Fantasy Island

[EnglishAgain]

Hi all,,
I've been invited over by TallMan60 to say hi, so...err....Hi.

I have a thread though, honest.

Imagine you were the owner a huge country house and you decided to make it into an adult playground. You can have each room done as something new, some fantasy place or idea you may have which you think could stimulate people sexually or romantically. What would you have?

I'd have a room set out Japanese style. There would be an assistant to help the ladies dress up Geisha style for the first half hour. The menfolk would be required to dress up too, and the room would have a full Japanese theme in its decor and accoutrements.

Anyone else know what they would have?

 

[EnglishAgain]

oooh I have one

I would have another room with a "rescue platform" so one of the ladies could be rescued by the heroic fireman who would then bring her down to the ground where she could show her boundless appreciation.....

Uniforms could be provided, but I'm not sure what else.

Perhaps I should stick with a bar room, a wench's outfit for the ladies and a table for her to be taken on....?

No -one else got any input? Sad, I never thought this would be the place for infertility of the imagination. Thank god for the advent of test-tube maybes.

 

[EnglishAgain]

No responses?

What honestly? Look, I spent months practising my americanisations for this thread. I've been learning from a Zen typist in Vermont by correspondence course, I've learnt to say fall instead of autumn, I can spell color instead of colour and I put a z in analyze just for you foreign types. After all that, with 7 years in study and a backbreaking workload of literary luggage, you think the least it would elicit is a reply from someone. Anyone.

Anyone? Hello? Can anyone hear me?

Oh bugger, they were all just more of my imaginary friends again. Nurse...I think I need another one of my tablets....

 

[carrie-on]

I'm a nurse...how can I help you?

 

[EnglishAgain]

I'm a nurse...how can I help you?

Ah, of course, a doctor's room. Well, a nurse's room. Oh, a hospital room, you know what I mean. That sterile sort of environment with a trolley bed in the middle, pull round curtains and a whole host of "implements" like a stethoscope and thermometer and blood pressure meter and so on. I bet that room would get a few takers.

Hi Carrie, can I just say....oooooh matron!

 

[carrie-on]

Well...normally I don't mix work and fun! But I just had to answer Your plea! I would love to have a room with a hook in the middle of it and a rope for my hands to be held over my head. Nothing else! WEG