Fart Fetish?

[Rembrandt500]

Fart Fetish

To my knowedge there isn't a thread devoted to this.

 

[Etoile]

No, but I totally get where you're coming from.

 

[neci]

i once met a couple who enjoyed farting on each other. they were telling me how they got together, and he said that one day she sat on him and just let one rip. it was love. to my knowledge they have been together more than ten years and have kids now.

 

[Rembrandt500]

:d :d

 

[callinectes2]

sigh...my PYL will trap me under the sheets and giggle like a 10 year old boy when he lets one rip. It isn't a fetish, he just thinks it is funny.

 

[where]

If you like farts and are into a bit of bestiality, please PM me and I'll arrange to transfer ownership of my dog. Seriously, the damn thing is turning the air green.

 

[KoPilot]

sigh...my PYL will trap me under the sheets and giggle like a 10 year old boy when he lets one rip. It isn't a fetish, he just thinks it is funny.

Yeah, dutch oven is a dick move.

 

[sb2009]

oh wow, this falls under the whole YKINMY for me ROFL

When I had my first baby, emergency c-section, i overheard the drs talking to the nurses with concern because i had not passed gas yet. I was wondering why they were asking me that particular question - I actually had, but really wasn't used to sharing that information. Ooops. Now whenever anyone I know is having surgery I tell them to be forthcoming with that info.

 

[Macdaddy23]

No fetish with that. I hear someone fart and I die laughing. I wouldn't care if it came from a super model I would still laugh my ass off. Nothing really sexy about it.

 

[KoPilot]

Then again, if it helps, S has threatened to use it as a form of punishment on me, after I told him about a "traumatizing" experience I had as a child involving a much older cousin with a... poor diet, LOL.

Needless to say, I will be doing what I am told!

 

[Macdaddy23]

Then again, if it helps, S has threatened to use it as a form of punishment on me, after I told him about a "traumatizing" experience I had as a child involving a much older cousin with a... poor diet, LOL.

Needless to say, I will be doing what I am told!

Would that be sitting in the dark chained to a chair with someone that just ate beans as ammo?

 

[KoPilot]

Would that be sitting in the dark chained to a chair with someone that just ate beans as ammo?

THE HORROR

 

[Netzach]

I have quiescent Crohn's disease.

I guess this would be a case of "it's not a bug, it's a feature!"

 

[FloggingMolly]

Not a sexual thing for me, but we are both juvenile enough to laugh at each other's farts, but farting on each other is a total no-no.

 

[Macdaddy23]

Not a sexual thing for me, but we are both juvenile enough to laugh at each other's farts, but farting on each other is a total no-no.

I can't help it if I hear someone fart and I bust up laughing.

 

[Rembrandt500]

I have quiescent Crohn's disease.

I guess this would be a case of "it's not a bug, it's a feature!"

lol

 

[Cattypuss]

He likes me to sit on his face with my puss on his mouth and my bumhole on his nose. I come very easily like that and sometimes I... let one drop... by accident as I approach orgasm. He gets MORE turned on when that happens.

Meh. Whatever floats your boat, I suppose.

 

[etoile_noir78]

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[Rembrandt500]

You indulge?

 

[Cattypuss]

Probably won't be doing that - like I said, "meh".

If he (BF) gets off on the occasional "accident", all power to him, but I have zero interest in pandering to it.

Just -meh.

Conversely, he likes me unwashed and sweaty so occasionally I'm happy to go to the gym 12 hours before he sees me and not wash or change my clothes after the gym, just for him (altho, see, that appeals to the lazy part of me lol).

 

[Rembrandt500]

Dont park the car in the yard ya farta!

 

[Rembrandt500]

Just thought I'd bump this in case any newish members have the fetish lol

 

[Essene]

Just thought I'd bump this in case any newish members have the fetish lol

Just an FYI; we have a new fetish forum, and I'm sure if you ask one of the Mods to move it there they would help you out.

-Might get more responses that way.

 

[Etoile]

*poof*
And it is done!

 

[Rolando2]

My contribution to this subject.http://www.fart-sounds.net/fart_sound_board.htm

Now you can jack off any time you want, no waiting!