Favorite Feedback

[Guest]

I had posted this before in another thread.

It is feedback for Rideme Cowgirl's story Anal Sex is for Buttholes.

Another boring night at the pc looking for something more than the standard lick
and suck stories and posed pics.
I was resigned to inflating my vinyl companion and warming the vat of custard
when i spotted your story.
Tears of laughter and sympathy ran down my naked torso onto the Gerbils` fur
causing shortness of breath,thus causing Vinyl Vicky to be used with wrinkles
and folds.
No matter, she served me well as usual.
You have a rare talent,excersise it more often please.
Your fan,Stu.

I still laugh hard when I read it.

 

[impressive]

I had posted this before in another thread.

It is feedback for Rideme Cowgirl's story Anal Sex is for Buttholes.

Another boring night at the pc looking for something more than the standard lick
and suck stories and posed pics.
I was resigned to inflating my vinyl companion and warming the vat of custard
when i spotted your story.
Tears of laughter and sympathy ran down my naked torso onto the Gerbils` fur
causing shortness of breath,thus causing Vinyl Vicky to be used with wrinkles
and folds.
No matter, she served me well as usual.
You have a rare talent,excersise it more often please.
Your fan,Stu.

I still laugh hard when I read it.

I thought gerbils and blow up fuck dolls were incompatible.

 

[Guest]

I thought gerbils and blow up fuck dolls were incompatible.

So did I. That's why I laugh.

 

[cheerful_deviant]

I thought gerbils and blow up fuck dolls were incompatible.

You have to get the special toothless gerbils so they don't pop Vicki by nibbling on her.

 

[impressive]

You have to get the special toothless gerbils so they don't pop Vicki by nibbling on her.

Ahhhhhhhhhh. Now I see. Thanks.

 

[thebullet]

Who doesn't get emails from "Hopeless Romantic"? The guy is obsessed with pregnancy and is basically a weirdo. Every email I've gotten from him has given me the willies.

To my everlasting shame, I got one of his 'now she should get pregnant' feedbacks one time and actually took his advice. And it opened up a whole new line of thought for me that allowed me to have my doggone story grow by another dozen chapters. I should be flogged.

I wrote a non-consent story called "My Rapist". I got lots of feedback, the majority from women. About 1/3rd of the women said that no woman has a rape fantasy (which is what my story was about) and I should stick to writing stories about men. The other 2/3rds of female responses said I had hit their fantasy right on the head and how did I know the female mind so intimately? But my favorite response threatened to take me to court and cut my balls off for writing such pornagraphic trash. The writer implied that she knew where I lived.

And sometimes you just get well written Roger Ebert style criticism that elevates your opinion about your readership. Here is one such note that I got:

That was a gay ass story....u suck as a writer! my cock didnt even get hard after reading it.! shame

 

[doormouse]

Sheesh... didn't you know you have to get their cock hard?


LOL, j/k, but that is what seems to generate the negativity.

They come here for a wank. They don't appreciate perfect grammar or flawless spelling.

My fave feedback came from my Mum, who was so proud of my M.I.K.E. story, she copied it and sent it to eveyone in the family (and that's a LOT of paper!!!! I'm from a HUGE family).

That kind of feedback makes up for all the bad ones.

 

[minsue]

I've only gotten one PC of the eye-rolling genre, but it was from juan so it made my day. I'm grinning all over again, actually.

man you need to do better then this
03/27/04 by juanjsojr in USA
this is not poetry you need to doi alot better then this

 

[Vincent E]

I just got a wonderful feedback this morning


"You are sick fuck. Women and women is wrong and you are just sick fuck in head. Put a real man in your story or you will go to hell. Sick fuck. Fuck you." - Annomous


It was just so beautiful, it brought a tear to my eye.

I think I'll submit it in the poetry section.


Anybody else got a favorite they want to share?

One has to wonder if this double-digit IQ knew that he was visiting a dirty story website in the first place.

Let's see, Literotica.com Reader's Digest.

Yup, I can see the confusion.

Actually that original post is a fucking hoot it you read it trying to sound like Apoo from the Simpsons.

 

[cantdog]

I was thrilled to hear I sounded like a woman. I do actually write to a mental audience which is female, and try to make my stuff appeal to a woman.

About the submission: Sport Fuckin'
This feedback was sent by: <edit>


Comments:


Like the style. It didn't sound fictional though, which made it seem not so erotic.


You are a woman, right? Go deeper -- with your heart.



S.


The feedbacker was dead on, too. I have so much fun sriting this jazz that I dissociate from my heart. Gut, head, and gonads, yes; heart, very rarely. Insightful criticism and thinking I'm a woman all in the same feedback. Wow.

 

[doormouse]

Re: Re: Favorite Feedback

Actually that original post is a fucking hoot it you read it trying to sound like Apoo from the Simpsons.

PMSL!!

I love how your mind works LOL

 

[wishfulthinking]

The weird:

it wasn't till I read one of your stories that I realised just where you lived, I am not really surprised though, as the way you look in your picture, I should have realised that you came from "Gods golden acres" I take it you are finding that it is a bit cloudy and overcast to-day, so you know where I live, not that I could ever invade your privacy, I would sooner talk to you via E-mail.

The funny:

it's dangerous being brother and sister
for you never forget you're a ms. and mister
inside you, and the devil's prong of lust
since you have each other, will get to you first!!!


The wishfulthinking:

I would not want you as an author, but more as my personal sex slave, as I would not ever need to read your stories, I would help you creat information for your stories?

and

hope u will get in touch to make me sperm more

 

[impressive]

hope u will get in touch to make me sperm more

ROFLMAO!

Damn, I gotta get me some "weird" and some "funny" and some downright "vile."

I wanna be a "sick fuck," too!

 

[Honey123]

Feeback

One I will not forget from our friend Anonymous - he told me I was a slut.

Oh, well....

But I received plenty that told me they loved my writing, my AV's - because of those I keep writing.

 

[doormouse]

Re: Feeback

One I will not forget from our friend Anonymous - he told me I was a slut.

Oh, well....

But I received plenty that told me they loved my writing, my AV's - because of those I keep writing.

You sexy bitch!!!

NEVER give up writing!!!!

I'll chase you if you do LOL

 

[Guest]

I often get told I'm a slut.

It's fucking brilliant!!!

Lou - sluttiprominata-muchogracias (apparently )

 

[Honey123]

Re: Re: Feeback

You sexy bitch!!!

NEVER give up writing!!!!

I'll chase you if you do LOL

NOW THAT IS AN ORIGINAL PIECE OF FEEDBACK...I think it will go in my siggy as well....do you mind?

 

[cloudy]

I often get told I'm a slut.

It's fucking brilliant!!!

Lou - sluttiprominata-muchogracias (apparently )

Indeed.

 

[Shock Chick]

Indeed.

Quite!

 

[pop_54]

This one was, um, interesting? Made me feel gr8.

"hi love ur stories me frm pakistan i had an instant erection just by looking at ur pic is it real u really have a gr8 face
have u ever been with animal sex or incest or lactation me would certainly like to try at ur brests r they big n juicy do reply
*****"

I didn't reply.

Lou

Why not Lou?

My fav is still CV's PC to the Uniboob tale... I won't dredge it out here quite this public

Other than that:

Annon wrote:

That guy is a sicko, I hope she gets loose and cuts his fucking balls off. Typical male attitude, all men should have their balls cut off, or die of some horrible wasting disease.

True... talk about getting into the story line