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Does anyone find farting a turn-on? Not by smell but by listening to the sound.

There have been times when my wife and I are having sex and I would introduce dirty talking during our love making. Saying things, like: “Have you heard your mother fart?” or How about hearing your sister fart?” or even "Hearing your best friend fart?" When she answers “yes” to these questions, it drives me wild.
 
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Reminds me when I went to the doctors and said "doctor, I can't stop farting". He got up and got this big pole with a hook on it. I said "Jesus doctor, you not gonna stick that up my arse are you!!" He said " no miss, I'm gonna open the window, you fucking stink ". Lol💋👄
 
Stacysmith287 said:
Reminds me when I went to the doctors and said "doctor, I can't stop farting". He got up and got this big pole with a hook on it. I said "Jesus doctor, you not gonna stick that up my arse are you!!" He said " no miss, I'm gonna open the window, you fucking stink ". Lol💋👄
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What did you eat before you went to the doctors? :p
 
Timben said:
Does anyone find farting a turn-on? Not by smell but by listening to the sound.

There have been times when my wife and I are having sex and I would introduce dirty talking during our love making. Saying things, like: “Have you heard your mother fart?” or How about hearing your sister fart?” or even "Hearing your best friend fart?" When she answers “yes” to these questions, it drives me wild.
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errr - no, but I did recently include a pussy fart in a sex scene for a story I wrote, I'm new to writing and I spent ages trying to think through an idealised sex scene before deciding to write something closer to reality...
 
You know, I don't think it's fair to make fun of me. You talk like I said the strangest thing in the world. But on here, of all things, a forum that has hundreds of odd fetishes. I never comment on those, because those are things that I do not take find interesting. But, I am getting criticized because of I said, "farting". It's not even real. It's a made-up thing. I only said that, to see what people would say. Never thought people on a sex forum would be making fun of a forum about farting. When you got, people talking about wanting to screw their families, pissing and shitting and I don’t know what ‘all in forums. But as I said, I do not comment, because that is not what I am interested in. All of yawl are a bunch of stuck-up bastards and bitches.


FUCK YOU ALL!!!
 
"Everbody farts" - my wife to me on our first date when I accidentally let one rip while we just walking around (I was embarrassed as hell)
 
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