I put an abnormal brain into a seven and a half foot long, fifty-four inch wide GORILLA?
[shakes and grabs him]
Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: IS THAT WHAT YOU'RE TELLING ME?

 

[vffan]

We have a blind date with destiny and it looks like she's ordered the lobster.

 

[bholderman]

"But we Romans are rich. We've got a lot of gods. We've got a god for everything. The only thing we don't have a god for is premature ejaculation... but I hear that's coming quickly."

 

[vffan]

Alliteration is corny in these situations.

 

[HB1965]

This is from the movie Secretary


"In one way or another I've always suffered. I didn't know why exactly. But I do know that I'm not so scared of suffering now. I feel more than I've ever felt and I've found someone to feel with. To play with. To love in a way that feels right for me. I hope he knows that I can see that he suffers too. And that I want to love him. "

 

[saw_man1]

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