Fart fetish anyone?
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I like women farting but as the prequel to a good poo.
Much of the credit for my interest must go to my much loved Aunt Anne. One Sunday morning, many years ago, Aunt Anne came to visit and she was sat in the kitchen talking to various family members. I was present too, of course. Suddenly Aunt Anne farted and at first I didn't think anything of it, guessing that she'd probably got a bit of wind and nothing more. At that point I popped to the outside toilet for a quick wee which didn't take long. When I returned to the kitchen, Aunt Anne was still farting and I realised that she wasn't suffering from wind but actually needed to do go for a poo. I didn't dare say anything and the others present were too polite to. Although Aunt Anne was obviously getting desperate and smellier by the minute she made no move to get up and go to the toilet. Instead she carried on talking and farting (quite loudly) for what must have been at least twenty minutes and probably half an hour. I remember half hoping she'd poo her knickers and half hoping she wouldn't. Eventually, just as I thought she was going to poo herself, Aunt Anne got up, said "Excuse me" and went to the outside toilet which wasn't far away. Luckily for her she made it but only just in the nick of time. Despite being very young, I realised she'd had a very close shave indeed. Because the walls were very thick i didn't hear the 'performance' but I can be sure for a fact that it was some big motion. When she'd finished, she washed her hands at the kitchen sink - there was no outside sink in those days. Before she left I stood close to her and there was no residual odour so she must have wiped well. When she'd! gone I popped in the outside toilet and, to my astonishment, there was no remaining evidence of her visit. Mind you, it was a fairly old fashioned toilet and flushed very well indeed. I've often wondered what I would have been like if Aunt Anne had left her trip to the loo a tiny bit longer and not got there in time. Just for the record, I love Aunt Anne very much and she has a special place in my affections so this posting is in no way a personal criticism of her. We get on well together and I like to see her as often as I can. She's very open about bodily functions I remember occasions when she's talked quite freely about going on holiday in foreign places, getting 'the runs' and having to search for toilets.
Not unnaturally when I decided to put pen to paper and write about the exploits of an accident-prone housewife who loves holding it - and doing it in her pants - the choice of a name was easy enough.
Much of the credit for my interest must go to my much loved Aunt Anne. One Sunday morning, many years ago, Aunt Anne came to visit and she was sat in the kitchen talking to various family members. I was present too, of course. Suddenly Aunt Anne farted and at first I didn't think anything of it, guessing that she'd probably got a bit of wind and nothing more. At that point I popped to the outside toilet for a quick wee which didn't take long. When I returned to the kitchen, Aunt Anne was still farting and I realised that she wasn't suffering from wind but actually needed to do go for a poo. I didn't dare say anything and the others present were too polite to. Although Aunt Anne was obviously getting desperate and smellier by the minute she made no move to get up and go to the toilet. Instead she carried on talking and farting (quite loudly) for what must have been at least twenty minutes and probably half an hour. I remember half hoping she'd poo her knickers and half hoping she wouldn't. Eventually, just as I thought she was going to poo herself, Aunt Anne got up, said "Excuse me" and went to the outside toilet which wasn't far away. Luckily for her she made it but only just in the nick of time. Despite being very young, I realised she'd had a very close shave indeed. Because the walls were very thick i didn't hear the 'performance' but I can be sure for a fact that it was some big motion. When she'd finished, she washed her hands at the kitchen sink - there was no outside sink in those days. Before she left I stood close to her and there was no residual odour so she must have wiped well. When she'd! gone I popped in the outside toilet and, to my astonishment, there was no remaining evidence of her visit. Mind you, it was a fairly old fashioned toilet and flushed very well indeed. I've often wondered what I would have been like if Aunt Anne had left her trip to the loo a tiny bit longer and not got there in time. Just for the record, I love Aunt Anne very much and she has a special place in my affections so this posting is in no way a personal criticism of her. We get on well together and I like to see her as often as I can. She's very open about bodily functions I remember occasions when she's talked quite freely about going on holiday in foreign places, getting 'the runs' and having to search for toilets.
Not unnaturally when I decided to put pen to paper and write about the exploits of an accident-prone housewife who loves holding it - and doing it in her pants - the choice of a name was easy enough.
Adrian69702006
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I don't honestly know.
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Edited at the request of the person I quoted. 
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LindsayRae
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The rules are placed on this site for a reason. Don't like it, post about your kid shit elsewhere. It's that simple.
Don't like it, post about your kid shit elsewhere. It's that simple.
LindsayRae
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If he was under age I don't think he would post it.
Many people do, though. Why, I don't know of course. Do the math and you'd know what his very young age would have been when his (nearly) 80 year old aunt was only 37.
Laurel and Manu do not wish to have that info on their web site. That's why they have it listed in the rules and that's why nearly every board here has a moderator now.
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It seems I made an error, albeit unintentionally. Please feel free to remove the offending post.
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