Fata, Here's a spider even I would be afraid of

I don't mind spiders, so I will accept the responsibility for squishing the spiders in the Fata Savage home.

Snakes though... those things give me the willies.

Last summer there was a really long black snake sunning itself on my driveway. I had just watched a nature show on the tv, so I thought I'd go out there and pick it up by it's tail and fling it over into the neighbor's yard.

Well, let me tell you... on the tv they must drug their snakes. Because when I picked that bastard up by the tail, it's head curled right up it's body and came about an inch from biting the Johnny Package.

That would have been a terrible emergency room story.
 
"This big, hairy bowl of wrong has legs up to a foot in length, with feet that have hard tips and make clicking sounds as they move along. Its huge fangs are capable of puncturing the skull of a rodent with one clutch. Its size was compared to that of a newborn pup."



My God. Now I really won't sleep.
 
I don't mind spiders, so I will accept the responsibility for squishing the spiders in the Fata Savage home.

Snakes though... those things give me the willies.

Last summer there was a really long black snake sunning itself on my driveway. I had just watched a nature show on the tv, so I thought I'd go out there and pick it up by it's tail and fling it over into the neighbor's yard.

Well, let me tell you... on the tv they must drug their snakes. Because when I picked that bastard up by the tail, it's head curled right up it's body and came about an inch from biting the Johnny Package.

That would have been a terrible emergency room story.


Too bad You didn't have 1 of these around it kills snakes
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I don't mind spiders, so I will accept the responsibility for squishing the spiders in the Fata Savage home.

Snakes though... those things give me the willies.

Last summer there was a really long black snake sunning itself on my driveway. I had just watched a nature show on the tv, so I thought I'd go out there and pick it up by it's tail and fling it over into the neighbor's yard.

Well, let me tell you... on the tv they must drug their snakes. Because when I picked that bastard up by the tail, it's head curled right up it's body and came about an inch from biting the Johnny Package.

That would have been a terrible emergency room story.

Snakes don't bother me at all. I don't want to get bitten but I don't have the phobia for them that I do for spiders...

I often caught and played with snakes as a child. There's a pic of me holding a 6' snake that I found in the grass (on my fb).

But spiders? Nope.
 
I shall call him Fluffy and he shall be mine and he shall be my Fluffy. Come on, Fluffy Come on, little Fluffy...
 
I worked my way up, with snakes. Which led me to tarantulas. But, it has been a long time. I do not think I could. Old bitch, new tricks ? Maybe, not.

Tarantulas are nice critters, tho'. Looks like a gigantic tarantula to me.
 
That fucker looks like it drinks RAID at cocktail time. Reckon you could take it out with a 12 gauge.
 
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