Fanfic Especially for Freddie!

[Guest]

I’m Freddy the back-door man
I love to get girls in the can
When I eats my pullets
I shoot cum like bullets
I’m Freddy the back-door man.


So here walks Freddy Fannybender, cock of the walk and pocketed, his special cock-rocker pullets. The sexual terror of the Literotica boardwalk, Freddy’s walk is akin to a fine young bantam, strutting and crowing tales of his prowess and his occasional forays in the Ports of Inverness, where the ladymongers know him as the Chickenbeast, displaying their clams for him to cockle with lewd abandon.

One fine day Freddie and his enormous erection were walking down the street when who should appear but Ms. Readaloterot and her PrettyPussyPosse, Clementine Carney, the fastest labia in the West, Rydia of the Ravishing Rack and Babygirl, renowned for her special ability of shooting pellets of solid girl-cheese with pinpoint precision from her rolled up tongue. Upon feeling a rude goose peck her posterior with a great soft prod Ms. Read whirligigged around only to find Freddy not five feet away and smiling a smiley yellow smile, not quite reaching his ears.

 

[GratefulFred]

Here's a song for ya babygrrl...(to the tune of El Paso but the GratefulFred...I mean Dead). Enjoy!!!

Out on a website no one should el passo
I fell in love with a lass babygrrl
Nighttime would find me in liter-erotica
Warped stories I'd write and wankers would hurl

Sexy stories tonight from the pen of babygrrl
Her erotica writing would cast a deep spell
My desire was cheap for this talented young writer
Couldn't spend a dime, and my wife I don't tell

One night a wild one mjl popped in
Writing with words uninven-ted
Professional writer, his stories would excite her
PMed babygrrl, the girl that I loved

So in anger
I challenged we'd write a humor tale for this maiden
Down went ideas and two stories were born
Mjl felt bested and less than a heartbeat
He laughed himself too hard and lay dead on the floor

Just for a moment I stood there and gloated
Killed off a newb', smoked some weed for the fun
Many posts were soon posted of mjl the great one
Trolls turned against me and it was time that I run

Out through the log off Literotica I ran
To websites where whores reside
I paid a good one; we had some good quick fun
All was real great 'til my web cam got fried

Just as fast as
I could from the website none should el passo
Out to the weblands of google chat I strolled

Back in Literotica my scores would be disastrous
The trolls wanted my blood, GratefulFreddy was dead
It's been so long since I've seen babygrrl hot maiden
Received the award for the lowest point total tale

I gathered my stash and smoked a big bowl
Websites alone in the dark
Boredom comes quickly, keyboards get sticky
Tonight nothing's worse than this pain in my pants

And at last here
I am logging in to the website no el passo
I can see Story Idea’s just up ahead
My love is strong and it pushes me to log in
Name on the forum reads Grateful-Fred

Online tonight I read four writing devils
Darkbee, Snooper, Ms.Read, and Carnevil
Posting and boasting daring to snatch me
Pussy trap in sight maybe babygrrl's back door?

Something is dreadfully wrong for I feel
A deep burning pain in my pants
I pull my cock out "Released" he does loud shout
I'm getting horny, need a rim ride

But my love for
Babygrrl is strong, and I rise to a new thread
Time zone makes weary I can't stop undress
I see the white puff of smoke from my bong pipe
I feel stinging reply cut me deep in my chest

From out of nowhere Babygrrl's web cam has found me
Licking her lips, as she's undressed for the kill
Staring at two breasts that just are to die for
Suddenly offline. Forgot Internet bill!

 

[Guest]

Here's a song for ya babygrrl...(to the tune of El Paso but the GratefulFred...I mean Dead). Enjoy!!!

Out on a website no one should el passo
I fell in love with a lass babygrrl
Nighttime would find me in liter-erotica
Warped stories I'd write and wankers would hurl

Sexy stories tonight from the pen of babygrrl
Her erotica writing would cast a deep spell
My desire was cheap for this talented young writer
Couldn't spend a dime, and my wife I don't tell

One night a wild one mjl popped in
Writing with words uninven-ted
Professional writer, his stories would excite her
PMed babygrrl, the girl that I loved

So in anger
I challenged we'd write a humor tale for this maiden
Down went ideas and two stories were born
Mjl felt bested and less than a heartbeat
He laughed himself too hard and lay dead on the floor

Just for a moment I stood there and gloated
Killed off a newb', smoked some weed for the fun
Many posts were soon posted of mjl the great one
Trolls turned against me and it was time that I run

Out through the log off Literotica I ran
To websites where whores reside
I paid a good one; we had some good quick fun
All was real great 'til my web cam got fried

Just as fast as
I could from the website none should el passo
Out to the weblands of google chat I strolled

Back in Literotica my scores would be disastrous
The trolls wanted my blood, GratefulFreddy was dead
It's been so long since I've seen babygrrl hot maiden
Received the award for the lowest point total tale

I gathered my stash and smoked a big bowl
Websites alone in the dark
Boredom comes quickly, keyboards get sticky
Tonight nothing's worse than this pain in my pants

And at last here
I am logging in to the website no el passo
I can see Story Idea’s just up ahead
My love is strong and it pushes me to log in
Name on the forum reads Grateful-Fred

Online tonight I read four writing devils
Darkbee, Snooper, Ms.Read, and Carnevil
Posting and boasting daring to snatch me
Pussy trap in sight maybe babygrrl's back door?

Something is dreadfully wrong for I feel
A deep burning pain in my pants
I pull my cock out "Released" he does loud shout
I'm getting horny, need a rim ride

But my love for
Babygrrl is strong, and I rise to a new thread
Time zone makes weary I can't stop undress
I see the white puff of smoke from my bong pipe
I feel stinging reply cut me deep in my chest

From out of nowhere Babygrrl's web cam has found me
Licking her lips, as she's undressed for the kill
Staring at two breasts that just are to die for
Suddenly offline. Forgot Internet bill!

*gigglekisses*

Much too quick for me. Much information, as well. *nods*

there was going to be more, but I am busy at work, darnit.

 

[GratefulFred]

Stop working. That is an order!