Favorite Holiday Past Time

[knightshadow]

New to Lit, I thought I would throw this poll out. Hopefully, this will let everyone know just what everyone else would like for the holidays.

 

[Nora]

Ok, first Lit rule regarding polls. Always include an "other" category.

My answer? Other:

Bell-Ringer Baiting. It's fun for the whole family!

 

[Vinny]

Welcome

Good pole

I voted under the mistletoe with my favorite lit member since I am a romantic

 

[His_kitty]

Out of the choices, I picked All I want for Christmas is two Lit members.

Now I wonder if they'll figure out who I'm talking about.




Btw welcome to the board, knightshadow.

 

[Nora]

*wondering how Vinny knows about new guy's pole*

 

[Vinny]

Well I figured if he is looking at your AV like I am then he is propably as hard as I am

 

[Nora]

Well I figured if he is looking at your AV like I am then he is propably as hard as I am

oh my!

 

[knightshadow]

*wondering how Vinny knows about new guy's pole*

You know that would have been a good one too:

Being at the North Pole, or riding Mr. North's pole?

and I'm wondering about Vinny knowing about my pole too!

 

[bluespoke]

Using the garden hose on Carol Singers that come to the house on the 7th of December!

 

[someplace]

I'm in a mood....

Lay me in the sleigh, please!

 

[knightshadow]

Re: I'm in a mood....

Lay me in the sleigh, please!

Hey, anyone have a sleigh? I'll pay big bucks for it.

 

[bluespoke]

Sleigh!

Virgin Sleigh (almost!)

Get your sleighs here!

 

[Nora]

Using the garden hose on Carol Singers that come to the house on the 7th of December!

Frozen waterballoon dodgeball is another fun game to play with carollers.

You'd think they'd know to skip my house by now. Morons.

 

[bluespoke]

Frozen waterballoon dodgeball is another fun game to play with carollers.

You'd think they'd know to skip my house by now. Morons.

Ouch!


There's a big red X on our house, can't think why!

 

[EarthWind]

I want what every woman wants for christmas...


well maybe not every woman.. I know I do...

I'd luv to have 12 cocks all adorned with red bows presented to me christmas morning.. oh.. imagine the fun I could have...


*wicked evil grin*



but I would settle for just one kiss from ............

 

[knightshadow]

Wait,

I have another one:

Having Nora sit on your lap and tell you what she wants for Christmas.

 

[Nora]

Ouch!


There's a big red X on our house, can't think why!

See, I always figured the whole painting the doorstops with lamb's blood (ok, ok...it's just a mezuzah, but still.) thing would tip 'em off.

 

[bluespoke]

See, I always figured the whole painting the doorstops with lamb's blood (ok, ok...it's just a mezuzah, but still.) thing would tip 'em off.

Doorstop nothing. It's the whole side of the house!


(if I've told me once, I've told me a million times about exaggerating!)

 

[Nora]

Doorstop nothing. It's the whole side of the house!


(if I've told me once, I've told me a million times about exaggerating!)

heheheh! My hubby's awful though. He won't let me be mean to them. Bastard.

 

[bluespoke]

heheheh! My hubby's awful though. He won't let me be mean to them. Bastard.

You should meet my wife, she slams the door in their faces!

Poor little kiddies.

 

[Nora]

You should meet my wife, she slams the door in their faces!

Poor little kiddies.

Uhh....hubby? Is that you?

 

[bluespoke]

Uhh....hubby? Is that you?

Naah, I'm just the coward who is nice to the little sods!

 

[someplace]

At least you don't do what a certain blues guitarist around here does.......Answers the door naked!




(and THAT usually sends them running and screaming! )

 

[bluespoke]

At least you don't do what a certain blues guitarist around here does.......Answers the door naked!




(and THAT usually sends them running and screaming! )

Three cheers for Bluesboy!

That's the way to do it!

 

[knightshadow]

At least you don't do what a certain blues guitarist around here does.......Answers the door naked!




(and THAT usually sends them running and screaming! )

Seems one would be worried of slamming loose hanging objects in a closing door.