Favorite fictitious car parts (stupid thread part 4)

[Guest]

Mine has to be the Johnson Rod.

Named after Dirk Johnson in 1945 when, due to the steel shortage of WWII, used hus cock as a template to forge a replacement part whose name will forever be in our minds and hearts.

What's your favorite?

 

[bad kitty]

The Hydrozilator

Oh and I do so love car ignorant people. My dad had someone come into the shop once and ask for the air to be changed in all 4 tires.... they were serious.

 

[Ladyhawke]

We once told my sister that she need to check her blinker fluid and muffler bearings. She totally believed us

 

[glamorilla]

the bat~accelerator!

 

[islandman]

You mean, a flux capacitor doesn't come standard on all 2003 models?

 

[pabloback]

You mean, a flux capacitor doesn't come standard on all 2003 models?

nor unless you modify the warp coils



outatime

 

[Guest]

Then there's the turn signal fluid. Gotta change that every 2000 turns.

 

[Captain Howdy]

We once told my sister that she need to check her blinker fluid and muffler bearings. She totally believed us

those muffler bearings can only be lubed with that high dollar muffler grease ya know.

 

[pabloback]

those muffler bearings can only be lubed with that high dollar muffler grease ya know.

mineral or synthetic muffler grease?

 

[morninggirl5]

I had my oil changed at one of the fast oil change places one time and the "attendant" tried to convince me that i needed a new fuel filter. The old one was rusting into the frame of my car.

I considered asking him to check the carburetor and clutch since he was so concerned with being thorough.

 

[The Heretic]

those muffler bearings can only be lubed with that high dollar muffler grease ya know.

They don't need to be lubed if you buy chrome muffler bearings to start with.

In the military, we once sent a guy down to the beach to find 100 feet of shore line we had left there. He came back several times saying he couldn't find it, and each time we sent him back to look for it until somebody took pity on him.

A popular one in the Air Force is to send somebody to supply to get a large can of prop wash.

 

[pabloback]

A popular one in the Air Force is to send somebody to supply to get a large can of prop wash.

most places use the powder stuff now that you dilute

 

[Captain Howdy]

They don't need to be lubed if you buy chrome muffler bearings to start with.

In the military, we once sent a guy down to the beach to find 100 feet of shore line we had left there. He came back several times saying he couldn't find it, and each time we sent him back to look for it until somebody took pity on him.

A popular one in the Air Force is to send somebody to supply to get a large can of prop wash.

i do pipeline construction, an we love sending a new guy to the trailer for the pipe stretcher.