Fata Morgana. I have a question.

[rimmy]

In a discussion with dolf I said the following:

"There's always Fata with a strap-on and a cheese grater."

To which she replied:

"fata would grate me and fuck the cheese"

Any truth to that? Inquiring minds want to know.

 

[Queersetti]

In a discussion with dolf I said the following:

"There's always Fata with a strap-on and a cheese grater."

To which she replied:

"fata would grate me and fuck the cheese"

Any truth to that? Inquiring minds want to know.

They've got a lot of good cheese in England...

 

[rimmy]

They've got a lot of good cheese in England...

Apparently Fata has a cheese dildo mold. I told her not to use Brie but she wouldn't listen.

 

[Queersetti]

Apparently Fata has a cheese dildo mold. I told her not to use Brie but she wouldn't listen.

I'd suggest a good parmigiano reggiano. Not only is it good and firm, it has that little bit of oiliness.

 

[Skiddles2014]

Cheese dick.

 

[rimmy]

I'd suggest a good parmigiano reggiano. Not only is it good and firm, it has that little bit of oiliness.

Plus it's nice and stinky to cover her foul smell.

 

[Stewart_Pidd]

In a discussion with dolf I said the following:

"There's always Fata with a strap-on and a cheese grater."

To which she replied:

"fata would grate me and fuck the cheese"

Any truth to that? Inquiring minds want to know.

her cheese strapon will fill you with cottage cheese bro!

Stew

 

[Fata Morgana]

In a discussion with dolf I said the following:

"There's always Fata with a strap-on and a cheese grater."

To which she replied:

"fata would grate me and fuck the cheese"

Any truth to that? Inquiring minds want to know.

Dolf is right.

 

[Fata Morgana]

Plus it's nice and stinky to cover her foul smell.

You're a cunt from hell.

 

[rimmy]

Dolf is right.

I had a feeling she was.

You're a cunt from hell.

All part of my charm.

You still love me, right?

 

[Fata Morgana]

I had a feeling she was.



All part of my charm.

You still love me, right?

Forever Amen.

 

[rimmy]

Forever Amen.

Out of curiosity, what cheese would you use as a dildo?

 

[Fata Morgana]

Out of curiosity, what cheese would you use as a dildo?

Stilton. It's the blue veins.

 

[Aphro]

The things Google can't help you find...and NO, Fata...I don't mean you. I just had to find a place to post it!

http://cdn.someecards.com/someecards/usercards/1ec084c293a1a989f6fe6f5f88cdf85aee.png

 

[Fata Morgana]

When you seduce me with your cheese dildo I'll wear a little bacon rasher two-piece.

 

[Fata Morgana]

The things Google can't help you find...and NO, Fata...I don't mean you. I just had to find a place to post it!

http://cdn.someecards.com/someecards/usercards/1ec084c293a1a989f6fe6f5f88cdf85aee.png

Ha! Love it. Gonna text that to a couple of folks at work.

 

[rimmy]

Stilton. It's the blue veins.

Genius.

The things Google can't help you find...and NO, Fata...I don't mean you. I just had to find a place to post it!

http://cdn.someecards.com/someecards/usercards/1ec084c293a1a989f6fe6f5f88cdf85aee.png

That's awesome. And your av has put me in quite the festive mood. Too bad I'm Jewish or I would hang some Xmas light off my cock.

When you seduce me with your cheese dildo I'll wear a little bacon rasher two-piece.

You say the sexiest things. By the by, I like my bacon soft and not crispy. I hope that's not a deal breaker.

 

[Adre]

A Velveeta dildo might be fun.

 

[rimmy]

A Velveeta dildo might be fun.

I don't even see how that's possible unless you plan on freezing it.


Freak.

 

[Aphro]

Put a candle in the end, call it a single light menorah.

 

[Adre]

I don't even see how that's possible unless you plan on freezing it.


Freak.

Aha, you've already tried it.

 

[rimmy]

Put a candle in the end, call it a single light menorah.

I actually cringed and crossed my legs.

I have a firm 'Don't touch my pee hole' policy. The thought of putting something in it is terrifying. Catheters are my worst nightmare.

 

[Aphro]

I actually cringed and crossed my legs.

I have a firm 'Don't touch my pee hole' policy. The thought of putting something in it is terrifying. Catheters are my worst nightmare.

Do not google "sounding" then. If you want ouchy, now THAT'S ouchy!

See...festive! Just needs a little pine boughs and greenery around the base.

As an aside, in finding this picture, I Googled "Candle cock" and within the image results was a picture that I can't even think of posting here, and has probably scarred me for life. If this freaks you out...DO NOT GOOGLE IT!

https://c1.staticflickr.com/5/4005/4470094603_5da2ddf744_b.jpg

 

[rimmy]

Do not google "sounding" then. If you want ouchy, now THAT'S ouchy!

See...festive! Just needs a little pine boughs and greenery around the base.

As an aside, in finding this picture, I Googled "Candle cock" and within the image results was a picture that I can't even think of posting here, and has probably scarred me for life. If this freaks you out...DO NOT GOOGLE IT!

https://c1.staticflickr.com/5/4005/4470094603_5da2ddf744_b.jpg

Just the thought of sounding puts me in the fetal position.

As does this http://www.google.ca/imgres?imgurl=...act=rc&uact=3&dur=2864&page=1&start=0&ndsp=23

What the fuck is wrong with people?????

 

[Fata Morgana]

I Googled. Do you mean the split one?