Fat Ass!

Self portrait

Ohhhhh! soooo embarressed!






Feeling my exhibitionist tendencies starting to take over my good senses!





Should I?






Shouldn't I?








Oh! what the hell! Here it comes!!!
 
Hahaha

Got so confused argueing with myself, I forgot the pic ... here it is now
 
Outsider, how is it that you seem to have the perfect pic saved for almost EVERY subject?

Good job, mate...
 
Problem Child said:
Outsider, how is it that you seem to have the perfect pic saved for almost EVERY subject?

Good job, mate...

Horde dear child horde ;)
 
BTW, PC I love your Peter Sellers AV's, I'm a fan of his and have a few of his radio shows (The goon show) on tape and play them offten.
 
I like big butts and I can not lie
You other brothers can't deny
That when a girl walks in with an itty-bitty waist
And a round thing in your face
You get sprung
Wanna pull up tough
Cause you noticed that butt was stuffed
Deep in the jeans she's wearing
I'm hooked and I can't stop staring
Oh, baby I wanna get with ya
And take your picture
My homeboys tried to warn me
But with that butt you got makes
Me so horny
Ooh, all of that smooth skin
You say you wanna get in my benz
Well use me use me cause you ain't that average groupee
I've seen them dancin'
The hell with romancin'
Sweat, wet, got it going like a turbo vette
I'm tired of magazines
Saying flat butt are the thing
Take the average black man and him that
She's gotta pack much back
So Fellas (yeah) Fellas (yeah)
Has your girlfriend got the butt? (hell yeah!)
Well shake it, shake it
shake that healthy butt
Baby got back

(LA face with Oakland booty)

I like'em round and big
And when I'm throwing a gig
I just can't help myself
I'm acting like an animal
Now here's my scandal
I want to get you home
And uh!, double up uh! uh!
I ain't talking about Playboy
Cause silicone parts were made for toys
I want them real thick and juicy
So find that juicy double
Mix-A-Lot's in trouble
Begging for a piece of that bubble
So I'm looking at rock videos
Watching these bimbos walking like hoes
You can have them bimbos
I'll keep my women like Flo Jo
A word to the thick soul Sistahs
I wanna get with ya
I won't cuss or hit ya
But I gotta be straight when I say I wanna --
Till the break of dawn
I got it goin on
Alot of pimps won't like this song
Cause them punks lie to hit it and quit it
But I'd rather stay and play
Cause I'm long and I'm strong
And I'm down to get the friction on
So ladies (yeah), Ladies (yeah)
If you wanna role in my Mercedes (yeah)
Then turn around
Stick it out
Even white boys got to shout
Baby got back

(LA face with the Oakland booty)

Yeah baby
When it comes to females
Cosmo and got nothin to do with my selection
36-24-36?
Only if she's 5'3"
So your girlfriend rolls a Honda
Playing workout tapes by Fonda
But Fonda ain't got motor in the back of her Honda
My anaconda don't want none unless you've got buns hon
You can do side bends or sit-ups, but please don't lose that butt
Some brothers wanna play that hard role
And tell you that the butt ain't gold
So they toss it and leave it
And I pull up quick to retrieve it
So Cosmo says you're fat
Well I ain't down with that
Cause your waist is small and your curves are kicking
And I'm thinking about sticking
To the beanpole dames in the magazines
You aint it, Miss Thing
Give me a Sistah I can't resist her
Red beans and rice didn't miss her
Some knucklehead tried to dis
Cause his girls were on my list
He had game but he chose to hit 'em
And I pulled up quick to get with 'em
So ladies if the butt is round
And you wanna triple-X throw down
Dial 1-900-mixalot and kick them nasty thoughts
Baby got back
 
ahh laurel...yes that's quite the classic...i remember playing that track at church and watching the mouths of all the adults just drop...us kids loved it tho :cool:
 
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