Favorite Fairytales?

[bluntforcemama]

I'm making an art piece for a friend's new baby of Alice talking to the catepillar. So I started thinking about my favorite child's fable. (And last night I saw Shrek), and I think it would have to be either Alice in Wonderland, or Snow White. What about your favorites?

 

[april-wine]

i have to admit, it's cinderella for me........always loved that fairy godmother bit.......lol

 

[plasticman33]

Ugly Duckling, gets my vote

 

[bluntforcemama]

I forgot to mention Rapunzel! I love that tale! I'm beginning to think I have a Prince Charming complex.

 

[Starfish]

I liked the one about the chick who kicked the royal ass of some dude when he tried to feel her up at the dance. As she beat him senseless her glass shoe went flying off and landed on the steps outside the door.

Two days later the cops picked her up and charged her with felony assault, but when witnesses came forward and testified about the sexual harrassment that had occured, women's groups all over the countryside came to her aid, and the charges where dropped.

Riveting shit man.


I think that other one about the bunnies that were unlawfully in the garden of Mr. Rodenticide was pretty scary too. It put me on edge, but it turned out okay, didn't it?

 

[bluntforcemama]

Gretchie!

LOL! Good heavens... my mom says the same thing. She always says "Why can't those twitty princesses take care of themselves? Why do they need a man?" Sometimes I pity my father. She definitely wears the pants in the family, well, mostly. She said I had a Cinderella complex in high school. Then she realized that I was going to do whatever made me happy, regardless of her opinion. So far she's approved of the two serious relationships I've had (I know, not many, but I like to stick to the same man).

 

[sexy-girl]

mines little red riding hood it use to scare me to death

 

[HARDKOREBJ]

FAIRY TALES

hansel and gretel
jack and jill

 

[spacekowboy]

Peter Pan , has to be Peter Pan . the boy who never grows up... hell i am Peter Pan . plus tinkerbelle is a hottie .

 

[LadyDarkFire]

The 3 Little Pigs: The True Story. As Told by the Wolf. Also, Fractured Fairytales.

 

[Bob Peale]

Streets of Fire

 

[Cheyenne]

The Tinderbox.

 

[pabloback]

tinder box was cool
rumpel stiltskin was scarey

 

[PacificBlue]

The Little Red Hen


My Mom used to do the best voices for this story.

 

[batter]

The Tinderbox.

ok, dumb question....what is the tinderbox...i have never heard of that fairy tale before.

what is it about?

 

[Cheyenne]

ok, dumb question....what is the tinderbox...i have never heard of that fairy tale before.

what is it about?

http://hca.gilead.org.il/tinderbx.html

The whole fairytale is at that link. Too long to post here thought. It is by Hans Christian Andersen and was in a picture book of fairy tales I got from my parents when I was 3 years old. I still have it after all these years.

 

[Pretty Darkling]

east of the sun and west of the moon

 

[KillerMuffin]

My favorite fairy tale...

The one that came on Cinemax at 2 in the morning when I was 12. It was better than that soft porn about a nurse trying to kill of her elderly male patient with sex.

What? Don't tell me you didn't snoop for the parents' porno or get google eyed at soft porn on showtime. I can't be the only perved adolescent in America.

 

[Mensa]

A true classic

Pussy in Boots.

Knee-length black leather ones, preferably!

 

[lavender]

 

[cymbidia]

The Frog Prince
~or~
The Emperorer's New Clothes.


Mensa? Can i just sorta stroke your big black boots? I just love a man in black leather...

 

[Mensa]

Dogs, not cats

The Frog Prince
~or~
The Emperorer's New Clothes.


Mensa? Can i just sorta stroke your big black boots? I just love a man in black leather...

Sorry, cym, but I don't have a pussy to go with them. Can you say the same? Or do you prefer Cock Robin?

 

[vlvtelvis]

The American Dream

 

[cymbidia]

Re: Dogs, not cats

Sorry, cym, but I don't have a pussy to go with them. Can you say the same? Or do you prefer Cock Robin?

Now that you mention it, Cock Robin sounds like my favorite... ummm.. fairy tale. Yeh. That's right. My favorite by a long shot.

I have tall black leather boots, and long black gloves to go with them, but i still look at men in black leather... and mystery men in capes, too.

 

[vlvtelvis]

The existence of a higher power that gives life purpose and provides somthing to look forward to at the end of it all if I just try hard enough.