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favorite cusswords, Goddamnit

favorite cussword

  • Goddamn

    Votes: 1 3.1%

  • fuck

    Votes: 9 28.1%

  • shit

    Votes: 5 15.6%

  • son-of-a-bitch

    Votes: 2 6.3%

  • Doh!

    Votes: 2 6.3%

  • other

    Votes: 13 40.6%
  • Total voters
    32
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What's your fave cussword?

I prefer Goddamnit on a daily basis. So sacreligious, and just right there in the old boy's face.

Just daring him to sentence me to eternal damnation for using his name in vain and ordering him around.

My favorite multiple cuss combo is JesusFuckingChrist. Very useful when I stub my toe, or saw the tip of my finger off with my skilsaw. Also good when my dogs dig up a freshly planted peach tree I just paid thirty bucks for.

Fuck. This is a goddamned stupid poll.
 
PC, darlin, you missed my personal favorite.

Gawdmutherfuckingsunsafuckingbitches. When I move out of customer service it will return to gawdmutherfuckingdammit.
 
dammit

dammit this and dammit that.
dammit all day long.
that's my fave.
:cool:
 
Dammit is usual, but for those moments that require serious cussing, my favorite is Gawdfuckingdammit.
 
Since I'm usually the one getting cussed at :) , I don't use cuss words that often.

yeah right

For me it's either shit or suminabitch. I'll slip an occassional fuck in there for good measure.
 
I prefer Jesus H. Christ.... no idea where exactly the "H" came from. Funny thing to hear an athesit say it.
 
Jeez...how could I have forgotten my all time favorite - raggedy damn shit!
 
Myst said:
I prefer Jesus H. Christ.... no idea where exactly the "H" came from. Funny thing to hear an athesit say it.
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To answer your question.....

Dear Cecil:

How come people always say "Jesus H. Christ"? Why not Jesus Q. Christ or Jesus R. Christ or something else? Does the H really stand for something? My future peace of mind depends on your answer. --W.B.T., Chicago

Dear W.:

The H stands for Harold, as in, "Our Father, who art in heaven, Harold be thy name" (snort).

Actually, I've heard numerous explanations for the H over the years. The first is that it stands for "Holy," as in Jesus Holy Christ, a common enough blasphemy in the South, abridged to H by fast-talking Northerners. Other colorful Southern epithets include Jesus Hebe Christ and Jesus Hebrew Christ, which abbreviate the same way. The drawback of this account is that it is so boring I can barely type it without falling asleep. Luckily, the other theories are more entertaining:

(1) It stands for "Haploid." This is an old bio major joke, referring to the unique (not to say immaculate) circumstances of Christ's conception. Having no biological father, J.C. was shortchanged in the chromosome department to the tune of one half. Ingenious, I'll admit, but whimsy has no place in a serious investigation such as this.

(2) It recalls the H in the IHS logo emblazoned on much Christian paraphernalia. IHS dates from the earliest years of Christianity, being an abbreviation of "Jesus" in classical Greek characters. The Greek pronunciation is "Iesous," with the E sound being represented by the character eta, which looks like an H. When the symbol passed to Christian Romans, for whom an H was an H, the unaccountable character eventually became accepted as Jesus's middle initial.

(3) Finally, a reader makes the claim that the H derives from the taunting Latin inscription INRH that was supposedly tacked on the cross by Roman soldiers: Iesus Nazarenus, Rex Hebrei (Jesus the Nazarene, King of the Hebrews). Trouble is, the inscription is usually given as INRI: Iesus Nazarenus, Rex Iudaeorum (J.C., King of the Jews).

Nonetheless, this is the kind of creative thinking I like to see from my Teeming Millions. With every passing day, my mission on this earth comes closer to completion.

--CECIL ADAMS

compliments of CH
 
My favorite cussword is

Fuck. It can be used in SOO many different ways. "Fuck this" or "Fuck that." Fuck you." My personal favorite phrase, "Fuck ME!" I use that alot when I'm mad, but never heard that from a member of the opposite sex. BOOHOO!
 
fav

I think what I use most is "Jesus , mary and Joseph".



And Shy Drat is the worst you say?
 
Well, I never take Gods name in vain, and not much of a cusser since raising kids, but I can let out a really good.. snot buggers! ..gross, but effective..lol..
 
I am not much of a cusser -- when I was growing up my dad used to say that cussing was the sign of someone with an inadequate volcabulary. Does fiddlesticks count????
 
The word shit.

Aw shit, well shit on me, ain't that just some shit!

Yea, definatly shit.........*ploop*.....
 
Used too often!

Cock-sucker
Dickhead
Wanker
Douche bag
Fuckhead
......Oh man I think I have to get the wire brush and dettol out!

Heart
 
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